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rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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I was in the store in the town I go to to get my tickets the other day and the lady who owns the place gave me a free t-shirt from the TN Lottery. It says Tennessee Cash on the front and Tennessee Lottery on the back. Now she'a nice lady and all and she's taken a shine to me and all like that (she calls me Tickle Britches and trys to tickle me all the time) but I'm a little concerned about the t-shirt.

The thought entered my mind that The Dragon Lady may have set up the whole thing.

I don't know if the shirt has imbedded tracking devices, motion detectors and location sensors or it's just filled with itching powder, fleas, chiggers and ticks.

So I gave it to my wife.

Told her I bought it for her.


                                             
                     
                                         

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                   

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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    Posted: June 10, 2011, 8:34 pm - IP Logged

    Im from east tn..  i cant find a big winner around here at all

    i pretty much quit playing tn lottery

    i either go to nc or va to play

    Win or lose its a game of chance

      rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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      Im from east tn..  i cant find a big winner around here at all

      i pretty much quit playing tn lottery

      i either go to nc or va to play

      Yeah mztb, sometimes it seems like all the big winners are sent to the flatlanders out in west Tn.

      I think that's where The Dragon Lady and all her fat-cat friends live.

      I usually just get PB and MM here and everything else from Va. cuz they have real ball drawings.

      I'm just giving this game a shot while it's new but it's gettin old quick.


                                                   
                           
                                               

       

       

       

       

                                                                                                         

      "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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        pcurtis's avatar - DiscoBallGlowing
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        Posted: June 13, 2011, 11:16 am - IP Logged

        I was in the store in the town I go to to get my tickets the other day and the lady who owns the place gave me a free t-shirt from the TN Lottery. It says Tennessee Cash on the front and Tennessee Lottery on the back. Now she'a nice lady and all and she's taken a shine to me and all like that (she calls me Tickle Britches and trys to tickle me all the time) but I'm a little concerned about the t-shirt.

        The thought entered my mind that The Dragon Lady may have set up the whole thing.

        I don't know if the shirt has imbedded tracking devices, motion detectors and location sensors or it's just filled with itching powder, fleas, chiggers and ticks.

        So I gave it to my wife.

        Told her I bought it for her.

        Ridge i wouldn't let my wife wear that shirt if i was you lol.

        I would burn it.

          rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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          Posted: June 13, 2011, 11:43 am - IP Logged

          Ridge i wouldn't let my wife wear that shirt if i was you lol.

          I would burn it.

          That's right p, I never considered that there might be a curse on it. I have been taking evasive action though. I bought one of those rearview mirrors that you mount on your head that bicyclists use so I can make sure I'm not being followed. Well, actually I bought six of them so I can cover a lot of angles. It may look funny but you can't be too careful.


                                                       
                               
                                                   

           

           

           

           

                                                                                                             

          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                      --Edmund Burke

           

           

            rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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            Posted: June 14, 2011, 10:43 am - IP Logged

            Well, she's holding firm so far on not allowing a win. But maybe you'll be thankful when you win a million instead of a few paltry hundred thousand, who knows?

            It now stands at $630,000 for the Wednesday, June 15th draw decision.

            You know, they should have an opportunity to make a side bet like they do with "Lucky Sum" on the Daily Games to bet on whether the Dragon Lady will adjust the computer to allow a win in the next drawing. Afterall, unlike real ball drawings, computers can be adjusted to do anything you want without anyone being able to know about it. In fact, LOL, it's happened before, right here in Tennessee! And that's why you see all them Tennessee tags on the cars in the parking lots of lottery retailers just across state lines in neighboring states.

            We don't get fooled again.

            A lot of us don't, anyway.


                                                         
                                 
                                                     

             

             

             

             

                                                                                                               

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              sully16's avatar - sharan
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              Posted: June 14, 2011, 1:02 pm - IP Logged

              I was in the store in the town I go to to get my tickets the other day and the lady who owns the place gave me a free t-shirt from the TN Lottery. It says Tennessee Cash on the front and Tennessee Lottery on the back. Now she'a nice lady and all and she's taken a shine to me and all like that (she calls me Tickle Britches and trys to tickle me all the time) but I'm a little concerned about the t-shirt.

              The thought entered my mind that The Dragon Lady may have set up the whole thing.

              I don't know if the shirt has imbedded tracking devices, motion detectors and location sensors or it's just filled with itching powder, fleas, chiggers and ticks.

