jarasan's Blog

Busy body news and Hunger Games.

This is really irking me.....................Why are ALL the news organizations so interested in determining the identities of Friday's Mega jackpot winners????????????????  It is over, done, finished.........mind your own business!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  This is what is wrong with this country now and needs to be fixed,   why don't they chase down the retired members of congress,  federal, and state workers  when they retire?????? They hit the fricking lotto!!!!!!!!!!!! Dam.

 

And the Hunger Games.....Why is this being portrayed and considered some kind of hyper violent movie???????????????? Compared to hundreds of much more graphically violent movies,  this movie is mild.  They are focusing on it because of the MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  They want to repress its wild success and popularity which is hitting home with everybody,  they want to keep people from seeing it!!!  Totalitarians enslaved the districts after an uprising.  Analagous to the US & World govts. right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Exercising way too much control over the US & remaining free citizens around the world which is leading to totalitarianism.

Mad

Entry #410

Some rhetoric never changes.

Part and some of this has been around,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,this is a enlarged version.

    
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children
of Israel,"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and
camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced)
Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses,
raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care
Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social
Security, retirement funds, etc . . .

I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told
them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
 
However, it seems relevant today.

 


  
Entry #409

Squirrel.

This squirrel just comes up to the door and looks Oliver Twisty and stuff.  I then go and get some peanuts and it takes the peanuts and eats them very carefully removing the shell before eating the delicious peanuts inside.  Then once it is finished,  I sweep up the shells.   This happens just about every day,  as long as it isn't raining.  Let's hope it rains all over the US Nov 6, 2012.

Peanut squirrel

Entry #406

They don't understand the middle class.

From the Washington Examiner:

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/biden-hails-middle-class-wealthy-fundraiser/424931

Vice President Joe Biden addressed 87 wealthy Democrats last night attending a fundraiser at the home of Sen. John Kerry in Georgetown. As they dined on grass-fed New York strip steaks and white truffle mashed potatos underneath a outdoor tent, Biden criticized Republicans for being out of touch.

“These guys don’t have a sense of the average folks out there,” Biden said according to the pool report, “They don’t know what it means to be middle class.”

87 guests paid a minimum of $10,000-per-couple to attend the dinner.

Entry #405

Pia Toscano & National Anthem.

Best national anthem I've heard in a long time.  Pia Toscano did an awesome job with the national anthem to open today's NASCAR Las Vegas race!!!!!

Pia rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pia Toscano

Entry #404

Record deficit.

Do the math........................you...........yeah you couldn't get away with this and have a successful business last more than two months and not get shut down.

From Reuters:

The federal government recorded its worst monthly deficit in history in February, according to a preliminary report Wednesday from the Congressional Budget Office that said the deficit in fiscal year 2012 is already more than half a trillion dollars.

The CBO’s figures show that despite repeated efforts to trim spending, the government has borrowed 42 cents of every dollar it spent during the first five months of this fiscal year.

The nonpartisan agency projected the government will run a deficit of $229 billion in February, the highest monthly figure ever. The previous high was $223 billion a year ago, in February 2011.

It is the 41st straight month the government has run a deficit — itself a record streak that dates back to the final months of President George W. Bush’s tenure. Before now, the longest streak on record was 11 months.

For all of fiscal year 2012, which began Oct. 1, the budget analysts said the government has raised $869 billion in revenue but spent $1.5 trillion so far.

Congress and President Obama sparred for most of last year on how to cut spending, but the CBO’s figures show that spending has actually remained flat in 2012 once the timing of certain payments has been adjusted.

Mr. Obama last month released a budget that showed the government averaging $1 trillion deficits for the rest of this decade. House Republicans are working to write their own budget now, while Senate Democratic leader Sen. Harry Reid of Nevada has said he doubts his chamber will write a budget this year.

Entry #403

The Rush Effect.

Carbonite was a Rush sponser,  I now recommend Sugar Sync.

Yeah, you moron pandering POSs to the disgusting f'ing leftist Alinsky sh1t tactics, p1$$ off.  All my customers on Carbonite are now OFF Carbonite. Never to return. P1$$ off Carbonite.

