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you might be addicted to the lottery if ?

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Posted: April 2, 2012, 12:43 am - IP Logged

Your neighbors use your old tickets for packing material.

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    Posted: April 2, 2012, 1:01 am - IP Logged

    if you sell plasma to buy lottery tickets you might be addicted to the lottery :)

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      Posted: April 2, 2012, 1:18 am - IP Logged

      Your co-workers can't believe all those projects you are working on require you to have Excel open all the time.

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        Posted: April 2, 2012, 1:32 am - IP Logged

        At any given moment, you could recite the current lump sum jackpot with federal and state taxes taken out for Mega Millions, Powerball and you state's lotto game.

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          Posted: April 2, 2012, 1:42 am - IP Logged

                              If you have several blankets made out of your Old Tickets !!!!   Your birds cage liner is old tickets . You have several old shoe boxes full of old tickets .

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            Posted: April 2, 2012, 3:09 am - IP Logged

            the scary thing is i qualify for  a few of thesse

            2014 = -1016; 2015= -1409; 2016 JAN = -106; FEB= -81; MAR= -131; APR= - 87: MAY= -91; JUN= -39; JUL=-134; AUG= -124; SEP = -123; OCT= -84  NOV=- 73 TOT= -3498

            keno historic = -2291 ; 2015= -603; 2016= JAN=-32, FEB= +12 , MAR= -86, APR = -77. MAY= -48, JUN= -29, JUL=-71; AUG = -52; SEPT= -43; OCT = +56 NOV = -33 TOT= -3297

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              Posted: April 2, 2012, 5:30 am - IP Logged

              If you can remember the numbers of the past 10 drawings by heart.

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                Posted: April 2, 2012, 7:10 am - IP Logged

                If you spend hours looking at mansions online that you can't afford because you just "know" you're going to win the lottery.

                Embarassed U got me thar .......  but then I like window shoping online @ various pricey shops tooEmbarassed

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                  Posted: April 2, 2012, 7:42 am - IP Logged

                  You borrow money from your bookie

                  when the new scratchers come out

                  so you can buy five books.

                  Rehab is for quitters.

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                    Posted: April 2, 2012, 7:42 am - IP Logged

                    Spring cleaning involves going through piles of old lottery tickets to make sure there weren't any winners.

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                      Posted: April 2, 2012, 7:45 am - IP Logged

                      I meant to rate this as 5 stars

                      and accidentally rated it 4 can i fix that or

                      would Todd have to?

                      Rehab is for quitters.

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                        Posted: April 2, 2012, 7:50 am - IP Logged

                        You answer a simple yes or no question with a number.

                        Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                        For a lead role in a cage?

                         

                                                                    From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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                          Posted: April 2, 2012, 10:03 am - IP Logged

                          do i like sully16 s answer that would be a 1 = yes :)

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                            Posted: April 2, 2012, 10:08 am - IP Logged

                            When you go to the chinese store and buy 100 fortune cookies, betting those numbers on the fortune cokies to hopefully win.

                             

                            When you go on the tain and hold a sign up saying "will work for nubers"

                             

                            When you go to a parking lot and play all the numbers from the lisence plate.

                             

                            LOL Dana, her's is funny xD

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                              Posted: April 2, 2012, 10:17 am - IP Logged

                              if your digging in gas station trash cans for lottery tickets ya might be addicted..