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Sweden: Five Muslims convicted of gang-raping boy, but won't be deported
12/31/2016, 12:11:35 PM � by Ray76 � 32 replies
Jihad Watch ^ | Dec 31, 2016 | Robert Spencer
They won't be deported because their homeland is too dangerous, despite the fact that in that homeland, Afghanistan, and elsewhere in the Islamic world, this kind of behavior is broadly tolerated. Women are so devalued, men look to other men and boys for sexual pleasure. Also, the Qur'an promises not just virgins to the blessed, but boys like "scattered pearls":

Trick Donna to give CNN question?

She must have been on Putin's payroll?  That's the ONLY explanation I can think of.

Another mystery to ponder with regarding Putin. How did he manage to stop Clinton from going to Wisconsin?

And the biggest mystery of all. How did Putin manage to write all those emails?  That must have taken YEARS.

And how about Clinton's Emails on her Private server?   How did he force those judges to release all those emails?

Is EVERYONE on Putin's payroll?

No wonder the world is laughing, not a shred of evidence, yet it doesn't stop our Government from 'catapulting the propagana' even when they must know that they have zero credibility due to lies told to the American about Iraq and all the other 'regime changes' that were planned to follow that invasion.

Fake news, that's what we get in the US. Why it is so important to keep supporting those who report FACTS.

Deer Camp

Three guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first night, John slept in Steve's room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The rest of the guys said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was Garry's turn. In the morning, same thing�hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. Once again they asked, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn't sleep a wink. I just watched him all night."

The third night was Herb's turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt � a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.

"Good morning," he said. The guys couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Steve into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."

What The Russian Hacking Report DOESN'T Say

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2016/12/russian-hacking-doesnt-say.html

It doesn't mention Wikileaks ... not even once. In other words, the report does not allege that the Russians gave any Democratic Party or Podesta emails to Wikileaks

It doesn't raise the fact that recent intelligence service allegations that Russia hacked the NSA and Germany turned out to be false

It doesn't address the fact that top former NSA and CIA officials (and Wikileaks) claim that these were not hacks at all ... but rather leaks by American insiders

In other words, the report really doesn't say much of anything

Judicial Watch: New Obama Travel Costs Bring Eight-Year Total over $96 Million
12/29/2016, 2:39:05 PM � by jazusamo � 20 replies
Judicial Watch ^ | December 29, 2016
'Earth Day' Travel Bill Over $1 Million, Hillary Clinton's Ride on Air Force One Cost $360,000 (Washington DC)�Judicial Watch announced today that it has received new documents from both the Secret Service and the Air Force relating to Obama travel expenses, bringing the known total over the past eight years to $96,938,882.51. The reports contain information regarding Obama's Earth Day trip to the Florida Everglades, a political fundraising trip to San Diego, Michelle Obama's annual Aspen ski trip, her trip to Morocco, a family vacation in Martha's Vineyard, as well as Hillary's ride with Obama on Air Force One to...

Male logic... flawless
This a conversation between a man and his wife.
Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where is your airplane?

Trump says Sprint will bring 5,000 jobs back to the US;  will create 3,000 jobs

A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line.  It's a good all-around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.  I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.  At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted.

Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.  The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."

Professor tweets 'all I want for Christmas is white genocide'
12/25/2016, 3:34:17 PM � by artichokegrower � 10 replies
American Thinker ^ | December 25, 2016 | Thomas Lifson
The Caucasians among the tender young minds exposed to Professor George Ciccariello-Maher at Drexel University are on notice that their teacher wants them exterminated because of their race. Not exactly a welcoming atmosphere. I wonder if any of them might be "triggered" by this tweet the good professor offered in the spirit of the holiday?

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The Rabbi's Wife

At Friday night services, Morris goes to his friend Irving and says,
"I need a favor. I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him
in synagogue for an hour after services for me ?"

Irving is not very fond of the idea but being Morris' lifelong
friend, he reluctantly agrees.

After services, he strikes up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking
him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

After some time the wise Rabbi becomes suspicious and asks,
"Irving what are you really up to ?"

Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confesses to the Rabbi,
"I'm sorry, Rabbi. My friend is sleeping with your wife, right
now,  so he asked me to keep you occupied."

The Rabbi smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Irving's shoulder and
says, "You better hurry home, Irving. My wife died two years ago !!

The FBI warrant ... did you catch this?
Clinton/Huma/Weiner  Warrant � page 12, Paragraph 20 �
What was on the laptop computer.
There were 2,028 classified Confidential,
65 classified Secret
and 22 classified Top Secret emails
on laptop also tied from Hillary's server.

https://www.scribd.com/document/334713809/Warrant-Clinton#fullscreen&from_embed

Cinton Donors Want to Investigate How Hillary Spent $1.5 Billion in Campaign Donations
12/21/2016, 7:09:59 PM � by dontreadthis � 117 replies
Armstrong Economics ^ | Dec 21, 2016 | Posted by Martin Armstrong
Clinton's fallout is interestingly causing an internal revolution among Hillary's big donors. At her New York bash to "thank" her big donors of $1 million or more, she took no blame and pointed the finger at Comey and Putin. Her spin did not work and she has lost a lot of credibility according to confidential sources. They were smart enough to realize that even if Russia "hacked" the DNC and Podesta emails, there would be no release if there had been no wrongdoing to begin with. Now Clinton's biggest backers want a "campaign autopsy," which could expose Clinton's entire operation....

WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS !

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."

2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.."

3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said:
"To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
"He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings."

5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh :
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.."
(Now that is beautiful)

7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
"You guys line up alphabetically by height..,"
And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."

8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton ..."

9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."

10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota:
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."

11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim
Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)

12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
"I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"

13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."

14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
"I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."

15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
"Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."

Ok........??

I'll add one more, The basketball player was asked what his church preference was, and his answer was red brick.

He also thought Taco Bell was the Mexican Telephone company. ??