Read this from the Daily Caller:

On Saturday, Carbonite CEO David Friend released a statement on his company’s website declaring that Carbonite had decided to “withdraw” advertising from Rush Limbaugh’s radio show in the wake of his controversial remarks involving Georgetown Law student Sandra Fluke because it will “ultimately contribute to a more civilized public discourse”:

Even though Mr. Limbaugh has now issued an apology, we have nonetheless decided to withdraw our advertising from his show. We hope that our action, along with the other advertisers who have already withdrawn their ads, will ultimately contribute to a more civilized public discourse.

However, it hasn’t done much to contribute to his company’s stock price. Since the market opened on Monday through its close today, Carbonite stock (NASDAQ:CARB) has plummeted nearly 12 percent, outpacing the drop of the NASDAQ index in that same time period by nine-and-a-half poi

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/03/06/investors-flee-carbonite-after-limbaugh-announcement/#ixzz1oOUifBEG

Sleep number beds are sh12tty $4000 air mattresses, AOL online tech support blows,  screw these jerk PANDERERS .

The left are bunch of GDmd WGAF hypocrite bazterds,  where in the fuque was the racist Bamster when David Letterman said Arod banged Palins daughter?   Where the fuque was the media and HBO when Maher called Palin a Twwat and cuunt???????????????

Entry #402

What is going on?

First Andrew Breitbart age 43 now Steve Bridges 48???????? He also did a great GW impersonation.

Entry #401

Darwin Awards 2011

IT ALWAYS SEEMS IMPORTANT TO THANK THESE PEOPLE FOR REMOVING THEMSELVES FROM THE GENE POOL

THE 2011 DARWIN AWARDS

You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2011 Darwin Awards:

Eighth Place

In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.

Seventh Place

A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.

Sixth Place

While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.

Fifth Place

Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.

Fourth Place

Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.

Third Place

After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.

The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.

HONORABLE MENTION

Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice that the window was closed.

RUNNER UP

Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more excited, and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located.

AND THE WINNER IS....

Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.

The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... '$h1t happens'

Entry #400

Obama has another 5 years.

Yup, he said it,  it is in the bag,  so don't even bother voting in Nov. '12 because he has won,  in his tiny little fascist marxist brain.  What an f'ing megalomaniac,  this should ignite the electorate big time.  Gawddangit if frinking Bush has said something like this in '03 the $h1tstream media would had a hey day with it.  No GANGSATPUPPETOTUSPOS it ain't over till the fat lady sings.

Audio only,  it was on radio.

Entry #399

$50 lesson oldie but goodie.

From an e-mail:

SUBJECT: the $50 Lesson

Recently while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.

During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, Liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what wouldbe the first thing you would do?"

She replied..."I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "Butyou don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her.

"What do you mean?" she replied.

So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery storewhere the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a newhouse."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight inthe eye and said,

"Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said..."Welcome to the Republican Party!"

Her parents haven't spoken to me since.

Entry #398

Muslim Situational Happiness.

From an e-mail: They have a point.

>
> UNHAPPY

> Whoever thought this out is nothing less than a
> genius.
>
> Is anybody home?

> The Muslims are not happy!
>
> They're not happy in Gaza .
>
> They're not happy in Egypt .
>
> They're not happy in Libya .
>
> They're not happy in Morocco.
>
> They're not happy in Iran .
>
> They're not happy in Iraq .
>
> They're not happy in Yemen .
>
> They're not happy in Afghanistan.
>
> They're not happy in Pakistan.
>
> They're not happy in Syria .
>
> They're not happy in Lebanon.
>
> So, where are they happy?
>
>
>
> They're happy in Canada.
>
> They're happy in Australia.
>
> They're happy in England.
>
> They're happy in France.
>
> They're happy in Italy.
>
> They're happy in Germany.
>
> They're happy in Sweden.
>
> They're happy in the USA.
>
> They're happy in Norway.
>
> They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

>
> And who do they blame?
>
> Not Islam.
>
> Not their
> leadership.
>
> Not themselves.

>
> THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN, AND THEY WANT
> TO CHANGE THEM TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE
> THEY WERE UNHAPPY.
>
>
> Excuse me, but How stupid can you get?

Entry #397