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Marriage quotes Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what...
May 26, 2007, 8:58 am - ochoop17

The History of Lottery Post's Home Page
In contemplating future changes, it's always a good idea to look back and see the evolution of how we got here, and most importantly, why change is so important . I tend to think of Lottery Post's old format (just a tree-style single forum) and the new format (modern multiple forums), but there have been many other changes to the home page along the way. So I put together this mini slide show to give a taste of the changes over the year...
May 1, 2007, 8:29 pm - Todd

Imus has history of offending, surviving
(CNN) -- Don Imus has gotten himself into trouble numerous times during nearly four decades on the radio. He has taken verbal shots at everybody from presidents to media colleagues, but in calling the women of the RutgeImus has history of offending, survivingrs University basketball team nappy-headed hos, most observers believe he crossed a line. Those women did not deserve those hateful and hurtful comments, Democratic presidential candidate and New York S...
Apr 13, 2007, 5:27 am - LOTTOMIKE

Collection of Bad Humor
Blonde Joke A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch, he said. How much will you charge me? The blonde quickly responded, How about $50? The man agreed and told he...
Apr 12, 2007, 11:04 am - SirMetro

Just a Lil Ole Taser
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their Valentine s Day submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol Pawn Shop I was looking for a little Something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt Pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be Short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea Is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun --adequate t...
Feb 20, 2007, 9:35 pm - SirMetro

are we preparing to go to war with iran?
At a time when the war in Iraq is as unpopular as ever and Congress is searching for ways to turn back President Bush's 21,500-troop surge, tensions with neighboring Iran have escalated. Bush recently told NPR that if Iran escalates its military action in Iraq to the detriment of our troops and/or innocent Iraqi people, we will respond firmly. Though the president has made pains to say that the heated rhetoric is not a means of laying the groundwor...
Feb 14, 2007, 8:18 pm - LOTTOMIKE

lotto purchases today
on last night jackpot for powerball i got 2 numbers. two numbers get you nothing. just the continuation of the dream of winning the jackpot before you die. hmmmmm. one of my powerball tickets for PA came up a dud. just at the same time as some lucky person in missouri won the big one. oh i wish it was me. my cousin says the lotto is my thing. maybe i talk to him about it too much. i don't know. maybe i am just looking for someone who will listen to my fixation about the lottery. maybe...
Jan 25, 2007, 9:37 am - starchild_45

Water Bottle - you should get a kick out of this...
Okay, I haven't brought this to the attention of LP yet, but I thought you all might get a laugh out of this, and I welcome your comments as well, as many of my colleagues are perplexed to say the least. Our company has it's annual holiday lunch in the beginning-to-middle of December. At this lunch, the president gets up and does his usual rant on how we made so much more money this year than we ever had, thanks to your hard work, blah blah blah. You know the same old B.S. Now, we haven...
Dec 27, 2006, 9:13 am - cps10

Chocolate Humor
Chocolate Humor (found at http://www.chocolatefountainsales.com/ ) *If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. *The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! *Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. *Chocolate has many preservatives. Pre...
Dec 21, 2006, 8:23 am - SirMetro

"Ahmadinejad May Be Heading for His First Major Political Defeat
I've read in a metaphysical article that both China and Iran are supposed to undergo soft revolutions. I pray this is the beginning of that for Iran. There have also been photos on the web which show a younger hostage taker back in 70's which looks like a much earlier version of Ahmadinejad. He of course denies it and we know lunatics never lie. If nothing else has been accomplished the US involvement in Iraq&nbs...
Dec 9, 2006, 1:44 pm - konane