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You just have to  appreciate this one.
Young people forget that we old people had a career before we retired.....

Charley,  a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get  to work on
time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.  But he was a good worker, really
tidy, clean-shaven,  sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. 

One day the boss called him into the office  for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your  work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you  finally get here;  but your being late so often is quite bothersome." 

"Yes, I know boss, and I am sorry and am working on it." 

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear."   

"Yes sir, I understand your concern and I will try harder."

Seeming puzzled, the manager went on  to comment, "I know you're retired  from the Armed Forces. What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning late so often?"

The old man  looked down at the floor, then smiled.  He chuckled quietly, then said  with a grin,

"They usually saluted and said, Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?"

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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?

"Morris Feinberg," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims." "I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."

"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a <snip>ing wall."

A new poll shows that Hillary Clinton's so-called 'charm offensive' is getting mixed results. For instance, most Americans DON'T think Hillary is charming, however they DO find her offensive." -- NewsBusted's Jodi Miller. - See more at: http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/nb-staff/2016/01/12/newsbusted-hillarys-charm-offensives-about-charming-pantsuit#sthash.PlpjKXMh.dpuf

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Happy New Year

Man 'walks off cliff and plummets 60 feet to his death on Christmas Day while distracted by his cell phone'

The victim was at Sunset Cliffs when he plummeted 60 feet
    He was declared dead at the scene 
    Bill Bender with San Diego Lifeguards said 'He was looking down at the device in his hands'

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