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Are my testicles black?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath. 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the
mask. ''Are my testicles black?
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and
feet.'He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please
check. Are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and
heart rate from worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the
covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one
hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says,  
'There's nothing wrong with them,Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?' 
Entry #50

Late New York

Early New York

9/16/2007Early-New York (3-Ball, NY)015

Will we have a "drop" off tonight?  185 145

Entry #48

No JOKE!!! (part 2)

9/12/2007Early-New York (4-Ball, NY)8808

 

Brought this

 

9/12/2007Early-Chicago (4-Ball, IL)8860

Entry #47

No JOKE!!!

9/10/2007Early-New York (3-Ball, NY)123

 

Brought this number

 

9/12/2007Early-Chicago (3-Ball, IL)534

 

 

Entry #46

Need Some Extra Cash?

Well Try These Tonight

534 425 824

Extra 176

Special Baby 314

 

                                                                                           

 

Entry #43

August 1st 2007

Special Dream #'s

Keep an eye on this post for at least a week.

roach 026 134 465 804 1299

tape 156

wall 009 259

head 706 499 839 194 5906

(Name) 936

Entry #42

Animal Cruelty

Personal Thoughts From My Island!

I just dont get it !!!

I read in the paper where "potcakes" are getting shot in the head etc, let me explain what I dont get it, when they are "puppies" they are so cute n cuddle and fat, but when they start to grow they are not so cute n fat anymore and then neglected.

We have services over here that will spade the females for FREE, yes free to prevent unwanted puppies, instead of harming them why not try and find out how they got there in the 1st place probally through the neglect of one person, it all starts somewhere, it bothers me it really does!!!

If there are stray potcakes in your area instead of shooting them or trying to knock them down call The Bahamas Humane Society etc

p.s congrads to those who love and take care of there animals.

 

 

Entry #41

Birthday Calculations

Take a birth date of Dec 16, 1955.

12 = 1 + 2 = 3

16 = 1 = 6 = 7

1955 = 1 + 9  + 5 + 5 =  20 = 2

So that person's lucky 3-digit number is 372.  

 

Entry #39

Orange Eyed Bird

By now you must have guessed, I love animals (nature)

This morning I saw the most beautiful bird pass me by ever so slowly, while I was thinking he never saw me, then that look with his orange eye caught my eyes as he walked along the cool grass and then I realized he knew I was there, so long legged, long necked , speckled, thin, yet so young and beautiful.

So early I thought for him to be up wondering with only the beach in site, was he lost ? then I remembered ever so clearly his mom was in the exact spot a month ago.

Following in his moms foot steps BUT his mom was much more jittery and scared for she didnt take her time to pass me by she took one look and hopped on the wall and flew away but yet her son came by this morning to say hi with no fear in his eyes.

I know, this is how I saw it, I am not sure I am correct about the mother & son thing but it felt right and so i wrote it.

Did he come with a message ?

Entry #38
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