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Absolute grab, fascism at its best.  If any of the Pubic candidates had any brains they would pledge to rescind this pile of $h1T from the politburo ASAP.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/03/16/executive-order-national-defense-resources-preparedness

This squirrel just comes up to the door and looks Oliver Twisty and stuff.  I then go and get some peanuts and it takes the peanuts and eats them very carefully removing the shell before eating the delicious peanuts inside.  Then once it is finished,  I sweep up the shells.   This happens just about every day,  as long as it isn't raining.  Let's hope it rains all over the US Nov 6, 2012.

From the Washington Examiner:

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/biden-hails-middle-class-wealthy-fundraiser/424931

Vice President Joe Biden addressed 87 wealthy Democrats last night attending a fundraiser at the home of Sen. John Kerry in Georgetown. As they dined on grass-fed New York strip steaks and white truffle mashed potatos underneath a outdoor tent, Biden criticized Republicans for being out of touch.

“These guys don’t have a sense of the average folks out there,” Biden said according to the pool report, “They don’t know what it means to be middle class.”

87 guests paid a minimum of $10,000-per-couple to attend the dinner.

Best national anthem I've heard in a long time.  Pia Toscano did an awesome job with the national anthem to open today's NASCAR Las Vegas race!!!!!

Pia rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do the math........................you...........yeah you couldn't get away with this and have a successful business last more than two months and not get shut down.

From Reuters:

The federal government recorded its worst monthly deficit in history in February, according to a preliminary report Wednesday from the Congressional Budget Office that said the deficit in fiscal year 2012 is already more than half a trillion dollars.

The CBO’s figures show that despite repeated efforts to trim spending, the government has borrowed 42 cents of every dollar it spent during the first five months of this fiscal year.

The nonpartisan agency projected the government will run a deficit of $229 billion in February, the highest monthly figure ever. The previous high was $223 billion a year ago, in February 2011.

It is the 41st straight month the government has run a deficit — itself a record streak that dates back to the final months of President George W. Bush’s tenure. Before now, the longest streak on record was 11 months.

For all of fiscal year 2012, which began Oct. 1, the budget analysts said the government has raised $869 billion in revenue but spent $1.5 trillion so far.

Congress and President Obama sparred for most of last year on how to cut spending, but the CBO’s figures show that spending has actually remained flat in 2012 once the timing of certain payments has been adjusted.

Mr. Obama last month released a budget that showed the government averaging $1 trillion deficits for the rest of this decade. House Republicans are working to write their own budget now, while Senate Democratic leader Sen. Harry Reid of Nevada has said he doubts his chamber will write a budget this year.

Carbonite was a Rush sponser,  I now recommend Sugar Sync.

Yeah, you moron pandering POSs to the disgusting f'ing leftist Alinsky sh1t tactics, p1$$ off.  All my customers on Carbonite are now OFF Carbonite. Never to return. P1$$ off Carbonite.

Read this from the Daily Caller:

On Saturday, Carbonite CEO David Friend released a statement on his company’s website declaring that Carbonite had decided to “withdraw” advertising from Rush Limbaugh’s radio show in the wake of his controversial remarks involving Georgetown Law student Sandra Fluke because it will “ultimately contribute to a more civilized public discourse”:

Even though Mr. Limbaugh has now issued an apology, we have nonetheless decided to withdraw our advertising from his show. We hope that our action, along with the other advertisers who have already withdrawn their ads, will ultimately contribute to a more civilized public discourse.

However, it hasn’t done much to contribute to his company’s stock price. Since the market opened on Monday through its close today, Carbonite stock (NASDAQ:CARB) has plummeted nearly 12 percent, outpacing the drop of the NASDAQ index in that same time period by nine-and-a-half poi

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/03/06/investors-flee-carbonite-after-limbaugh-announcement/#ixzz1oOUifBEG

Sleep number beds are sh12tty $4000 air mattresses, AOL online tech support blows,  screw these jerk PANDERERS .

The left are bunch of GDmd WGAF hypocrite bazterds,  where in the fuque was the racist Bamster when David Letterman said Arod banged Palins daughter?   Where the fuque was the media and HBO when Maher called Palin a Twwat and cuunt???????????????

First Andrew Breitbart age 43 now Steve Bridges 48???????? He also did a great GW impersonation.

IT ALWAYS SEEMS IMPORTANT TO THANK THESE PEOPLE FOR REMOVING THEMSELVES FROM THE GENE POOL

THE 2011 DARWIN AWARDS

You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2011 Darwin Awards:

Eighth Place

In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.

Seventh Place

A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.

Sixth Place

While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.

Fifth Place

Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.

Fourth Place

Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.

