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Could Monkee's Be Trained To Pick Our Winning Lotto Numbers?

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New York's avatar - 103h4yr
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Posted: February 13, 2012, 12:34 pm - IP Logged

Excellent entrepreneurial idea on your part New York! If you should happen to win $$BIG$$, I desire no part of your Millions, just give me a shout out, maybe I could appear on a late night gig, with "Conan" that would be awesome! Thanks in advance dude!   See Ya!

 

TIP?, maybe bring along a Megamillions slip as well, lightening can strike twice. Wink

LOL! Conan it is. Thanks for the tip too! How can I forget about MM. It's final, I'm bringing one PB slip, one MM slip, and a take 5 slip. I'll have 3 individual chimps pick there numbers for each slip. One of them is bound to be a winner. Credits goes to Mcginnin of course! I'm serious too, lol. The Bronx Zoo is free on Wed. but I'll have to invest $13 + tax to enter the congo (the monkey area). Hey spend money to make money lol.


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    LOL! Conan it is. Thanks for the tip too! How can I forget about MM. It's final, I'm bringing one PB slip, one MM slip, and a take 5 slip. I'll have 3 individual chimps pick there numbers for each slip. One of them is bound to be a winner. Credits goes to Mcginnin of course! I'm serious too, lol. The Bronx Zoo is free on Wed. but I'll have to invest $13 + tax to enter the congo (the monkey area). Hey spend money to make money lol.

    If it will make you feel any better, the $13 + tax, is a tax write off against your Millions in winnings. Make sure when you file, your using  the long form 1040 to get this tax credit.    Type

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      If it will make you feel any better, the $13 + tax, is a tax write off against your Millions in winnings. Make sure when you file, your using  the long form 1040 to get this tax credit.    Type

      Nice, will do! I wouldn't want to end up like Wesley Snipes. Oogle

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        No monkees available, so I like to write the numbers on peanuts and see which one's the squirrels pick first. If they can predict the weather, i'm sure they can predict the lotto.


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          No monkees available, so I like to write the numbers on peanuts and see which one's the squirrels pick first. If they can predict the weather, i'm sure they can predict the lotto.

          Love squirrel's!!! Even better idea.    Green laughIdea

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            Nice, will do! I wouldn't want to end up like Wesley Snipes. Oogle

            Not everyone with a tax problem ends up that way, sometimes they become treasury secretary. Ponder

            In neo-conned Amerika, bank robs you.
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              Well I guess the "Monkey Business" has had it's run. Sadly, I do not think this conception will take off any time soon.

               

              I loved hearing about the "watering dog" and the lotto picking "squirrel" It brought me to tears of laughter.   Green laugh

               

              This forum has now concluded. Any other creative ways of picking your numbers will always be appreciated.

               

              Happy Valentines Day everyone!!!Lovies    Lover        Love

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                Posted: February 14, 2012, 8:31 am - IP Logged

                Why not, I trained the dog to water the garden, serious, she drags to hose around and waters the garden. Love that dog.

                Lovies^^^^^^^^^^^^LUV>>>>>>>>them DOG's>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

                THEY R putting on a G@@D SHOW>>>>them DOG's>>>>>>>>>maby UR's will B N the BIG GARDEN SHOW!!!!

                GIVE THEM CHIMP's A 'chance'.............>>>>>>

                I Agree!Love

                  Jack-in-the-Box


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                  Lovies^^^^^^^^^^^^LUV>>>>>>>>them DOG's>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

                  THEY R putting on a G@@D SHOW>>>>them DOG's>>>>>>>>>maby UR's will B N the BIG GARDEN SHOW!!!!

                  GIVE THEM CHIMP's A 'chance'.............>>>>>>

                  I Agree!Love

                    Jack-in-the-Box

                  Thanks for the moral support psykomo!

                   

                  I'm sure that somewhere out there, there must be a few frustrated clever chimps that would just  Lover   to have the opportunity to pick the next winning numbers for PB and MM's.

                   

                  Maybe over time psykomo...........attitudes and perceptions will change.................and the "Lotto Chimps" will become the next big craze!!!

                   

                  We can only hope..........pray.............Blue Angel  But lets not hold our breath.  LOL

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                    They've tried to get them back together before but Mike Nesmith always balked. His mother invented Liquid Paper and left him a fortune so he didn't need the money and he was always kind of embarrassed by his past as a Monkee anyway. He felt it kept people from acknowledging his legitimate musical talents.

                    But I don't think they'd want to pick numbers anyway.


                                                                 
                                         
                                                             

                     

                     

                     

                     

                                                                                                                       

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                      They've tried to get them back together before but Mike Nesmith always balked. His mother invented Liquid Paper and left him a fortune so he didn't need the money and he was always kind of embarrassed by his past as a Monkee anyway. He felt it kept people from acknowledging his legitimate musical talents.

                      But I don't think they'd want to pick numbers anyway.

                      Didn't he "Take the last train to Clarksville"?

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                        Didn't he "Take the last train to Clarksville"?

                        Yep, last I heard he was workin' in a bakery there.

                        But he got sick of the dough and went on the loaf.


                                                                     
                                             
                                                                 

                         

                         

                         

                         

                                                                                                                           

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                          Yep, last I heard he was workin' in a bakery there.

                          But he got sick of the dough and went on the loaf.

                          Green laughYour to much rdgrnr!!!