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Posted: August 11, 2016, 5:40 pm - IP Logged

Big Grin

 

Image result for vacation toilet

COMING BACK FROM VACATION AND

TAKING A DUMP ON YOUR OWN TOILET

Method 1:  1-7-5
Method 2:  4-8-0
Method 3:  4-1-9
Method 4:  2-8-0
Method 5:  0-2-5
Method 6:  0-7-2

YEP, SO TRUE!

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    Posted: August 20, 2016, 7:11 pm - IP Logged

    Box Toilet

     

    Method 1:  2-5-1
    Method 2:  6-7-8
    Method 3:  5-5-0
    Method 4:  5-5-3
    Method 5:  3-7-9
    Method 6:  4-5-8

     

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      Posted: August 27, 2016, 3:39 pm - IP Logged

      Northtown Primary School toilet refurbishment

       

      Method 1:  3-9-9
      Method 2:  8-0-7
      Method 3:  1-9-4
      Method 4:  7-5-0
      Method 5:  4-1-7
      Method 6:  0-4-9

      Image result for school toilets

      http://www.regencygrp.co.uk/general-building/general-building_project_1.html

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        Posted: September 9, 2016, 8:18 pm - IP Logged

        Cool

        How To Make The Business Bucket

        Make a portable, emergency supply kit, that could save your tush during a natural disaster. Or at least, provide a little cushioning for it.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKqpGCUmfXM

         

        Method 1:  8-0-0
        Method 2:  3-6-6
        Method 3:  7-7-7 Eek
        Method 4:  4-4-3
        Method 5:  7-2-8
        Method 6:  0-6-2

         

        Portable Toilet cheap

         

        A Business Bucket is exactly what it sounds like, a homemade Portable Toilet.

        Natural disasters are always sudden and unexpected. So if you are out in the woods camping and nature’s call comes suddenly then how do you wish to fight it? Well you can’t, but with some handful tips and tricks you can do your business in peace.  An emergency portable toilet will provide some level of comfort while you face off against the elements.  It’s very simple and effective and all you need are some everyday items to get yourself situated.

        Items that you need to build your Portable Toilet:

        • A 5 gallon bucket
        • Some heavy duty trash bags
        • A pool noodle
        • Ultra soft toilet paper

        Portable Toilet Assembly:

        1. Pop the handle of the bucket by simply tugging it out. Bend over the tip of the handle with a pair of pliers as it will be easy to connect the handle back later on.
        2. Lay down the bucket and then from the connector port measure around 3 fingers down to drill a utility hole. Make sure the spacing is perfect.
        3. Using a 3/16 “bit drill hole will ensure that the hole is made just through the top layer without penetrating the wall.
        4. Place the toilet paper through the open end of the handle so that it reaches the middle of the handle.
        5. Lock the handle by pushing it into the new connector port. The easy access toilet roll holder is done!
        6. Line up your bucket with a heavy duty garbage sack to keep your bucket neat and clean. You can use trash bags which are about 1.5 ft X 2. 5ft and it will hold up to 8 gallons of waste materials which is more than enough for any human needs.
        7. Push the garbage bag into the bucket and tightly secure it by lining the top ridge of the container in the same way you line up your trash can at home.
        8. Make sure the plastic liner fits in perfectly and doesn’t come off easily by accident.
        9. Make foam padding for your toilet seat by simply cutting a pool noodle from the local store. Cut about 3 ft long and then cut a clean slit in the side and place it on the can for a comfy experience.
          The toilet hold might rub against the bucket which is quite disturbing. Make a small hole away from the center and elevate the handle by using a bungee cord or an elastic band or even a coat hanger to suspend the handle.

        Well, you have your business bucket all set and done. Throw away the trash bag once you are done and your bucket remains clean and odor free! Clean your hands properly. You can carry all your major supplies in the bucket as they are waterproof and self contained.
        Enjoy your camping trip with this easy-to-build business Bucket!

        http://survivalknowhow.net/how-to-build-a-portable-toilet-aka-business-bucket

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          Posted: September 10, 2016, 6:02 pm - IP Logged

          Cool

          How To Make The Business Bucket

          Make a portable, emergency supply kit, that could save your tush during a natural disaster. Or at least, provide a little cushioning for it.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKqpGCUmfXM

           

          Method 1:  8-0-0
          Method 2:  3-6-6
          Method 3:  7-7-7 Eek
          Method 4:  4-4-3
          Method 5:  7-2-8
          Method 6:  0-6-2

           

          Portable Toilet cheap

           

          A Business Bucket is exactly what it sounds like, a homemade Portable Toilet.

          Natural disasters are always sudden and unexpected. So if you are out in the woods camping and nature’s call comes suddenly then how do you wish to fight it? Well you can’t, but with some handful tips and tricks you can do your business in peace.  An emergency portable toilet will provide some level of comfort while you face off against the elements.  It’s very simple and effective and all you need are some everyday items to get yourself situated.

