Wheeler's Blog

What a lottery winner is after spending his winnings

Beginning with K A Nsas

Del A Ware

Or E Gon

Cal F Ornia

Al Laska

 Ha Wa II

Ella Nois (thought about Deathly ILL but that has been done)

T  X As

Col. A Rado

Wash Ing Ton (Oriental?)

Ari Zona

Al A Bama

Flo Rida

Conne C Ticut

Can't think of any more for States but I have a few for Countries. J A Pan. C H Ina. Phill I  Ppines

Catholic: Nuns & Moses

Girl couple: Runs N Hoses (panty that is)

Body Parts: Buns & Noses

That's all I can think of. If anyone stops by here to leave comment please make your comment a spin-off of Guns & Roses

                                    Thank you

GOBBLE TIL YOU WOBBLE

In May of 1970 I was recruited in the Marines. In July of 1970 I was booted out of the Marines. I look at like this now that I am out. went in as a General ( general screw up) and came out as a PFC (Proud F (u know the word)Civilian)

It wasn'st all fun and games. I tried but probably not as hard as would have liked me to. I think the 2nd or 3rd day I was there I told the Sgt "Sir! I don't think I can make the Marines, sir! " I may not have said it like that bur we had to use Sir att he beginning of a sentence and end it with sir!

Not being a smart person the Sgts in charge asked me if I liked to read or something like that. Anyway they gave me a small book that was one of those shock novelties. I opened it up and not being smart enough to drop it after the shock went trough me the staff was saying " I think we need to put new batteries in it" Sir! No, sir! That was just an ad lib.

There was some seriousness while i was there. Another recruit was picking on me for no reason and the Sgt in chatge that day took him back to the barracks and gave him a talking to. A loud one.

I was also taking a shower  with others and for some reason I forget now my eye stopped a fist. I was called to the duty hut and the Sgt asked me who did it. I didn't want to tell but they finally got it out of me. Maybe it was a good thing I got out of their Marine Corps

Back then they could lay hands (not for healing) on you.

I was bounced off the duty huts lockers a few times.

i was wacked on the back rather hard by a Sgt for saying something apparently he didn't like to another recruit

I am 57 years old so what i am writingabout is what i can remember. 38 years ago is a long time.

Now I remember one time when we were on the PT (Physical Training) court I was lifting weights. I don't remember how much I was lifting but it must have been a little to heavy coz I as I was coming down with it I ht myelsf in the head. The Sgt asked me where did it hit. Not being smart enough I showed him it hit the bench right on the corner. "I mean where did it hit you?" Oh. (another ad lib)

another time we had to jump over some logs. I don't remember how high they were but being smat enough I went under them!

Once I was to scared to go out to the head(bathroom) i pissed in my boot. Unfortunaely, I had forgotten I did that. In the morning I put on a wet boot.

I got to see California but didn't get to visit Mickey or Minnie. My Disneyland was the MCRD in San Diego

I got an Honorable Discharge. 

If I remember anything else and I just have I will tell it.

We were all on what they called the parade deck practicing rifle drill. I screwed up somewhere and this time it was a Corporal who I pissed off. Maybe a sgt. Whoever it was they made me put my fifle in my shirt pocket, Barrel down. I thought it was funny but couldn't laugh.

I was in two plattons. I was dropped out of the first one a week before we were to go to the rifle range. Then I joined another platoon that was going to the rifle range about 2 weeks after the first platoon. That's when a Sgt told me "Harrell, I am going to see if I can get you out of my Marine Corps." He did. Somebody said, we'll see you. I said i hope you don't.

After that i went what was known as Casco (Casualty Company.

While there some big dude was in charge and put me on guard duty almost every night. I think I got one night off.

When I was on guard duty one night another Sgt came to the barracks. He ws drunk. I couldn't let him by so I had to yell Corporal of the guard! Corporal of the guard! Finally the C O G came out. The Drunken sgt wanted to take on the C O G but i think he was able to get him strighten out after the MPs (No MP doesn't stand for Mashed Potatoes)

Now the Marines will make you or break you. I rememer one time a redruit was really broken and all the D I's enjoyed seeing his breakdown. All they had to say was "<snip>roaches were crawling on you." And he would go in a frenzy waving his arms all over rying to get the roaches off him.

I finally got on the plane and was on my way home. As sson as i got home i went to bed. The next day when I woke up my step dad asked "Got a job yet?" Welcome home

I have strted using the Ks P3 numbers for October using the -/+ method. Using the numbers in the 088 rundown the third set of numbers 311 made the nxt day's hit 10/02/08 377 I am still using the 088 rundown to see if any of the other numbers will hit the 377 None of the other numbers were able to hit 377.

Now I will do the 377 rundown. The 408 didn't hit even tho I had 2 of the numbers using 711

Now for the 10/03/08 RD of 408 Using the front & back pair of 842 in the -/+ method 214 hit on 10/04/08 842 was the 5 down counting 408 as the first umber

I just looked at the program and just on the unique numbers there were 20 and they get higher when I click on the other 2 sets.

