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JP Fantasies - Never Agains!

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Posted: June 26, 2016, 9:19 pm - IP Logged

We've had plenty of 'Jackpot fever' threads here on LP about the high end cars, mansions, and other such things people would buy if they had the money to do so.

How about a list of 'never agains' if you had the money to enable you not to do things you can't stand.

Working for someone else is an example.

Others?

Coin Toss, 

Friday I was on a ladder cleaning vinyl siding when I thought of this thread...yup never again !

Well, still have more to do til the win comes in but the worst side, the north side of the house is done.

Extraordinary Popular Delusions & the Madness of Crowds    -- Charles Mackay  LL.D.

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    Posted: June 26, 2016, 9:33 pm - IP Logged

    never punch a time clock again

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      Posted: June 27, 2016, 12:28 am - IP Logged

      No more easing off the gas pedal if l see the CHP 5 cars back in my rear view mirror... Just for once l will gun it.Big Smile

      Here ya go,

      My Maserati does one-eighty-five
      I lost my license, now I don't drive
      I have a limo, ride in the back
      I lock the doors in case I'm attacked.

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      "You can observe a lot just by watching." Yogi Berra, Hall of Fame baseball player.

      The numbers will tell you what numbers to play. Pay attention to the numbers.

      Don't just think outside the box, crush it.

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        bel air maryland
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        Posted: June 27, 2016, 12:38 am - IP Logged

        Never again have to wake up to an alarm clock.

        Never again buy a car based on it's gas mileage.

        Never again say, "I'm not buying that movie on PPV. I'll wait till it's on HBO".

        Never again play $1.00 box when I can play $1.00 combo.

        "You can observe a lot just by watching." Yogi Berra, Hall of Fame baseball player.

        The numbers will tell you what numbers to play. Pay attention to the numbers.

        Don't just think outside the box, crush it.

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          Posted: June 27, 2016, 10:30 am - IP Logged

          Never buy from the rack again. Not that I mind in general, but things never fit, I think we all know it.

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            Posted: July 12, 2016, 11:33 am - IP Logged

            No more easing off the gas pedal if l see the CHP 5 cars back in my rear view mirror... Just for once l will gun it.Big Smile

            Which reminded me of this cop joke...

            A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

            He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

            The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."

            The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

            LOL Green laugh Bang Head

            The Meatman

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