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Breaking News From The White House

Sean Spicer: “Trump’s tax records are now available in a 

safe place for all to see.”

 

CNN Reporter: “Where is that?”

 

Sean Spicer: “They’re underneath Obama’s college records, 

his birth record, his passport application, his immigration 

status as a student, his funding source to pay for college, 

his college records, his selective service registration, 

and Hillary’s email log and 66,000 missing emails.”

Entry #39

Terrorism or Coincidence

BREAKING: Terrorism or Coincidence? Atlanta Takes Two Major Hits, State of Emergency Declared

I-85 is a major roadway in Atlanta, with heavy traffic daily. On Thursday, a large portion of the road collapsed during rush hour, and caught on fire. Terrorism has not yet been ruled out as the cause, at time of this publication.

The fire, which is thought to have been started from underneath and burned through the steel, which caused the collapse, can be seen from miles away. Homeland security, a bomb squad, fire trucks, and a hazmat team were on scene of the investigation.

During this event, a lesser covered story was also developing. A man from Africa walked into the Region 2 location of the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission, carrying red mercury, which is used in nuclear bombs. This caused roads in downtown Atlanta to also shut down.

“We received a call regarding a male coming into the facility carrying red mercury from Africa,” Atlanta police Officer Stephanie Brown said. “We are still gathering details on the call.”
Parts of Peachtree Street, Peachtree Center Avenue and Courtland Street have been closed and officers are redirecting traffic.
Entry #37

Trump Is Already Destroying Arizona Economy

TRUMP could destroy the local AZ economies. Illegal immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands and moving elsewhere showing their outrage with Donald Trump's proposed law of sending illegal immigrants back to their native countries.

In the small town of Guadalupe, AZ, south of Phoenix, Manuel Renaldo is one of those who are vowing to punish Arizona by leaving. As he loaded his stolen car with his taxpayer-furnished belongings and family of ten, Renaldo told this reporter through an interpreter:
"It's a matter of principle; I refuse to be supported by a state that treats me like a criminal!"

The effects of the exodus are already being felt by some Arizona retailers, who are reporting dwindling thefts & sales of beer, tequila, spray paint, and ammunition. Also hit hard are the state hospitals, which have reported a dramatic decline in births and emergency room visits of non-revenue patients!.

State welfare agencies are preparing to lay off staffs that distribute food stamps and unemployment benefits. Tattoo parlors are in an absolute state of panic!

Renaldo told a reporter, through an interpreter, that he and his family are moving to Canada, with a new Liberal government under Justin Trudeau and new higher taxes and hardworking people who will better support him and his family with dignity!

Kinda brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it?

Entry #36

The Mattis comment

When asked what he thought about General Mattis being named Secretary of Defense,

Rob O’Neill (the man who killed Osama Bin Laden) said,“General Mattis has a bear rug

in his home but it is not dead - it is just afraid to move”.

Entry #35

Schumer

Poor Chuck.......think he's due for another good cry........now go to your safe place,

pet a dog or something and let President Trump continue to make America great again........

Entry #34

Texas Two Step

With the start of a new year I thought the following jackpot information about the TX Two Step might be of interest.

In 2016 the total winnings was $14,000,000 to a total of 32 winners. The largest jackpot for the year occurred on March 7th, 2016 for $1,450,000.  There were 4 jackpots last year over $1,000,000.  The average jackpot for 2016 was $518,519. 

Since the start of TX Two Step in 2001 the average yearly total winnings is $12,680,555.56. The average jackpot since 2001 is $488,075. 

Tonight's jackpot is $425,000. Last January 7th the $425,000 jackpot was won. Will you be the winner tonight. 

 

Good luck everybody.

Entry #33

Trump Airlines Flight 1600 for Defectors

During the lead up to the 2016 election, countless liberal celebrities remarked that they’d rather move out of the country than live in an America governed by then-Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump. 

Along those lines, a satirical recording was recently released of what the pre-flight announcement from a “Trump pilot” on a flight ferrying celebrities to Canada might sound like 


Amid the noise of jet engines spooling up came the familiar tone of the pilot’s intercom being triggered. 

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, welcome aboard Trump Flight 1600 with nonstop service to Canada” 

We’d like to welcome all of our celebrity defectors, and we’ll get you out of America just as soon as the tower clears us for takeoff,” 

When the plane has reached cruising altitude the flight attendants will come by and collect your U.S. citizenship renunciation forms and hand out beverages and crying towels.

