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Maybe Jeff Foxwothy Should Be Running For Political Office

He may be too intelligent to deal with those idiot democrats.

 

 

A Country Founded by Geniuses but Run by Idiots
by Jeff Foxworthy


If you can get arrested
for hunting or fishing without a
license, but not for entering
and remaining in the country illegally -

you might live in a nation
that was founded by geniuses but is
run by idiots.

If you have to get your
parents' permission to go on a
field trip or to take an aspirin
in school, but not to get an abortion -

you might live in a
nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


If you MUST show your
identification to board an
airplane, cash a check, buy liquor,
or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for
who runs the government -

you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

Entry #55

War On Proverty

Regardless of which side of the fence, you are on, the war on proverty is a failure.

 

 

 

 

http://www.forbes.com/sites/louiswoodhill/2014/03/19/the-war-on-poverty-wasnt-a-failure-it-was-a-catastrophe/

Entry #54

No Sane Person Will Buy Speedy's last Blog...

Speedy, you will never, never accept the truth. You use one example of a white man, wearing a black man's mask and come to the conclusion, that has occured in thousands and thousands of crimes commited by black males. How many times has that occured in the last 100 years? How many thousands and thousands of crimes were commited by actual blacks in the same 100 years? I can't believe Jani Norman's comment, she is under the same impression as Speedy. Both of you need to face the truth and accept the truth.

Entry #52

The Fence Test

   The Fence Test
   You can't get any more accurate than this!
   This is straight forward country thinking.. by Jeff Foxworthy
 
   Which side of the fence?
   If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a
great test!
   If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
   If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
   If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
   If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone
   If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
   If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
   If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
   If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of
him.
   If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
   A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
   If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
   A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
   If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
   If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest
of us pay for his. If a Republican reads this, he'll post it so his
friends can have a good laugh.
   A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
   Well, I posted it.

Entry #50

Cowboy Whisperer

Cowboy: 'That your dog?'
Indian: 'Yep.'
Cowboy: 'Mind if I speak to him?'
Indian: 'Dog no talk.'
Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'
Dog: 'Doin' all right.'
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (pointing at the Indian...)
Dog: 'Yep.'
Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'
Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play.'
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Indian: 'Horse no talk.'
Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool.'
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian...)
Horse: 'Yep.'
Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
often and keeps me in a lean-to to
protect me from the weather.'
Indian: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Indian: 'Sheep lie..'

Entry #49

What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?

Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:


" What do you want to be when you grow up?"
 
Little Johnny says: "I wanna hit the powerball and be a billionaire, go
to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore on the planet, give
her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a
 mansion in Paris , a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an
Infinite Visa Card, and bang her three times a day in the most exoticplaces on
earth".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this
 horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge
what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson
 
"And how about you, Marie?"

"I wanna be Johnny's whore.�

Entry #48

Canada's Version of David Letterman's "Top 10"

 10. Only in America .... Could politicians talk about the greed of the
rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

 9. Only in America .... Could people claim that the government still
discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President,
a black Attorney General and roughly 39% of the federal workforce is
black while only 14% of the population is black. 45+% of all federal
entitlements goes to black Americans 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X
the rate that go to Hispanics!

 8. Only in America .... Could they have had the two people most
responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury
Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means
Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher
taxes.

 7. Only in America .... Can they have terrorists kill people in the name
of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims
might be harmed by the backlash.

 6. Only in America .... Would they make people who want to legally
become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay
tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss
letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically'
become American citizens.

 5. Only in America .... Could the people who believe in balancing the
budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as
"extremists."

 4. Only in America .... Could you need to present a driver's license to
cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

 3. Only in America .... Could people demand the government investigate
whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas
went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. Oil company
(Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes
(Nike).

 2. Only in America .... Could the government collect more tax dollars
from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a
Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7
Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough
money.

 1. Only in America .... Could the rich people - who pay 86% of all
income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who
don't pay any income taxes at all.