Using 214 as the next victim I will see if it will work for 915. Counting down 8 from 214 the pairs from 981 hit for the 915 on 10/05/08

Now for the 915 RD. Trying for the 674. Before using any of the numbers in the rundown I counted down 5 from the top of the 915 RD. The number I used was the 359 front and back pairs and I hit the 674 right off the bat. Going to see what happens when I use the 5th number down from the 674 RD

Another fast hit. Using the pairs of 785 the 2nd number down was hit for 518

980 didn't hit even when I used all the numbers. But i am coming to the end of the numbers. I will try and do this experiment with tonight;s drawing but I will use only the unique numbers since it has the least about of numbers sometimes.

980.839 and 576 are the last 3 I will use. Iwill have to use 576 to see if i can hit tonite's (Saturday) Back to playing

No hit for 839 using all the pairs in RD of 980 Now to see using the rundown of 839 to see if it will hit the 576 . 576 was a hit using the last front & back pairs of 728 from the 839 rundown.

I am only blogging this to make notes to myself

Ako basa sa LP unsa na  mga tawo hakua nila

angga alang LP. Ako hakuha kanako maggagamit ngalan sa mrkatawanan gikan sa usa higala sa trabaho tungod ako buut   kanunay dala binag-ong butang nganha trabaho gusto otot makina, sayaw manoks, batobalani uban halok tingog ug ang oulongs "gihigugma ko ikaw" usa yawi kadena uban ang tingog sa usa babae makapagula.

Usahay ako buut kabot tawag pagpangayo mao ang Ralph balay. Ako buut ingon o-o pero siya daghag buhat ug butang ang yawi kadena nganha ang telephono 

I was reading on LP how people got yheir nics for LP. I got my username of mrfunny from a friend at work because I was always bringing novelties to work like fart machines, dancing chickens,magnets with kissing sound a keychain with the sound of a woman having an orgasm.

Sometimes I would get calls that asked if Ralph was home. I would say yes but he's busy and put the keychain up to the phone

I am tired of our Government wanting to take God out. I am going to buy T-Shirts and have the Screen printer put the words In God We Trust I will also find someone to do a bumper sticker with the same words Plus these words: If This Shirt (bumpersticker) offends you...

Apparenly it is ok to offend Americans and Christians but if Americans offend another religion OMG As you know OMG can mean anything you want it to mean. Now the religion I was thinking of where thery worshup the cow would be OMC or whatever they can think of

That's it for now

I was reading about Tim Russert on LP. Lot of opinions there but my favorite post was by a person who seemed to have offended a few people. All I have  to say to that is WAY TO GO!

BTW When I leave this world I want a crank on my casket so some little rug rat will crank it and I pop up scaring the sh*t out of the people there while they play When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder

Using 15/15 (2 hits) 16/16 (5 hits) 17/17 (6 hits) I am using May's past drawings so a different month would proably bring either more hits or maybe less. Not sure if I will continue or not since I get bored so easily but I will try. I want to use all the doble pairs up to 99/99 and then start over with  different pairs

Using the month of May I am going to try to find out whch pairs hit the most. So far I have just used 12/12 (6 HITS) 13/13 (9Hits) Using 12/12 it took 13 days for the first hit. Using 13/13 it took only 4 days to hit I will be using 14/14 and 15/15 So until next time

This is a continuation of my last blog.

I went back and plugged in May 1,08 draw 209. 216 was the next draw and it was a hit and it would have only taken 4 numbers to play

On May 6,08 the draw was 517 Plugging the 517 the next draw was 443 and it hit after a 4 day run I would have to play 31 numbers and would have mised the hit since my number range is only 20.

On May 8th I plugged in the 728 and hit he next draw of 381 I took only 20 numbers  in 2 days to hit

PRS 09 83 PRS 08 83

05/01/08 209 NH NH

05/02/08 216 H (1) H (1)

05/03/08 163 NH NH

05/04/08 673 NH NH

05/05/08 214 NH NH

05/06/08 517 NH NH

05/07/08 443 H (2) H (2)

05/08/08 728 NH NH

05/09/08 381 H (3) NH

05/10/08 372 NH NH

05/11/08 626 NH NH

05/12/08 194 H (4) H (3)

05/13/08 378 NH NH

05/14/08 821 H (5) NH

05/15/08 509 NH NH

05/16/08 843 NH NH

05/17/08 706 H (6) H (4)

05/18/08 814 NH NH

05/19/08 687 NH NH

05/20/08 296 NH NH

05/21/08 907 H (7) NH

05/22/08 998 H(8) H (5)

05/23/08 930 NH NH

05/24/08 229 NH NH

05/25/08 142 H (9) H (6)

05/26/08 502 H (10 H (7)

 

 

Using the minus/plus progroram and plugging in the pairs 08 being in the top position and the 93 in the bottom

I was using May's past draws and using the same pairs I got my 10th hit of the month. all these hits were on wordpad

But I need to go back over the program-/+ to see how many numbers it will take to find the hit. My number range is 20.

Using saturday's (May 3rd) draw 163

Using the horizonal rundown of 163 I didn't hit the 673

So I am going to try again tonite using the 673 horizonally

673784895906017128239340451562

673,378,784,849,959,590,906,060,601,017,171

712,128,282,823,239,393,934,340,404,045,451

515,156,562