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Fun things to do at the lotto counter...

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Posted: April 7, 2016, 3:31 am - IP Logged

Like I said before Stack, you just aren't worth anymore keystrokes.

C YA.

"Well once again it was a boo boo to open your comment since I have you blocked."

If you have me blocked, why do you keep making excuses to me for your lame comments and threads?

How many hours a day do you spend hanging around "lotto counters"?

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    Frickin' hate when there's no pencils, and the clerk is too busy ringing up doughnuts and a diet pepsi for a 300 pounder.

    LOL sounds like someone needs to start carrying thar own bics Green laugh

     

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      Think of Coin Toss next time there are no pencils.

      Roll Eyes what a hockey puck

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        Tell the person in front of you , that the person in front of him has stomach virus.

        Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

        For a lead role in a cage?

         

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          The only fun thing I can think of doing at the Lotto counter is Cashing a winning ticket.   Cool

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            Posted: April 10, 2016, 1:17 am - IP Logged

            Roll Eyes what a hockey puck

            I know, I know but with all the lottery stuff going on in Iowa especially with the "gullible elderly", pranking them in convenient store check-out lines is rather childish. LOL

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              I know, I know but with all the lottery stuff going on in Iowa especially with the "gullible elderly", pranking them in convenient store check-out lines is rather childish. LOL

              one day if not already, you'll be falling for the same cons

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                one day if not already, you'll be falling for the same cons

                I have lost count of how many "free" cruises to the Bahamas or lowered credit card interest rates I have passed up from those SPAM callers.

                They are a pain in my ear!  Bash

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                “The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.” Will Rogers

                Winning happens in a flash, Like A Bolt Of Lightning!  Patriot

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                  Posted: April 10, 2016, 10:20 am - IP Logged
                  • Point frantically out the window and swear that you just saw elvis!
                  • Hum the barney song 
                  • Spin around in different directions and tell the clerk you are trying to unwind from the day
                  • tell the clerk you will only buy the even numbered tickets from the roll of instants. 
                  • Spin around in different directions and tell the clerk you are trying to unwind from the day

                  That one I like the best

                  That's like when people ask if I'm all right... I tell them NO, I'm not all right.

                  They ask me why, what's wrong. I tell them ....

                  I am not all right because I am half LEFTJack-in-the-Box

                  If I was all right, I would tip over!

                  The Meatman

                  “The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.” Will Rogers

                  Winning happens in a flash, Like A Bolt Of Lightning!  Patriot

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                    The only fun thing I can think of doing at the Lotto counter is Cashing a winning ticket.   Cool

                    I Agree!  That's exactly what I kept thinking I'd post every time I opened this thread!


                    A people that elect corrupt politicians, impostors, thieves and traitors are not victims...but accomplices.
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                      I Agree!  That's exactly what I kept thinking I'd post every time I opened this thread!

                      Have to agree there.

                      Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                      For a lead role in a cage?

                       

                                                                  From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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                        one day if not already, you'll be falling for the same cons

                        Here's a story about some elderly Floridians "having fun in the lotto line".

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                          • Spin around in different directions and tell the clerk you are trying to unwind from the day

                          That one I like the best

                          That's like when people ask if I'm all right... I tell them NO, I'm not all right.

                          They ask me why, what's wrong. I tell them ....

                          I am not all right because I am half LEFTJack-in-the-Box

                          If I was all right, I would tip over!

                          LOLBig GrinStretchGreen laugh

                          “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” 
                           Steve Martin

                          Cool

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                            Watching other people in line cursing out some clown asking the clerk to run a dozen or more play slips.

                            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                            Lep

                            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                              Pass gas.  Ponder

                              Never give up.  Banana