 "If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in
five years there would be a shortage of sand."
 (Nobel prize-winning economist Milton Friedman [1912-2006])


 The United States is a joke for the whole world. Not just Canada. This
great country of ours, as we know it, is disappearing ... So wake up
America!

Entry #46

Remember This Come November!!

This is just one example why this country has become screwed up!!!!! When rdgrnr writes anything about Democrats, take it as gospel.

 

 

Our Social Security 
Franklin  Roosevelt, a  Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) 
Program. He promised:

1.) That  participation in the Program would be Completely  voluntary,

No longer  Voluntary 

2.) That the participants  would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of
 their annual Incomes into the Program, 

Now  7.65%  on the first $90,000


3.)  That the money the participants elected to put  into the Program would
be deductible  from their income for tax purposes each  year,

No longer tax deductible


4.)  That the money the participants put into the  independent 'Trust Fund'
rather than into  the general operating fund, and therefore,  would only be
used to fund the Social Security  Retirement Program, and no other
Government  program, and,

Under Johnson the money was  moved to  The General Fund and Spent 


5.) That theannuity  payments to the retirees would never be  taxed as
income.

Under Clinton & Gore  Up to 85% of your Social Security can be  Taxed

Since many of us  have paid into FICA for years and are now  receiving a
Social Security check every month -- 
and then finding  that we are getting taxed on 85% of the money we  paid to
the  Federal government to 'put
away' --  you may be interested in the following: 

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Q:  Which Political Party took Social  Security from the independent 'Trust
Fund' and  put it into the general fund so that Congress  could spend it?

A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the  democratically controlled House and
Senate. 

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-- 

Q: Which Political  Party eliminated the income tax deduction for  Social
Security (FICA) withholding? 

A: The  Democratic Party.

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-----

Q:  WhichPolitical Party started taxing Social  Security annuities?

A: The Democratic Party,  with Al Gore  casting the 'tie-breaking' deciding
vote as  President of the
Senate, while he was Vice  President of the US

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Q: Which Political  Party decided to start giving annuity payments to 
immigrants?

AND MY FAVORITE: 

A: That's right!

Jimmy Carter  and the Democratic Party.  Immigrants moved into this 
country, and at age 65,  began to receive Social Security payments! The 
Democratic Party gave these payments to them,  even though they never
paid a dime
into it! 

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--------- 

Then, after violating the original  contract (FICA),
the Democrats turn  around and tell you that the Republicans want to  take
your Social Security away!

And the worst part about  it is uninformed citizens believe  it! 
If enough people receive this,  maybe a seed of awareness will be planted
and  maybe changes will evolve.
But it's worth a try. How many  people can YOU send this to?

Actions  speak louder than bumper  stickers

Entry #45

Frozen Windows!!

*Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: *
 *"Windows frozen, won't open."*
 * Husband texts back: *
 *"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."*
 * Wife texts back 5 minutes later: *
 * "Computer really screwed up now."*

Entry #44

Take Notice, All Citizens Who Care

Please take note of the Senators below. If yours is listed, do the
right thing. Campaign against them and pass the word along to your
friends and relatives.


________________________________


This is that brief, glorious moment in history
when everyone stands around...reloading.

Now, Which 46 Senators Voted to Destroy Us? Well, let their names
become known !! See below

In a 53-46 vote, the Senate narrowly passed a measure that will stop
the United States from entering into the United Nations Arms Trade
Treaty. The Statement of Purpose from the Bill reads: "To uphold
Second Amendment rights and prevent the United States from entering
into the United Nations Arms Trade Treaty." The U.N. Small Arms
Treaty, which has been championed by the Obama Administration, would
have effectively placed a global ban on the import and export of small
firearms. The ban would have affected all private gun owners in the
U.S. and had language that would have implemented an international gun
registry, now get this, on all private guns and ammo.

Astonishingly, 46 out of our 100 United States Senators were willing
to give away our Constitutional rights to a foreign power.

