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My, oh my. This is why President Obama's AUMF must be rejected. State Department Deputy Spokesperson Marie Harf actually said "we cannot win this war by killing them [ISIS], we cannot kill our way out of this war" yesterday on MSNBCS's "Hardball." Instead, her solution is a jobs program and training for all those jihadis. Even host Chris Matthews was shocked. 'Nuff said.

What a moron.

Seriously, When history takes a step back and reviews the time of President Barack Obama with an unbiased eye � they will say, "<snip> Americans were really stupid back then!"

Will historians lament; "How did it happen? It couldn't be because he was black? Please tell me that Americans were smart enough to look at man/character instead of his skin color. Tell me that they didn't vote this guy in because of this "white guilt" stuff I hear..."

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How can Americans vote a leader in to the highest, most honorable of positions based on skin color. Why didn't they learn his history? Why didn't they.. well, there's been more than one leader voted in lawfully whose past should have had some giant red flags.

Read more at http://patriotupdate.com/2015/02/will-history-judge-barack-hussein-obama/

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If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shake up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay.

Now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

x Argument

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband replies angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this -- as if you understand Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it is about sex.
You need serious help!!! Sometimes I worry about you.

The Nun took all the young children in too  a big room where there was a lot of food  on a very long table , so they could eat

At  the  end of the table where they  started ,  first thing on the table was a large plate of beautiful red  apples

And besides these apples the nun had placed a  sign  that said ......    "  Only  take  one..........God  is  watching "

As the children went on down the table , at the  other end of the long table  ,  there was a large plate  of  brownies

Some little boy that  had   done went  that way ,  left  his own sign by the brownies

The sign   read   ..........  " Take  all   you  want...........God  is  watching  the  apples  "      Smile

Gotta love those grand-kids ..

I was eating breakfast with my  10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,

What day is tomorrow?"

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!"  ..

She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?"  ..

I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.

She replied,    "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of  the

White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bull <snip>."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

Bob gets a text message.
Hi Bob, This is Alan next door.  I'm sorry neighbor, but I have a confession to make to you.

I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face but I am at least now telling in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
The truth is, I have been sharing your Wife, day and night when you're not around.

In fact, probably more than you, particularly in the mornings after you've
left for work.

I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies.

My wife has known for some time now and I've promised her that it won't happen again.  Regards, Alan.

Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife twice in the head, killing her instantly. He returned to the lounge where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone to respond to the neighbor's text and saw he had another message:-

Hi Bob, This is Alan next door again.  Sorry about the slight typo on my last text, I expect you worked it out.  Anyway, but as I'm sure you noticed, my predictive text changed 'WiFi' To 'Wife'. Hope you saw the funny side of that.  Regards, Alan

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With age I can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time.

Bobby Jindal on Friday released a statement responding to the president's remarks on Thursday at the National Prayer Breakfast in which he cautioned Americans from getting on a "high horse" when taking a stance against radical Islam because people have committed "terrible deeds" in the name of Christianity, too.

"It was nice of the President to give us a history lesson at the Prayer breakfast," Jindal said. "Today, however, the issue right in front of his nose, in the here and now, is the terrorism of Radical Islam, the assassination of journalists, the beheading and burning alive of captives. We will be happy to keep an eye out for runaway Christians, but it would be nice if he would face the reality of the situation today.

The Medieval Christian threat is under control, Mr. President. Please deal with the Radical Islamic threat today."

(Excerpt) Read more at m.nationalreview.com ...

Moochers electing looters to steal from producers.

Nick Adams
January 23 at 5:21am �

While President Obama may think the state of the union is strong... the truth is that with him as President America is weaker than ever... and that makes me furious. Let's just get to the critical facts and avoid the small talk:
>> Radical Islamic terrorists are openly attacking civilian targets >> Iran is building a nuclear weapons program...and getting away with it >> American companies are being hacked by terrorists >> ISIS, despite a few airstrikes, is alive and well >> Russia continues to defy Obama because he is weak.

Police stop at 2 a.m.
Ron Chestna 89 years of age was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night .

Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

Ron replied, "That would be my wife."

True Friendship Among Golfing Buddies

This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at
6:30 PM, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits
open mouthed and listens to her tirade.

"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess,
the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas
and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you
bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."