          Items that you need to build your Portable Toilet:

          • A 5 gallon bucket
          • Some heavy duty trash bags
          • A pool noodle
          • Ultra soft toilet paper

          Portable Toilet Assembly:

          1. Pop the handle of the bucket by simply tugging it out. Bend over the tip of the handle with a pair of pliers as it will be easy to connect the handle back later on.
          2. Lay down the bucket and then from the connector port measure around 3 fingers down to drill a utility hole. Make sure the spacing is perfect.
          3. Using a 3/16 “bit drill hole will ensure that the hole is made just through the top layer without penetrating the wall.
          4. Place the toilet paper through the open end of the handle so that it reaches the middle of the handle.
          5. Lock the handle by pushing it into the new connector port. The easy access toilet roll holder is done!
          6. Line up your bucket with a heavy duty garbage sack to keep your bucket neat and clean. You can use trash bags which are about 1.5 ft X 2. 5ft and it will hold up to 8 gallons of waste materials which is more than enough for any human needs.
          7. Push the garbage bag into the bucket and tightly secure it by lining the top ridge of the container in the same way you line up your trash can at home.
          8. Make sure the plastic liner fits in perfectly and doesn’t come off easily by accident.
          9. Make foam padding for your toilet seat by simply cutting a pool noodle from the local store. Cut about 3 ft long and then cut a clean slit in the side and place it on the can for a comfy experience.
            The toilet hold might rub against the bucket which is quite disturbing. Make a small hole away from the center and elevate the handle by using a bungee cord or an elastic band or even a coat hanger to suspend the handle.

          Well, you have your business bucket all set and done. Throw away the trash bag once you are done and your bucket remains clean and odor free! Clean your hands properly. You can carry all your major supplies in the bucket as they are waterproof and self contained.
          Enjoy your camping trip with this easy-to-build business Bucket!

          http://survivalknowhow.net/how-to-build-a-portable-toilet-aka-business-bucket

          IL evening. That was FAST!!! Eek

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              Image result for toilet cleaner


              Image result for toilet cleaner
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              It's not that bad! No Nod

              Method 1:  9-7-5
              Method 2:  7-7-8
              Method 3:  3-5-4
              Method 4:  2-3-1
              Method 5:  9-7-7
              Method 6:  5-5-1

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                Posted: October 18, 2016, 2:41 pm - IP Logged
                Big Grin
                  This person decided to give a toilet a rating out of five and, obviously unimpressed with their surroundings, gave it one star and said: 'I would not pee here again'

                This person decided to give a toilet a rating out of five and, obviously unimpressed with their surroundings, gave it one star and said:'I would not pee here again'

                 

                Method 1:  8-1-5
                Method 2:  5-1-2
                Method 3:  4-2-4
                Method 4:  9-0-4
                Method 5:  0-5-5
                Method 6:  2-1-7

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                    Bat   Pumpkin

                     

                    2 dirty toilet seats

                     

                    Method 1:  0-2-8
                    Method 2:  8-2-3
                    Method 3:  9-1-1
                    Method 4:  6-4-0
                    Method 5:  4-7-3
                    Method 6:  3-4-9

                    Image result for election toilet paper

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                      Image result for halloween toilet

                       

                      Ladies Pumpkin

                      Method 1:  2-6-2
                      Method 2:  2-7-6
                      Method 3:  8-7-8
                      Method 4:  3-8-2
                      Method 5:  2-2-7
                      Method 6:  2-8-5

                      Gents Pumpkin

                      Method 1:  5-3-3
                      Method 2:  4-1-9
                      Method 3:  8-8-9
                      Method 4:  9-5-9
                      Method 5:  1-3-1
                      Method 6:  6-1-9

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                        Image result for moon toilet
                        Moon-powered toilet in Haida Gwaii, British Columbia, Canada

                        Forget solar power, this loo cubicle on the shoreline of Haida Gwaii, British Columbia, Canada, is powered by the moon. 

                        The toilet has an automatic flush that washes its waste away twice a day. Just don't look down... No Nod

                         

                        Method 1:  2-4-2
                        Method 2:  2-8-8
                        Method 3:  2-6-0
                        Method 4:  5-1-6
                        Method 5:  5-3-5
                        Method 6:  1-0-9

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                          Posted: November 16, 2016, 3:29 pm - IP Logged

                          WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

                          THE BATHROOM IS NOT TELEPHONE BOOTH

                           

                          Method 1:  9-4-6
                          Method 2:  8-7-2
                          Method 3:  1-6-1
                          Method 4:  2-8-8
                          Method 5:  1-0-7
                          Method 6:  4-6-6

                           

                          To the guy who got mad at me for flushing the toilet while he was on his cell phone

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                            Posted: December 2, 2016, 4:25 pm - IP Logged

                            THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU SIT ON THE TOILET

                            AND REALIZE THAT YOU FORGOT YOUR PHONE

                             

                            Method 1:  0-1-7
                            Method 2:  2-2-2
                            Method 3:  9-7-6
                            Method 4:  1-1-8
                            Method 5:  2-0-0
                            Method 6:  0-1-3

                             

                            Picture is not posting. Just use your imagination.

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                              THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU SIT ON THE TOILET

                              AND REALIZE THAT YOU FORGOT YOUR PHONE

                               

                              Method 1:  0-1-7
                              Method 2:  2-2-2
                              Method 3:  9-7-6
                              Method 4:  1-1-8
                              Method 5:  2-0-0
                              Method 6:  0-1-3

                               

                              Picture is not posting. Just use your imagination.

                              Mid flow or not im getting my phone...lmao!!

                              Smile

                                 
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