Here are the 46 senators who voted to give your rights to the U.N.
Baldwin (D-WI)
Baucus (D-MT)
Bennett (D-CO)
Blumenthal (D-CT)
Boxer (D-CA)
Brown (D-OH)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Cardin (D-MD)
Carper (D-DE)
Casey (D-PA)
Coons (D-DE)
Cowan (D-MA)
Durbin (D-IL)j
Feinstein (D-CA)
Franken (D-MN)
Gillibrand (D-NY)
Harkin (D-IA)
Hirono (D-HI)
Johnson (D-SD)
Kaine (D-VA)
King (I-ME)
Klobuchar (D-MN)
Landrieu (D-LA)
Leahy (D-VT)
Levin (D-MI)
McCaskill (D-MO)
Menendez (D-NJ)
Merkley (D-OR)
Mikulski (D-MD)
Murphy (D-CT)
Murray (D-WA)
Nelson (D-FL)
Reed (D-RI)
Reid (D-NV)
Rockefeller (D-WV)
Sanders (I-VT)
Schatz (D-HI)
Schumer (D-NY)
Shaheen (D-NH)
Stabenow (D-MI)
Udall (D-CO)
Udall (D-NM)
Warner (D-VA)
Warren (D-MA)
Whitehouse (D-RI)
Wyden (D-OR)

Folks: This needs to go viral. These Senators voted to let the UN take
OUR guns. They need to lose their next election. We have been
betrayed.
46 Senators Voted to Give your 2nd Amendment Constitutional Rights to
the U.N.
Please send this to SOMEONE!

Entry #43

From Senate Judiciary Committee

These are 4 of the elected officials who makes decisions for the people of this country. How many more of these dumbasses, do we have in Washington and why do we keep sending them back??

 

 

Quote of the day by Dianne Feinstein..........

 Dianne Feinstein: "All vets are mentally ill in some way and
government should prevent them from owning firearms."
  Yep, - she really said it on Thursday in a meeting in front of
the Senate Judiciary Committee...
  and the quote below from the LA Times is priceless. Sometimes
even the L.A. Times gets it right.

 Kurt Nimmo: "Senator Feinstein insults all U.S. Veterans as she
flays about in a vain attempt to save her anti-firearms bill."

 Quote of the Day from the Los Angeles Times:

 "Frankly, I don't know what it is about California, but we seem
to have a strange urge to elect really obnoxious women to high
office.
  I'm not bragging, you understand, but no other state, including
Maine, even comes close.
  When it comes to sending left-wing dingbats to Washington, we're
Number One.
  There's no getting around the fact that the last time anyone saw
the likes of Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Maxine Waters, and
Nancy Pelosi,
  they were stirring a cauldron when the curtain went up on
'Macbeth'.

 The four of them are like jackasses who happen to possess the
gift of blab.
  You don't know if you should condemn them for their stupidity or
simply marvel at their ability to form words."

 Columnist Burt Prelutsky,
  Los Angeles Times

Entry #42

What Does This Prove About Obama Administration

During the 3 1/2 years of World War II that started with the
    Japanese bombing Pearl Harbor in December 1941 and ended with the
    Surrender of Germany and Japan in 1945, the U.S. produced 151
aircraft carriers, 8 battleships, 48 cruisers, 349 destroyers, 420
    destroyer escorts, 203 submarines, 34 million tons of merchant
    ships, 100,000 fighter aircraft, 98,000 bombers, 24,000 transport
aircraft, 58,000 training aircraft, 93,000 tanks, 257,000 artillery
    pieces, 105,000 mortars, 3,000,000 machine guns, and 2,500,000
    military trucks.

        We put 16.1 million men in uniform in the various armed
        services, invaded Africa, invaded Sicily and Italy, won the
        battle for the Atlantic, planned and executed D-Day, marched
        across the Pacific and Europe, developed the atomic bomb and
        ultimately conquered Japan and Germany.
        It's worth noting, that during the almost exact same amount of
        time, the Obama administration couldn't build a functioning web
        site.

Entry #41
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