I got a FP yesterday, even though I didnt buy a ticket!!
"Now how'd G5 do that?" you're probably thinkin'.
Easy. The wife bought me that ticket! Now what's so special about that is that she never buys tickets, cuz se dont know how to order one!!! She stopped in a gas station in Hudson on her way home from being in Albany for two days (Yeah Mink-Man, she wuz on yer turf ridin' around with her Boss for two days. She stayed in that hotel just off The Northway near The Airport. Her boss is some woman from Boston who met her there and them two went into every Doctor's office in Albany tryin' to sell drugs.... Couple of drug dealers!)
I can see it now: "One dollar for Take5 please, but I dont have that thingy to tell what numbers I want." Of course the clerk in that gas station figured out what she wanted, but he probably knew she aint no player.
I guess I'm bein' too hard on The Girl. Wasnt for her, I wouldnt have been in Europe. See, she was over there cuz her company had a week long business meeting over there. Her first week in Europe was on them. She didnt pay one thin dime for nuthin that week. Their HQ is in Copenhagen, they're the worlds largest manufacturer of insulin. Next month, they're taking back her company car cuz she put 70,000 miles on it during the last two years. They're gonna replace it with a brand spankin' new 2014 Ford Explorer. Wonder if she'll let me drive it? That's another thing, that car is free to her. It doesnt cost her anything. They pay for everything about it. (Gas, insurance, maintenance etc.) It's gonna be tough the day she retires and she gives them back that car. I'll have to go buy one and start paying for it myself. That aint gonna be good.
Now I know you guys all think I'm crazy, but see, I know who butters the bread in this house. And it sure aint me. She's a keeper. Always was.
Oh yeah. I almost forgot. About that FP. Didnt have a number. 7 15 29 30 31.....