I have been negotiating with Lady Luck about my upcoming Powerball "All In" adventure for a while now. At first she seemed to be a bit reluctant in helping me win the "Big One" citing some ethical concerns about others asking her for the same thing and she should not play favorites or have *everybody* win the jackpot.
But JustMaybe, you changed that a little bit. She told me about your conversation when you told her to ignore me, and that she is really miffed with you and is not going to do as you asked. I asked her why she was miffed at you and here is what she told me: "JustMaybe mentions Fortuna in the sig line in *all* of his posts and *never* mentions me! To Heck with him!" And then she whispered to me "Fortuna can be his gal for all I care, but for this drawing I will be *your* gal and help you, but just a little bit..."
So, after all of my efforts including *much* sweet-talking, cajoling, pleading, my sworn pledge that I would forever respect her and mention her in *my* posts, and finally after my tearful groveling and begging, she relented and did agree to help me. But, only a tiny bit with a "Sneak Peek" of how my tickets will turn out after I purchase them.
My deal with Lady Luck is this: After I purchase the tickets I am going to hand them to her before the draw for her careful inspection. She still would not promise me the jackpot or even a second place ticket. But, she assures me that after the inspection I can feel really good about certain tickets she hands back. Those tickets will have a beautiful red lipstick imprint from her lips when she gives them her blessing with a "Lady Luck Kiss".
Unfortunately, she also gave me a heads-up about the downside of this deal too. She assures me that after the inspection there will be no reason at all for me to get excited about the tickets she hands back that have a brown smear on them imprinted from a different part of her anatomy...
All my bets are in now and Lady Luck will be here shortly for the inspection. The suspense is killing me!
How many "Reds" will I get?
How many "Browns" will I get?

Best wished to everyone for "The Billion"!