May 6,2007 2:03:04 AM
Check it out it'll be 02:03:04 AM on 05/06/07 !
Only happens once, and it is on my mom's birthday!
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Check it out it'll be 02:03:04 AM on 05/06/07 !
Only happens once, and it is on my mom's birthday!
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked
"Why?" He said "Because you came home early."
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the
Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from
Chicago last night.
Tax time again! And I procrastinated again, this time I frittered the time away on Lottery Post when I shoulda been working on deductions. Hmmm, I wonder if I can deduct........... Well probabaly not.
Wisdom
1. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
2. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
3. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5 For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
6. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
7. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
8. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
9. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
10. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
11. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
12. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist reverse.
13. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
14. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
15. Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you do the same thing again.
16. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
17. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
18. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
19. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
20. And never, EVER take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night.
If it is what i think it means then this is what I think.