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Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: Dear wife, you must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 19-year-old teaching assistant. I ll be home before midnight. - Your Husband...
Aug 15, 2008, 5:03 pm - ochoop17

I don't understand: Gigantic Pump sucking water: Biggest Machines
I swear this is something i don't understand about Mankind and Americans...Have you seen the biggest machines they show you on the History Channel? And i am thinking Mankind can big such huge machines, and yet they haven't invented a COLOSSAL PUMP...I am talking a pump that will suck water out of a river in big quantities, i am talking suck water in big CHUNK...This way you will prevent natural disasters....And build like a gigantic stadium but a swimming pool to hold water so that the water...
Jun 19, 2008, 7:22 pm - pumpi76

More Corruption Exposed
Did anyone watch Bill Moyers Journal on Friday evening on PBS? I always knew the Bush administration was secretive and corrupt, and I am aware of Blackwater's mercenary army, but I still found the facts uncovered during the congressional hearings, discussed by Representive Waxman to be very disturbing. I'll...
Feb 2, 2008, 5:38 am - justxploring

What does better mean to you?
Are you a show off? Is that why you want to win the lottery? In my last blog entry I posted a headline from the newspaper. A local business owner just purchased a home for $40 million overlooking the Gulf of Mexico. In the same paper this week were articles about the struggling economy, the closing of several local shops, the record number of foreclosures, the amount of people who can't afford their property taxes and/or insurance...
Jun 21, 2007, 4:24 pm - justxploring

Die Hard Multi-Lottery Pool - Game XI
Die Hard Multi-Lottery Pool - Game XI...
Dec 2, 2006, 10:44 am - Michael E. Port

Our Taxes Paying for Their "Morality"
I predicted it here first. They have finally made the flying leap into our bedrooms. It is no damned business of our government if two unmarried twenty-five year olds want to have sex. This is gross intrusion into our personal lives and has no business in our government policy-making. For the taxpayer to have to pay for their moral agenda is even more insulting. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
Oct 31, 2006, 5:45 pm - Rick G

How one reporter gave Clinton heartburn over Chinagate
Rather long but well detailed article which shows Clinton goes ballistic when confronted with facts about something he's made every effort to conceal. Clinton echoes the same mantra as terrorists, blaming everyone, everything other than himself for being caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Archived timeline of China-gate here...
Sep 25, 2006, 11:30 am - konane

Mega Million Lottery Pool - Game 26 - Update
MEGA MILLION LOTTERY POOL - GAME 26 Today's Quote Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't. -Richard Bach Friday, July 28, 2006 11:49 pm - Mega Millions: The Friday, July 28, 2006 Mega Millions drawing has taken place, and the results are 2-13-23-32-35, and the Mega Ball is 4. I told you in the last newsletter, "I noticed tonight that two of our lines have won several times the last 1...
Jul 29, 2006, 7:26 am - Michael E. Port

Bill Engvall Song Lyrics Here's Your Sign
Artist/Band: Engvall Bill Lyrics for Song: Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture) Lyrics for Album: Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture) I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid. That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, E...
Jul 25, 2006, 9:14 pm - Tinker

30 lines to make you LOL
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it....
Jun 6, 2006, 10:57 am - jordi marey