Ladies: New rules added by Sugar Britches for the Ridge Groupie/fanclub meeting.
1.) Keep a respectable distance.
2.) NO touching.
3.) Do not touch the liquor storage cabinet
4.) Ignore the large round object in the yard with curly tubing and steam coming out the top.
5.) Do not stare directly at him.
6.) Autographs are now $10 each.
7.) Do not ask for an early peek at his upcoming book!