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you might be addicted to the lottery if ?

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Posted: April 1, 2012, 10:16 pm - IP Logged

reply with  your own punchline. get creative.


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    Posted: April 1, 2012, 10:25 pm - IP Logged

    reply with  your own punchline. get creative.

     If you Bed outside that favorite convenience store until it opened in the morning, to get your $500 roll of scratchers from money you stole

    from your kids savings fund.

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      Posted: April 1, 2012, 10:26 pm - IP Logged

      if you run your family's pool,

       and you come home and find your bathroom wallpapered w/ losers,

      then yea, you might be addicted.

      credits to maximumfun and Jeff Foxworthy of course.

      Extraordinary Popular Delusions & the Madness of Crowds    -- Charles Mackay  LL.D.


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        Posted: April 1, 2012, 10:31 pm - IP Logged

        If you sell one of your lungs and kidney to finance this months heavy betting on the Powerball. Twitch


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          Posted: April 1, 2012, 10:35 pm - IP Logged

          If you find yourself robbing more than three banks a week.   Thud

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            Posted: April 1, 2012, 10:36 pm - IP Logged

            if you sold your last win, where you took the annuity,

            to j.g. wentworth,just to buy more tix for this last MM fever,

            then you might be addicted.

            Extraordinary Popular Delusions & the Madness of Crowds    -- Charles Mackay  LL.D.


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              Posted: April 1, 2012, 10:38 pm - IP Logged

              Start selling your food stamps for QP's.


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                Posted: April 1, 2012, 10:40 pm - IP Logged

                If you held "yourself" up.  Eek


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                  Posted: April 1, 2012, 10:43 pm - IP Logged

                  If you "sold" your vote for Obama to the Dem's for $1000 to cover last nites losses from MM.


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                    Posted: April 1, 2012, 10:47 pm - IP Logged

                    If you started selling "phony" lotto systems on LP to cover your lousy personal picks for the last month.  Type


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                      Posted: April 1, 2012, 10:51 pm - IP Logged

                      If your spending more than $1000 a day on scratchers.

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                        Posted: April 1, 2012, 10:58 pm - IP Logged

                        ...every time you match 3 or 4 numbers, you spend more the next time to match more numbers and end up matching less numbers, or none, for more money spent. Then, you repeat the process again several times over.

                        L.L.

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                          Posted: April 1, 2012, 11:22 pm - IP Logged

                          ....If you give your kids/friends and relatives lotto tickets for birthdays and Christmas and sign your name on the back.

                          Stay Positive, Believe and good things will come your way

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                            Posted: April 2, 2012, 12:09 am - IP Logged

                            If you spend hours looking at mansions online that you can't afford because you just "know" you're going to win the lottery.

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                              Posted: April 2, 2012, 12:42 am - IP Logged

                              Your wallet is filled with various pieces of paper (napkins, receipts, stickys, etc.) with lotto combos written on them.