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rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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Posted: April 26, 2011, 1:12 am - IP Logged

The Jackpot is $950,000 for Wednesday the 27th but nobody is going to be allowed to win until it hits a million (which will happen Friday) so save your money.

Our Lottery Director, heretofore and after known as "The Dragon Lady", will get a lot more publicity for the new game with a million dollar jackpot than with some lesser amount so any jackpot wins before the appointed hour have been ruled out. The computers have been programmed to facilitate this latest caper until the million dollar threshhold has been reached. At that point they'll be "adjusted" accordingly, to once again allow someone to actually win a jackpot.

If any eyebrows are raised or questions asked, it will be deemed another accidental computer malfunction and the Lottery Commission will go into a frenzy of winks, nods and self-assuring nudges.

The only circumstance that could prevent this from coming to pass is if The Dragon Lady herself reads this and aborts the plan just to embarrass me.

Leastways that's what Mulehead Jenkins told me.


                                             
                     
                                         

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                   

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                            --Edmund Burke

 

 

    sully16's avatar - sharan
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    Posted: April 26, 2011, 12:36 pm - IP Logged

    4-17-23-30-35 , I hope you win.

    Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

    For a lead role in a cage?

     

                                                From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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        Posted: April 26, 2011, 5:41 pm - IP Logged

        I think the wicked witch of the south will let it go

        futher than that. The more dollars she can drain

        from the players the better.  Scared   Green laugh

          rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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          Posted: April 26, 2011, 6:21 pm - IP Logged

          4-17-23-30-35 , I hope you win.

          Hey sully and COwpi3, you know I gotta play those numbers now.

          But you didn't give me the Cashball number!  (1-5)


                                                       
                               
                                                   

           

           

           

           

                                                                                                             

          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                      --Edmund Burke

           

           

            sully16's avatar - sharan
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            Posted: April 26, 2011, 9:57 pm - IP Logged

            3 , smack dab in the middle.

            Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

            For a lead role in a cage?

             

                                                        From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

              rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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              Posted: April 26, 2011, 10:58 pm - IP Logged

              3 , smack dab in the middle.

              Roger that. Thanks.


                                                           
                                   
                                                       

               

               

               

               

                                                                                                                 

              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke

               

               

                rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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                Posted: April 28, 2011, 4:45 pm - IP Logged

                OK, just as I predicted, it hit $1 million for tomorrow's fake computer "drawing".

                I think there is about a 50% chance that she has reset the fake drawing computer to allow somebody to win again.

                The other 50% chance is the possibility that she wants to ride the wave of publicity for awhile and will not reset the fake drawing computer to allow a win just yet.

                So there you have it.

                To commence playing or not to commence playing.

                That is the question.

                 

                I got all this information from Mulehead Jenkins, so I think it's pretty reliable.

                Although he said there are no guarantees expressed or implied.

                And just for the record - he was drunk.

                Oh, and I was too.


                                                             
                                     
                                                         

                 

                 

                 

                 

                                                                                                                   

                "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                            --Edmund Burke

                 

                 

                  sully16's avatar - sharan
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                  Posted: April 28, 2011, 5:07 pm - IP Logged

                  OK, just as I predicted, it hit $1 million for tomorrow's fake computer "drawing".

                  I think there is about a 50% chance that she has reset the fake drawing computer to allow somebody to win again.

                  The other 50% chance is the possibility that she wants to ride the wave of publicity for awhile and will not reset the fake drawing computer to allow a win just yet.

                  So there you have it.

                  To commence playing or not to commence playing.

                  That is the question.

                   

                  I got all this information from Mulehead Jenkins, so I think it's pretty reliable.

                  Although he said there are no guarantees expressed or implied.

                  And just for the record - he was drunk.

                  Oh, and I was too.

                  Thats not one of those computors , that when you pull the string, it spins around and says..." THE COW GOES MOO' ?LOL

                  Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                  For a lead role in a cage?

                   

                                                              From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

                    rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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                    Thats not one of those computors , that when you pull the string, it spins around and says..." THE COW GOES MOO' ?LOL

                    Oh no, she doesn't allow us to see the computer so no one knows what it really looks like.

                    They have a mock-up of one they use to show us what the real drawing would have looked like if we were allowed to see it - which we're not.

                    She says the capitol would be full of smelly peasants if she ever allowed the "drawing" to be seen.

                    Capitol employees won't talk about it. They say they have to walk on their knees when they're in her presence and are under strict orders to never make eye contact or even look at her.

                    She was in the lottery trailer at the state fair last year checking up on the employees when a guy approached her to ask a question about the lottery and she whirled around and asked him who the hell he thought he was addressing her and screamed at him saying: Buy a f______ ticket and shut your g______ mouth!

                    I know about this because that person was Mulehead Jenkins.


                                                                 
                                         
                                                             

                     

                     

                     

                     

                                                                                                                       

                    "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                --Edmund Burke

                     

                     

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                      Even if she showed you the exact computer that was used, there is no way for you or me to know exactly what is going on inside the machine to generate the numbers.  That is the issue at the heart of my disdain for computerized drawings.

                       

                      Check the State Lottery Report Card
                      What grade did your lottery earn?

                       

                      Sign the Petition for True Lottery Drawings
                      Help eliminate computerized drawings!

                        sully16's avatar - sharan
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                        LMAO....Mulehead should have stayed in the beer tent.

                        Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                        For a lead role in a cage?

                         

                                                                    From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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                          Even if she showed you the exact computer that was used, there is no way for you or me to know exactly what is going on inside the machine to generate the numbers.  That is the issue at the heart of my disdain for computerized drawings.

                          Exactamundo Todd, we're bein' hornswoggled.


                                                                       
                                               
                                                                   

                           

                           

                           

                           

                                                                                                                             

                          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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                            rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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                            LMAO....Mulehead should have stayed in the beer tent.

                            Now that's the kind of advice Mulehead would love to hear.

                            Me too.


                                                                         
                                                 
                                                                     

                             

                             

                             

                             

                                                                                                                               

                            "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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                              rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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                              I think the wicked witch of the south will let it go

                              futher than that. The more dollars she can drain

                              from the players the better.  Scared   Green laugh

                              We'll see what happens Friday night, pc.

                              You may be right.


                                                                           
                                                   
                                                                       

                               

                               

                               

                               

                                                                                                                                 

                              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke