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sully16's avatar - sharan
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Big Grin

The worse time to run out of toilet paper

rotflmao, love it.

Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

For a lead role in a cage?

 

                                            From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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    Getting ready for spring!

                $$$$  084  551  094  861  500  050  $$$$

      sully16's avatar - sharan
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      Getting ready for spring!

                  $$$$  084  551  094  861  500  050  $$$$

      Love it, fitting!

      Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

      For a lead role in a cage?

       

                                                  From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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          Read what she did after winning $3 million in the lottery! Eek

          “It was worth it,” the woman said on arrest.

           

          woman takes dump on boss desk 2

          https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/04/25/woman-arrested-for-defecating-on-boss-desk-after-winning-the-lottery/

          Did she have any SCOTT TISSUES or wet wipes in her pocket? Crazy

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            Read what she did after winning $3 million in the lottery! Eek

            “It was worth it,” the woman said on arrest.

             

            woman takes dump on boss desk 2

            https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/04/25/woman-arrested-for-defecating-on-boss-desk-after-winning-the-lottery/

            Did she have any SCOTT TISSUES or wet wipes in her pocket? Crazy

            omg, That's funny and disgusting at the same time.

            Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

            For a lead role in a cage?

             

                                                        From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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              Posted: May 14, 2016, 12:59 pm - IP Logged

              Bob, you could use your $7 in winnings

              to buy a few rolls of Scott Toilet Paper! Big Grin

              You probably used a lot of it, when you

              saw your brother's winnings! Right? Yes Nod

              .

              Coffee

              Two Brothers Win The Same Lottery

              But With Wildly Different Results

               

              I can only imagine the phone conversation between these brothers when they both won the lottery. I imagine it was something like: 'Bob! You'll never believe this, I won the lottery.' 'Holy smokes, James! Me too! Got a cool $7.00 loool.' 'Oh, I won about $300million. See you at Christmas.'

              Far-fetched as it sounds, this situation actually presented itself for the Stocklas brothers. I doubt that they usually give out massive cheques for $7, but this is one of those stories that you would generally consider as a special circumstance.

               

              vintage animated GIF

              The pair hail from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, and CNN reports that James (a judge) had popped into his local restaurant where he eats breakfast every day and realised that he hadn't checked his numbers. Once he realised he'd won, he bought a brekkie for everyone who was there and rang his family to tell them they were all going to Florida.

              Hopefully, this includes Bob. He has a whole $7.00 to contribute towards flight costs after all.

              http://www.theladbible.com/articles/two-brothers-win-the-same-lottery-but-with-wildly-different-results-070316

               

              That 291 looks so familiar... hmmm. Better puts some $$ on it! Yep!Wink

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                Jackpot! Party

                Reach Out Lakota hits toilet paper jackpot| www.todayspulse.com

                Lottery winner's toilet paper wish realized

                P&G donates toilet paper to Butler County group

                LAKOTA —When she was out of work for much of 2008, Regina Jackson received help from Reach Out Lakota.

                On Thursday, Jackson gave back, with help from Procter & Gamble.

                Jackson recently won $1 million from the Ohio Lottery and said she intended to help ROL by donating 5,000 rolls of toilet paper.

                Images: Toilet paper arrives

                When P&G heard about her offer, the company decided to donate 5,500 rolls itself, allowing Jackson's donation to go toward food and other items that Reach Out Lakota needed.

                On Thursday morning, a truck rolled up, and volunteers unloaded box after box of Charmin toilet paper.

                http://www.wlwt.com/news/local-news/butler-county/Lottery-winner-s-toilet-paper-wish-realized/18262770

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                        Bob, you could use your $7 in winnings

                        to buy a few rolls of Scott Toilet Paper! Big Grin

                        You probably used a lot of it, when you

                        saw your brother's winnings! Right? Yes Nod

                        .

                        Coffee

                        Two Brothers Win The Same Lottery

                        But With Wildly Different Results

                         

                        I can only imagine the phone conversation between these brothers when they both won the lottery. I imagine it was something like: 'Bob! You'll never believe this, I won the lottery.' 'Holy smokes, James! Me too! Got a cool $7.00 loool.' 'Oh, I won about $300million. See you at Christmas.'

                        Far-fetched as it sounds, this situation actually presented itself for the Stocklas brothers. I doubt that they usually give out massive cheques for $7, but this is one of those stories that you would generally consider as a special circumstance.

