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Expecting to win?

Topic closed. 80 replies. Last post 6 years ago by lucky-luke.

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When you buy a ticket do you expect to win?

YES! Every Time [ 47 ]  [43.52%]
Yes, most of the time [ 14 ]  [12.96%]
Yes, some of the time [ 21 ]  [19.44%]
Ya, kinda mostly maybe [ 6 ]  [5.56%]
No, I know I won't win [ 4 ]  [3.70%]
No, I'm throwing money away [ 3 ]  [2.78%]
I could win if I tried harder [ 2 ]  [1.85%]
I'm supporting the skools [ 1 ]  [0.93%]
That jackpot is so close [ 4 ]  [3.70%]
I hate polls [ 6 ]  [5.56%]
Total Valid Votes [ 108 ]  
Discarded Votes [ 1 ]  
rdgrnr's avatar - walt
Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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Posted: June 2, 2011, 12:59 am - IP Logged

Remember, Google is your friend. If you use it you will learn what you posted is completely false.

Hey, did you call the mounties on me for telling an illegal joke?  LOL

I'll buy you an order of hot chips if you don't tell the queen!  LOL


                                             
                     
                                         

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                   

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                            --Edmund Burke

 

 


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    Posted: June 2, 2011, 1:09 am - IP Logged

    I wouldn't live in a country that told me what jokes I could and couldn't tell.

    You guys have to do what some old woman tells you to do.

    You know, the queen.  LOLGreen laugh

     

    Maybe you could tell us some of your jokes.

    After you ask the queen if it's OK. LOLGreen laugh

    You already live in a country that tells you what jokes you cannot tell. For example, telling a joke at an airport about a bomb is against the law.

    Google is your friend.

      rdgrnr's avatar - walt
      Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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      Posted: June 2, 2011, 1:28 am - IP Logged

      You already live in a country that tells you what jokes you cannot tell. For example, telling a joke at an airport about a bomb is against the law.

      Google is your friend.

      Did you like Joker's joke?

      Do you think the queen would allow you to repeat that one?

      That was a funny one, wasn't it?

      I bet everybody at your dinner table would be laughing so hard they'd have their Cream of Wolverine soup coming out of their noses!


                                                   
                           
                                               

       

       

       

       

                                                                                                         

      "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                  --Edmund Burke

       

       

        lucky-luke's avatar - y2sax4huq8tvdak886nj
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        Posted: June 2, 2011, 4:03 am - IP Logged

        is this a joke? Thumbs Down

          lucky-luke's avatar - y2sax4huq8tvdak886nj
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          Posted: June 2, 2011, 4:05 am - IP Logged

          Why are iranian men so crazy about American women?

           

           

          Because they don't have mustaches.   LOL

          is this a joke?Thumbs Down

            lucky-luke's avatar - y2sax4huq8tvdak886nj
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            Posted: June 2, 2011, 4:06 am - IP Logged

            Green laugh

            or hairy armpits....lol

            An American woman was watching this Iranian woman taking a long time checking out some potatoes in a grocery store. The American approched the Irianian and asked her why she was taking so long in picking a potato. The Iranian said that this particular potato reminded her of her Husband's..(AHEM).....The American said...."You mean they're that big?

            The Iranian said...."No, that dirty"....

             

            ROFL

              No No

            this is not the way you are thinking