The Hall Of The Mountain Kings Tennessee United States
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Quote: Originally posted by Ronnie316 on Feb 10, 2013
Your social skills need work med, you always sound so condescending.
He's a spoiled brat, still livin' at home, has no idea what life is all about and never will til he lets go of mama's apron strings and starts acting like a man.
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Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on Feb 10, 2013
"Your reading comprehension needs work."
Your freedom comprehension needs work, son.
"Nobody ever said "you're not allowed to leave the house"."
It wouldn't matter if they did. I do what the hell I want, when I want.
"It may have been suggested that everyone stay home, but not mandated."
Better check yerself, son. He banned driving on all roads in the dadgum state. That's a mandate. Wake up.
And mandates from some political schmuck might scare the hell out of you son, but they don't mean nothin' to me. I'm my own man. I do as I dam well please.
"... you could still walk to the store..."
Heh,heh,heh... you really are a city boy, aint'cha son? I'd have to walk up out of this holler, down the mountain and ten miles to the nearest store, son.
Uh-uh, ain't happenin', I'll be drivin' when I go. Mandate or no mandate, don't make me no nevermind no how neither way.
I live back in the woods, you see
A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun a rifle and a 4-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
Ain’t too many things these ol' boys can’t do
We grow good ol' tomatoes and homemade wine
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
Because you can’t starve us out
And you cant make us run
Cuz we're them old boys raised on shotguns
And we say grace and we say Ma’am
And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a dam
We came from the West Virginia coalmines
And the Rocky Mountains and the and the western skies
And we can skin a buck; we can run a trot line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
I had a good friend in New York City
He never called me by my name, just hillbilly
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land
And his taught him to be a businessman
He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights
And I’d send him some homemade wine
But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife
For 43 dollars my friend lost his life
Id love to spit some Beech-Nut in that dude's eye
And shoot him with my ol' 45
Cause a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
Cause you can’t starve us out and you can’t make us run
Cuz we're them old boys raised on shotguns
And we say grace and we say Ma’am
And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a dam
We’re from North California and south Alabam
And little towns all around this land
And we can skin a buck; we can run a trot-line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
-Hank Jr
"Your freedom comprehension needs work, son."
Your freedom ends where it affects other people's freedom and, more importantly, safety. Specifically, the safety of the policemen, ambulance crews, and possibly firemen who have to take care of you and clean up the mess after you spin out and slam into a telephone pole or get T-boned by some other idiot with more chutzpah than brains.
"Better check yerself, son. He banned driving on all roads in the dadgum state. That's a mandate. Wake up."
You're the one who needs to check yourself. You said he ordered everyone in the house to stay indoors. He did not. I don't know how they do things in redneck country, but around these parts it is a common occurence to step outside without immediately climbing into a waiting vehicle. Try it sometime.
"And mandates from some political schmuck might scare the hell out of you son, but they don't mean nothin' to me. I'm my own man. I do as I dam well please."
One, I don't live in Massachusetts so it didn't affect me one way or another. Two, if you want to get tossed in jail for a year because you value booze and lottery tickets over the safety of yourself and the emergency personnel assigned to be on duty during a darn BLIZZARD, you go right the hell ahead. Please, get yourself locked up. It might actually be a little more peaceful here without you around to bully everyone who doesn't shower you with admiration.
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Quote: Originally posted by mediabrat on Feb 11, 2013
"Your freedom comprehension needs work, son."
Your freedom ends where it affects other people's freedom and, more importantly, safety. Specifically, the safety of the policemen, ambulance crews, and possibly firemen who have to take care of you and clean up the mess after you spin out and slam into a telephone pole or get T-boned by some other idiot with more chutzpah than brains.
"Better check yerself, son. He banned driving on all roads in the dadgum state. That's a mandate. Wake up."
You're the one who needs to check yourself. You said he ordered everyone in the house to stay indoors. He did not. I don't know how they do things in redneck country, but around these parts it is a common occurence to step outside without immediately climbing into a waiting vehicle. Try it sometime.
"And mandates from some political schmuck might scare the hell out of you son, but they don't mean nothin' to me. I'm my own man. I do as I dam well please."
One, I don't live in Massachusetts so it didn't affect me one way or another. Two, if you want to get tossed in jail for a year because you value booze and lottery tickets over the safety of yourself and the emergency personnel assigned to be on duty during a darn BLIZZARD, you go right the hell ahead. Please, get yourself locked up. It might actually be a little more peaceful here without you around to bully everyone who doesn't shower you with admiration.
Oh, and by the way, I'm not your son, pops.
@mediumbratwurstboy
"Your freedom ends where it affects other people's freedom and, more importantly, safety. Specifically, the safety of the policemen"
No it don't, son.
It might affect a butt-sniffer of anyone in authority like you but I'm a free man 24/7/365 and ain't no governor or popo or any liberal schmuck ever gonna change that.
Ever.
" around these parts it is a common occurence to step outside without immediately climbing into a waiting vehicle. Try it sometime."
Around these parts?LOL, suburban NY? Around these parts? Seriously? LOL.
I "step outside" to kill things to eat, sonny boy, something your pansyass wouldn't know how to do if your life depended on it. And I got a freezer fulla venison, squirrels, rabbits and backstrap to last me the winter. So why would I wanna "step outside" in a blizzard?
What're you gonna step outside in a blizzard for, son, to build a snowman or make snow angels for mommy? Which is it, boy?
"you value booze and lottery tickets over the safety of yourself and the emergency personnel assigned to be on duty during a darn BLIZZARD"
Ain't none of your dam business what the hell I value over what, princess. I don't know how it is up there in New York where men act like women but you go stickin' your big nose in other people's business down here and you'll get yer ass sent home on a shutter.
"It might actually be a little more peaceful here without you around to bully everyone who doesn't shower you with admiration."
Awww, did I hurt him's feelings? Did him get bullied by the big ol' hillbilly man? Poor baby! Waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Could somebody shower mediumbratwurstboy with admiration please? He's apparently starved for attention.
So just stay there in mommy's basement in your lily-white suburbs and play your video games, junior. And if Governor Cuomo tells you to start wearing a helmet to make your snow angels, just follow orders. And make sure you don't drink any large cokes either or put any salt on your fries. And I'd tell you to turn in your guns but I know you'd be too terrified to own any. But maybe you could rat out your neighbor if he has any.
Just remember, the government is your boss, not mine, junior.