                         

                        vintage animated GIF

                        The pair hail from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, and CNN reports that James (a judge) had popped into his local restaurant where he eats breakfast every day and realised that he hadn't checked his numbers. Once he realised he'd won, he bought a brekkie for everyone who was there and rang his family to tell them they were all going to Florida.

                        Hopefully, this includes Bob. He has a whole $7.00 to contribute towards flight costs after all.

                        http://www.theladbible.com/articles/two-brothers-win-the-same-lottery-but-with-wildly-different-results-070316

                         

                        That 291 looks so familiar... hmmm. Better puts some $$ on it! Yep!Wink

                        A nice box win, today!   I'm glad that I acted on my thought! Party

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                          Big Grin

                          After feeding the birds, let's fire up the grill!

                           

                          Redneck Bird Feeder

                           

                          Method 1:  0-8-7
                          Method 2:  6-5-6
                          Method 3:  7-4-9
                          Method 4:  8-9-5
                          Method 5:  0-3-2
                          Method 6:  4-0-7

                           

                           

                          Re-purposed toilet grill

                           

                          Method 1:  9-9-8
                          Method 2:  3-3-3 Mad
                          Method 3:  0-1-6
                          Method 4:  7-4-5
                          Method 5:  3-7-1
                          Method 6:  8-1-6

                           

                          Grab yourself a cold one and RELAX! Cheers

                          Boys, turn that music down or up!

                           

                          Blake Shelton - Boys 'Round Here ft.

                          Pistol Annies & Friends (Official Music Video)

                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXAgv665J14


                          Well the boys 'round here don't listen to The Beatles
                          Run ole Bocephus through a jukebox needle
                          At a honky-tonk, where their boots stomp
                          All night; what? (That's right)
                          Yea, and what they call work, digging in the dirt
                          Gotta get it in the ground 'fore the rain come down
                          To get paid, to get the girl
                          In your 4 wheel drive (A country boy can survive)

                          Yea the boys 'round here
                          Drinking that ice cold beer
                          Talkin' 'bout girls, talkin' 'bout trucks
                          Runnin' them red dirt roads out, kicking up dust
                          The boys 'round here
                          Sending up a prayer to the man upstairs
                          Backwoods legit, don't take no sh*t
                          Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit

                          Aw heck
                          Red red red red red red redneck

                          Well the boys 'round here, they're keeping it country
                          Ain't a <snip> one know how to do the dougie
                          (You don't do the dougie?) No, not in Kentucky
                          But these girls 'round here yep, they still love me
                          Yea, the girls 'round here, they all deserve a whistle
                          Shakin' that sugar, sweet as Dixie crystal
                          They like that y'all and southern drawl
                          And just can't help it cause they just keep fallin'

                          For the boys 'round here
                          Drinking that ice cold beer
                          Talkin' 'bout girls, talkin' 'bout trucks
                          Runnin' them red dirt roads out, kicking up dust
                          The boys 'round here
                          Sending up a prayer to the man upstairs
                          Backwoods legit, don't take no sh*t
                          Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit

                          Let me hear you say
                          (Ooh let's ride)
                          (Ooh let's ride)
                          Down to the river side

                          (Ooh let's ride...)
                          Hey now girl, hop inside
                          Me and you gonna take a little ride to the river
                          Let's ride (That's right)
                          Lay a blanket on the ground
                          Kissing and the crickets is the only sound
                          We out of town
                          Have you ever got down with a...
                          Red red red red red red redneck?
                          And do you wanna get down with a...
                          Red red red red red red redneck?
                          Girl you gotta get down

                          With the boys 'round here
                          Drinking that ice cold beer
                          Talkin' 'bout girls, talkin' 'bout trucks
                          Runnin' them red dirt roads out, kicking up dust
                          The boys 'round here
                          Sending up a prayer to the man upstairs
                          Backwoods legit, don't take no sh*t
                          Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit

                          (Ooh let's ride)
                          Red red red red red red redneck
                          (Ooh let's ride)
                          I'm one of them boys 'round here
                          (Ooh let's ride)
                          Red red red red red red redneck
                          (Ooh let's ride)

                          (Ooh let's ride...)
                          Well all I'm thinkin' 'bout is you and me, how we'll be
                          So come on girl, hop inside
                          Me and you, we're gonna take a little ride
                          Lay a blanket on the ground
                          Kissing and the crickets is the only sound
                          We out of town
                          Girl you gotta get down with a...
                          Come on through the country side
                          Down to the river side

                           

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