Wheeler's Blog

A Hindu Priest, a Jewish Rabbi, and a teleevanglist needed a place to stay the night at a farmhouse. The farmer says he only has room for 2. The Hindu priest says "I'll go."

a few minutes later there's a knock on the farmers door. The Hindu says "I can't stay in the barn because there's a cow there. Cows are sacred in my country. The Rabbi tells the farmer "I'll go." A few minutes later the Raggi knocks on the farmers door and tells the farmer i can't stay in the barn because there's a pig there there and apig is sacred to me" Teleevanglist says he'll go. The farmer hears a knock at the door. It was the cow and pig

When I was younger I wanted to be a real life superhero. I found some green material and used it for a costume. Had to have a cape. I was going to call myself The Green Grenade. i based my character along the lines of Batman. This never happened because I'm afraid of heights among other things

 Eveery mornin when J get up I always type PRAISE THE LORD!!!  for another glorious and blessed day. Then I tell what Book of the Bible I amreading' It goes like this: Saturday's Bible Reading: Psalms. Then I tell how many chapters I am reading which is usually 5 chapters a day. I am reading Psalms so I read 10 Psalms a a day since they are short. The Psalms I am reading now are Psalms 51-60. am reading from the New Living Translation (NLT) is the 3rd online Bible I am reading. Then I type in caps. SEEK THE LORD WHILE HE IS NEAR

Ibought a pizza dinner box Thursday night. It had 8 slices of pizza with cheese sticks and chocalate cinnasticks. Ate the 8 slices of pizza but not at one sitting. I waited a few minutes, i ate the other 4 later that night. I finished off the 5 cheese sticks while watching Friday Night Smackdown. Then this afternoon I was going to finish off the cinnasticks. After warming them up I brought them in the front room. St them down on the the TV tray. As I was getting ready sit in my chair to get ready to eat the cinnasticks i must have bumped the TV tray. The next thing I saw was all 5 chocolate cinnasticks chocolate side on the carpet. Didn't want to get my fiber that way. I'll eat in the kitchen from now on

Received my new Contour TV this morning (8:30 am). I figured if I starting fixing breakfast the tech would show up. He did. Glad he was early. Gave me more time to speak the channels from my new remote. Having fun with that. Still have the same channels which is fine. The only one I really miss is Discovery I D. At this time I am watching The Real on our local channel 16 but channel 2 on Cox Cable

I saw a lottery system in an ad magazine. I took a Kansas lottery (Pick 3) number and started following the instructions. As I was doing the "system" it occurred to me it was the TicTac-Toe system. Through the mail I could this "system" for $12

Heard this on Johnny Carson: Edible underwear. M & Ms underwear melts in your pants and not in your hand

My friend in the apartments has fixed the sound so now I can hear my hymns and read the Bible online. He said all he did was change something and I got my sound back. He asks for no payments of any kind. So that helps me but i would be willing to pay him. I asked how much I owed him one time and he said nothing. Praise God for people like him

Last week I had no cable connection to my computer until I got a new modem. after getting a new modem a neighbor fixed my computer by putting in "motherboard" or whatever it's called. BuBut after he did that there was o sound. I only wanted the sound to listen to the hymns while I was reading the Bible online. I still read the Bible online but listen to the golden oldies on my cable tv. I have over 100 southern gospel and praise and worship cassettes but I need a cassette player. Di they still make cassette players? I guess I'll ask my neighbor if he can get sound back. In the meantime I will keep reading the Bible and listening to the Oldies

I like telling the others who like other sports I watch a real "sport" Pro Wrestling. Some bad guys (heels) I like and some good gus (babyfaces) I don't like. But i really like watchng Pro Wresling. Been watching it since it was out of Chicago back in the 60's. Been to several live matches. Sit by a female wrestler who called herself Rockin Robin. I to far back in the audience to see Randy Savage but I did get to see Shari Martel walking in the hall. I like some Indian like Wahoo Mc Daniels and Chief Jay Strongbow. There is one who was on the independent circuit who was called at that Danny Little Bear. I had a young friend who asked hime for an autograph but was turned down. That's when he became Danny Little Bore. There's more but Charlotte Flair vs the boss Sasha Banks. Banks was DQ'ed thanks to Bayley's interference One of my favorite wrestlers was The animal" Batista. Will post more  in anoter blog entry as Smackdown is about over.

Watching a six-man tag with the New Day and the Revival and Randy Orton. Want the New Day to win. But don't reall y care for tag matches as it only takes one person to lose for the whole team or win unless it is an elimination ag match. The New Day won

NEVER FORGET.
Where ere you and what were you doing on Sept 11,2001?
Iwas working at Sugar Creek and was on break when I heard about the World Trade Center