Third Place

After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.

The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.

HONORABLE MENTION

Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice that the window was closed.

RUNNER UP

Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more excited, and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located.

AND THE WINNER IS....

Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.

The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... '$h1t happens'

Yup, he said it,  it is in the bag,  so don't even bother voting in Nov. '12 because he has won,  in his tiny little fascist marxist brain.  What an f'ing megalomaniac,  this should ignite the electorate big time.  Gawddangit if frinking Bush has said something like this in '03 the $h1tstream media would had a hey day with it.  No GANGSATPUPPETOTUSPOS it ain't over till the fat lady sings.

Audio only,  it was on radio.

From an e-mail:

SUBJECT: the $50 Lesson

Recently while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.

During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, Liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what wouldbe the first thing you would do?"

She replied..."I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "Butyou don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her.

"What do you mean?" she replied.

So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery storewhere the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a newhouse."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight inthe eye and said,

"Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said..."Welcome to the Republican Party!"

Her parents haven't spoken to me since.

From an e-mail: They have a point.

>
> UNHAPPY

> Whoever thought this out is nothing less than a
> genius.
>
> Is anybody home?

> The Muslims are not happy!
>
> They're not happy in Gaza .
>
> They're not happy in Egypt .
>
> They're not happy in Libya .
>
> They're not happy in Morocco.
>
> They're not happy in Iran .
>
> They're not happy in Iraq .
>
> They're not happy in Yemen .
>
> They're not happy in Afghanistan.
>
> They're not happy in Pakistan.
>
> They're not happy in Syria .
>
> They're not happy in Lebanon.
>
> So, where are they happy?
>
>
>
> They're happy in Canada.
>
> They're happy in Australia.
>
> They're happy in England.
>
> They're happy in France.
>
> They're happy in Italy.
>
> They're happy in Germany.
>
> They're happy in Sweden.
>
> They're happy in the USA.
>
> They're happy in Norway.
>
> They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

>
> And who do they blame?
>
> Not Islam.
>
> Not their
> leadership.
>
> Not themselves.

>
> THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN, AND THEY WANT
> TO CHANGE THEM TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE
> THEY WERE UNHAPPY.
>
>
> Excuse me, but How stupid can you get?

Thanks TT Ridge everybody......................enjoy!

Cost to operate a Chevy Volt

Eric Bolling (Fox Business Channel's Follow the Money) test drove the
Chevy Volt at the invitation of General Motors.

For four days in a row, the fully charged battery lasted only 25 miles
Before the Volt switched to the reserve gasoline engine.
Eric calculated the car got 30 mpg including the 25 miles it ran on the
Battery. So, the range including the 9 gallon gas tank and the 16 kwh
Batery is approximately 270 miles. It will take you 4 1/2 hours to
Drive 270 miles at 60 mph. Then add 10 hours to charge the battery and
You have a total trip time of 14.5 hours. In a typical road trip your
Average speed (including charging time) would be 20 mph.

According to General Motors, the Volt battery hold 16 kwh of
Electricity. It takes a full 10 hours to charge a drained battery.

The cost for the electricity to charge the Volt is never mentioned so I
Looked up what I pay for electricity.

I pay approximately (it varies with amount used and the seasons) $1.16
Per kwh.

16 kwh x $1.16 per kwh = $18.56 to charge the battery.

$18.56 per charge divided by 25 miles = $0.74 per mile to operate the
Volt using the battery.

Compare this to a similar size car with a gasoline engine only that
Gets 32 mpg.

$3.19 per gallon divided by 32 mpg = $0.10 per mile.

The gasoline powered car cost about $15,000 while the Volt costs
$46,000.

So our government wants us to pay 3 times as much for a car that costs more that
7 time as much to run and takes 3 times as long to drive across country.

REALLY? This is the corporation that got rid of the streetcars all over the U S in the 50's. (Let's convert to diesel) Add to that, the Light Bulb Scam!

......and soon-to-come to Maryland: Wind Farm Scheme!

Amazing Math Problem...

Even for someone like me who doesn't see many movies, this test worked ... it's amazing.

You will truly love this - trust me. Follow the steps and it will pick the movie that you would enjoy the most. Don't look ahead, you will be glad you didn't.

See how this turns out for you! Don't cheat by looking ahead.

This is amazing how it picked my favorite movie from a list of 17 movies. Be honest and don't look at the movie list below till you have done all the math! Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can predict which of 17 movies you would enjoy the most. It really works for MOST of us anyway!

Movie Test:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 17 movies below

Got the number? ... now continue.

SCROLL DOWN ........

KEEP SCROLLING .......

Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech of 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire

Now, isn't that something?