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Do you hide lottery tickets from your spouse?

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If my wife found out how much I spend on the lottery she'd kill me.  LOL!  I have a newly developed system and am confident I can hit the jackpot.  I play Supercash and run the same ticket 5 times every day.  6 of 6 pays out 350K, 5 X 350K = \$1,750,000...Even if I hit 5 of 6 that would be \$2,500!  If I hit the jackpot I'll post my strategy here.

Never give up.

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If my wife found out how much I spend on the lottery she'd kill me.  LOL!  I have a newly developed system and am confident I can hit the jackpot.  I play Supercash and run the same ticket 5 times every day.  6 of 6 pays out 350K, 5 X 350K = \$1,750,000...Even if I hit 5 of 6 that would be \$2,500!  If I hit the jackpot I'll post my strategy here.

Nothing like a marriage full of honesty and trust...

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If my wife found out how much I spend on the lottery she'd kill me.  LOL!  I have a newly developed system and am confident I can hit the jackpot.  I play Supercash and run the same ticket 5 times every day.  6 of 6 pays out 350K, 5 X 350K = \$1,750,000...Even if I hit 5 of 6 that would be \$2,500!  If I hit the jackpot I'll post my strategy here.

Win...don't win. Either way, dead man walking.

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If my wife found out how much I spend on the lottery she'd kill me.  LOL!  I have a newly developed system and am confident I can hit the jackpot.  I play Supercash and run the same ticket 5 times every day.  6 of 6 pays out 350K, 5 X 350K = \$1,750,000...Even if I hit 5 of 6 that would be \$2,500!  If I hit the jackpot I'll post my strategy here.

If she knew you were discussing her behind her back with us, she would probably not only be hurt, but just might kill you for that.

I wonder what her secrets are ? Nothing like instigating.

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only the winners ;)

" Still swinging, still missing "
2014 = -1016; 2015= -1409; 2016  = -1171; 2017 = ?  TOT =  -3596: JAN= -

keno historic = -2291 ; 2015= -603; 2016= -424; 2017 = ? TOT = - 3318: JAN= -39

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This could be the most interesting thread of the year, lol

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Seriously, there is nothing to hide. If you go the store and purchase \$1000.00 in tickets, come on home and hand her \$1000.00 in cash and don't tell her how to spend it.

Seek and ye shall find -Matt. 7:7 ...Ask and ye shall receive -John 16:24 ...Give and it shall be given unto you -Luke 6:38 ...Be careful what you ask for!!! -Mypiemaster 1:1

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Win...don't win. Either way, dead man walking.

Yea?  And how is that?

Never give up.

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Yea?  And how is that?

I think Teddi thinks at some point in time you will screw up and leave some major evidence lying around, thus your wife will drop the proverbial hatchet on your head.  Of course I am sure you have already considered that and have purchased a heavy duty crosscut shredder that you also use to chew up everything possible... just to mix in with all the shredded lottery tickets and create a well shredded pile of undetectable evidence, namely lottery tickets.  Not that I recommend doing something this drastic just to hide the evidence from your wife.  Just a theory.

I'm feeling a \$312,000,000.00 jackpot win coming my way!

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I think Teddi thinks at some point in time you will screw up and leave some major evidence lying around, thus your wife will drop the proverbial hatchet on your head.  Of course I am sure you have already considered that and have purchased a heavy duty crosscut shredder that you also use to chew up everything possible... just to mix in with all the shredded lottery tickets and create a well shredded pile of undetectable evidence, namely lottery tickets.  Not that I recommend doing something this drastic just to hide the evidence from your wife.  Just a theory.

Does Heavy Duty Crosscut Shredder=Wood Chipper?

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Not married. But, if I was, yeah, she'd be piss. One of the great things about being single with no kids is MY MONEY IS MY MONEY! Don't get me wrong. I'm not spending my whole pay check on lotto. I'd say around 15-20%.

May the balls bounce in your favor!

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Does Heavy Duty Crosscut Shredder=Wood Chipper?

I like the way you think Raven62!

I'm feeling a \$312,000,000.00 jackpot win coming my way!

(1+sqrt(5))/2

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Not married. But, if I was, yeah, she'd be piss. One of the great things about being single with no kids is MY MONEY IS MY MONEY! Don't get me wrong. I'm not spending my whole pay check on lotto. I'd say around 15-20%.

Sounds MUCH cheaper than a wife and a few kids in the house!

I'm feeling a \$312,000,000.00 jackpot win coming my way!

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I think Teddi thinks at some point in time you will screw up and leave some major evidence lying around, thus your wife will drop the proverbial hatchet on your head.  Of course I am sure you have already considered that and have purchased a heavy duty crosscut shredder that you also use to chew up everything possible... just to mix in with all the shredded lottery tickets and create a well shredded pile of undetectable evidence, namely lottery tickets.  Not that I recommend doing something this drastic just to hide the evidence from your wife.  Just a theory.

What Jim said.

You already know she'd have a problem with you spending that much on tickets. Then you compound that by hiding it from her. I'm not sure how you guys do your finances, but yeah, if I were you I'd sleep with one eye open and start the car remotely for a while after she finds out.

Maybe you can get out of this unscathed if you banked some serious hubby credits. Be excessively romantic between now and when she finds out. That might just keep you out of the woodchipper. LOL

Whoever said money can't buy happiness never owned a German Shepherd puppy

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