Once we reach the drop zone, you’ll be guided to the exit ramp in the rear of the plane where you’ll take a crash course on parachute folding and be jettisoned shortly thereafter,” 

We’d like to thank you for choosing Trump Airlines and hope you have a soft landing. Buh-bye.”

 

Celebrities who promised to leave:

Comedian Jon Stewart

Comedian Chelsea Handler

Actress Neve Campbell

IAC Interactive Founder Barry Diller

Feminist Lena Dunham

Comedian Keegan-Michael Key

Actress Chloë Sevigny

Race Hustler Al Sharpton

Actress Natasha Lyonne

Comedian Eddie Griffin

Filmmaker Spike Lee

Model Amber Rose

Actor Samuel L. Jackson

Singer Cher

Comedian George Lopez

Singer Barbra Streisand

Actress Raven-Symoné

TV Host Whoopi Goldberg

Actor Omari Hardwick

Pop Star Miley Cyrus

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Comedian Amy Schumer

British Columnist Katie Hopkins

Entry #32

Know This Guy?

After seeing the post MADDOG had this morning of Hillary the following jumped back into my thoughts. Lets hope this never happens.

 

He is Edward "Ed" Mezvinsky, born January 17, 1937. 
Then you'll probably say, "Who is Ed Mezvinsky?"   

Well, he is a former Democrat congressman who represented 

Iowa's 1st congressional district in the United States House 

Of Representatives for two terms, from 1973 to 1977.

 

He sat on the House Judiciary Committee that decided 

The fate of Richard Nixon.

 

He was outspoken saying that Nixon was a crook and a disgrace to 

Politics and the nation and should be impeached.

 

He and the Clintons were friends and very politically 

Intertwined for many years.

 

Ed Mezvinsky had an affair with NBC News reporter Marjorie Sue 

Margolies and later married her after his wife divorced him.

 

In 1993, Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky, then a freshman Democrat in 

Congress, cast the deciding vote that got President Bill Clinton's 

Controversial tax package through the House of Representatives.

 

In March 2001, Mezvinsky was indicted and later pleaded guilty 

To 31 of 69 counts of bank fraud, mail fraud, and wire fraud.

 

Ed Mezvinsky embezzled more than $10 million dollars from people 

Via both a Ponzi scheme and the notorious Nigerian e-mail scams.

 

He was found guilty and sentenced to 80 months in federal prison.

 

After serving less than five years in federal prison, he was released in 

April 2008 and remains on federal probation.

 

To this day, he still owes $9.4 million in restitution to his victims.

 

About now you are saying, "So what!

 

Well, this is Marc and Chelsea Mezvinsky.

 

That's right; Ed Mezvinsky is Chelsea Clinton's father-in law.

 

Now Marc and Chelsea are in their early thirties and purchased

A 10.5 million dollar NYC apartment (after being married in George Soros' mansion).

 

Has anyone heard mention of any of this in any of the media?

 

If this guy was Jenna or Barbara Bush's, or better yet, Sarah Palin's daughter's father-in- law, the news would be an everyday headline and every detail would be reported over and over.

 

And yet say there are no double standards in political reporting.

 

And people are already talking about Hillary as our next President!

 

And then there is possibly Chelsea for president in our future!  **This scares the hell out of me**

 

The cycle never ends!

 

Lying and corruption seem to make Democrat candidates more popular.

 

When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty.

~~ Thomas Jefferson

 

"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves."

~ ~Abraham Lincoln

Entry #31

Distraught Snowflake Students

http://heatst.com/culture-wars/yale-professor-cancels-exam-for-snowflake-students-distraught-at-election-result/

 

First of all - what are you teaching your students YALE?

That when you lose at something, or it doesn't go your way all the time, you can cry and take time off? Do the rest of us get to call our bosses and say we are to distraught to come into work?  No I think we would be fired - because you have to learn to deal with disappointment- life happens!

On another note you can guarantee if Clinton had won - you would have never been given the option to skip your mid terms as a Trump supporter who may be upset - (and you wonder why TRUMP won:) This pandering to a certain segment in society has got to end!

Grow up, put your big kid pants on, love your country and respect every one - be productive and carry on - IT'S CALLED LIFE!!

Entry #28

Those Who Said

All the people that promised to leave the country if Trump is elected President, don't let the door hit you in the a$$!

Entry #27
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