              So I gave it to my wife.

              Told her I bought it for her.

              Dragon Lady, LOL,

              Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

              For a lead role in a cage?

               

                                                          From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

                pcurtis's avatar - DiscoBallGlowing
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                Posted: June 14, 2011, 1:11 pm - IP Logged

                Dragon Lady, LOL,

                Wicked witch of the south is what i call her lol.

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                  Posted: June 14, 2011, 6:14 pm - IP Logged

                  While I'm on my soap box:

                  Why the hell do they have to wait until 11:34 pm (eastern) to have the dam drawing decision?

                  I don't get it.

                  Why couldn't they have it at the same time as the evening Pick games or at least move it up an hour?

                  It ain't like you ain't got enough time to get your numbers in.

                  Then it takes them forever to post the winning numbers on top of it.

                  I swear we have the worst dam lottery people in the whole dadgum country.


                                                               
                                       
                                                           

                   

                   

                   

                   

                                                                                                                     

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                    sully16's avatar - sharan
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                    That is a crazy time, maybe dragon lady needs a watch.

                    Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                    For a lead role in a cage?

                     

                                                                From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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                      Posted: June 14, 2011, 9:19 pm - IP Logged

                      I was in the store in the town I go to to get my tickets the other day and the lady who owns the place gave me a free t-shirt from the TN Lottery. It says Tennessee Cash on the front and Tennessee Lottery on the back. Now she'a nice lady and all and she's taken a shine to me and all like that (she calls me Tickle Britches and trys to tickle me all the time) but I'm a little concerned about the t-shirt.

                      The thought entered my mind that The Dragon Lady may have set up the whole thing.

                      I don't know if the shirt has imbedded tracking devices, motion detectors and location sensors or it's just filled with itching powder, fleas, chiggers and ticks.

                      So I gave it to my wife.

                      Told her I bought it for her.

                      Ridge...Ridge...Ridge....I cannot believe you gave your wife that shirtBash you are going to make me come to TNNo NoLOL.... u know we woman(wives have to stick up for each other)...LOL....

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                        Posted: June 14, 2011, 9:24 pm - IP Logged

                        That is a crazy time, maybe dragon lady needs a watch.

                        LOL.....or a man....ROFLROFLROFL obviously she dosen't have a life with the drawings being held that late....

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                          LOL.....or a man....ROFLROFLROFL obviously she dosen't have a life with the drawings being held that late....

                          Heh, heh, heh, I was going to say I knew what she needed but I'm glad you did instead, dallas, lol.

                          A GOOD one, lol.


                                                                       
                                               
                                                                   

                           

                           

                           

                           

                                                                                                                             

                          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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                            pcurtis's avatar - DiscoBallGlowing
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                            While I'm on my soap box:

                            Why the hell do they have to wait until 11:34 pm (eastern) to have the dam drawing decision?

                            I don't get it.

                            Why couldn't they have it at the same time as the evening Pick games or at least move it up an hour?

                            It ain't like you ain't got enough time to get your numbers in.

                            Then it takes them forever to post the winning numbers on top of it.

                            I swear we have the worst dam lottery people in the whole dadgum country.

                            Them extra hours makes her more money lol.

                              rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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                              Posted: June 18, 2011, 10:57 pm - IP Logged

                              Well, it went down last night at $640 k plus to one person so we're back to square one.

                              Second place paid $4,094 for 5 numbers without the Cashball.

                              Wait a minute, only $4,094 for 5 friggin' numbers?

                              If I put that dollar on Virginia Cash5 I would get $100,000 for 5 friggin' numbers!

                              And the odds are better on the Cash5!

                              The odds are 1 in 405,750 to get five numbers in Tennessee Cashball and win whatever the parimutuel is - $4,094 yesterday.

                              The odds are 1 in 278,256 to get five numbers in Virginia Cash5 and win $100,000 guaranteed to up to ten winners. If more than ten win top prize it then goes parimutuel.

                              So what's the moral of the story?

                              You gotta be an idiot to play TN Cashball if you can get to another state and get a decent Pick5.

                              I'm through dancin with the Dragon Lady when my monthly 2 lines on Cashball runs out.

                              I'll put that money on Cash5 in Virginia from now on.


                                                                           
                                                   
                                                                       

                               

                               

                               

                               

                                                                                                                                 

                              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke