Welcome Guest
Log In | Register )
You last visited December 8, 2016, 9:11 am
All times shown are
Eastern Time (GMT-5:00)

Joke- What's the difference between

Topic closed. 57 replies. Last post 11 years ago by sirbrad.

Page 1 of 4
PrintE-mailLink
Coin Toss's avatar - shape barbed.jpg
Zeta Reticuli Star System
United States
Member #30470
January 17, 2006
10351 Posts
Offline
Posted: March 10, 2006, 6:58 pm - IP Logged

Q. What's the difference between praying in church and praying when you watch the numbers being drawn?

A. When you watch the numbers being drawn you really mean it! 

    Lottery Queen's avatar - Animation2
    Watch Blinking #
    United States
    Member #34411
    March 3, 2006
    11724 Posts
    Offline
    Posted: March 10, 2006, 8:20 pm - IP Logged

    Well I would have to say when I pray in church I really mean it as well. I also pray for other's and really mean it. I pray for sick and shut-in people as well.

                                                           

    It's Not How Many Numbers You Post, But If You Can  Post The Right One's To Fall!


      United States
      Member #34732
      March 6, 2006
      68 Posts
      Offline
      Posted: March 10, 2006, 10:07 pm - IP Logged

      Better pray for me then.  hehe jk

        Lottery Queen's avatar - Animation2
        Watch Blinking #
        United States
        Member #34411
        March 3, 2006
        11724 Posts
        Offline
        Posted: March 10, 2006, 10:13 pm - IP Logged

        What Prayer do you need Lucky Draw? Prayer is powerful

        Can You see these Images? 

        It's Not How Many Numbers You Post, But If You Can  Post The Right One's To Fall!


          United States
          Member #34732
          March 6, 2006
          68 Posts
          Offline
          Posted: March 10, 2006, 10:51 pm - IP Logged

          yEa I can see the images.  I need a prayer that I hit at least 3 numbers on fantasy 5 so i can break even lol

            Lottery Queen's avatar - Animation2
            Watch Blinking #
            United States
            Member #34411
            March 3, 2006
            11724 Posts
            Offline
            Posted: March 10, 2006, 10:55 pm - IP Logged

            k remember as prayers go up, blessings come down. you are in my prayers as Luck-Draw.

            It's Not How Many Numbers You Post, But If You Can  Post The Right One's To Fall!

              sirbrad's avatar - Lottery-062.jpg
              PA
              United States
              Member #22983
              October 6, 2005
              2226 Posts
              Offline
              Posted: March 11, 2006, 7:10 am - IP Logged

              The difference is that God actually acknowledges a Church prayer....sometimes.

                Avatar
                Sparta, NJ
                United States
                Member #18331
                July 9, 2005
                1977 Posts
                Offline
                Posted: March 11, 2006, 7:58 am - IP Logged

                What Prayer do you need Lucky Draw? Prayer is powerful

                Can You see these Images? 

                Yeah, right!  All bull-crap!  You're almighty didn't give an infected rats rear-end in the biblical days about humans, and still doesn't.  If prayer worked, the earth would be double-layered with people, and every one would have already won the lottery. Peace would prevail - not from prayer, only from anilation.  Billions of years, Katrillions of years, and prayer hasn't solved a damn thing.  The days of mythical beasts is over, your mumbo-jumbo is proven to mean nothing.  Once education came into play, and people could rationalize truth from fiction, your God went into seclusion - maybe hiding out in a cave in Akganistan.  When was the last burning bush? When was the last visit by an arc-angel, or peon-angel for that matter, with magic love potion seed from heaven?  Not since women have been allowed in schools for something other then mopping the floors.  Keep praying, it keeps the flies occupied.  Gives you something do, standing over dead soldiers who your God decided weren't worthy of life.  Flatulation serves a greater and higher purpose - with actual proven positive results.

                Cheers

                |||::> *'`*:-.,_,.-:*''*:--->>> Chewie  <<<---.*''*:-.,_,.-:*''* <:::|||

                I only trust myself - and that's a questionable choice

                  Coin Toss's avatar - shape barbed.jpg
                  Zeta Reticuli Star System
                  United States
                  Member #30470
                  January 17, 2006
                  10351 Posts
                  Offline
                  Posted: March 11, 2006, 10:17 am - IP Logged

                   Gee, tough crowd here I'm tellin ya, tough crowd.

                   Chewie, it was a joke. 

                    fja's avatar - gnome1

                    United States
                    Member #91
                    January 19, 2002
                    11932 Posts
                    Offline
                    Posted: March 11, 2006, 10:28 am - IP Logged

                    Q: why is there only 239 beans in Irish Bean Soup






                    A: cause if you add one more it would be (Iresh accent) "two farty"

                      Avatar

                      United States
                      Member #637
                      August 28, 2002
                      80 Posts
                      Offline
                      Posted: March 11, 2006, 10:30 am - IP Logged

                      Ye  Gads..........

                      Is this the INTERNET?

                      ................ INTERNIT?

                      ................ INTERNUT?

                        luckieStarr's avatar - darven
                        philadelphia,PA
                        United States
                        Member #27080
                        November 26, 2005
                        507 Posts
                        Offline
                        Posted: March 11, 2006, 10:31 am - IP Logged

                         Gee, tough crowd here I'm tellin ya, tough crowd.

                         Chewie, it was a joke. 

                        yes, it is a tough crowd...and why I want to jump in  this???  But, why is a bible-toting believer doing here?  Is that a "lottery Bible"?  What's the pick 4 for PA...LOL...OOPS!

                        Leaving  Keep It In until It Wins!

                          Coin Toss's avatar - shape barbed.jpg
                          Zeta Reticuli Star System
                          United States
                          Member #30470
                          January 17, 2006
                          10351 Posts
                          Offline
                          Posted: March 11, 2006, 10:37 am - IP Logged

                          Maybe we all need to really study the book of Numbers!

                          Smile 

                          Bible-toters can't play lottery?  Nothing wrong with Bible-toters, helps if they have a sense of humor though.

                           

                            luckieStarr's avatar - darven
                            philadelphia,PA
                            United States
                            Member #27080
                            November 26, 2005
                            507 Posts
                            Offline
                            Posted: March 11, 2006, 10:50 am - IP Logged

                            Maybe we all need to really study the book of Numbers!

                            Smile 

                            Bible-toters can't play lottery?  Nothing wrong with Bible-toters, helps if they have a sense of humor though.

                             

                            Exactly...need that sense of humor...I'm a bible-toter...myself (on occassion)!  BIBLE=102

                            Leaving  Keep It In until It Wins!

                              Avatar
                              Sparta, NJ
                              United States
                              Member #18331
                              July 9, 2005
                              1977 Posts
                              Offline
                              Posted: March 11, 2006, 12:10 pm - IP Logged

                               Gee, tough crowd here I'm tellin ya, tough crowd.

                               Chewie, it was a joke. 

                              AND you're joke was funny. I read it right after you posted it.  I chuckled,  and went on my way.  Taking it for what it was.  A joke.  Then, all of a sudden, the bible thiumpers started to make it serious.  Pushing their holy than thou garbage. They get to push their bull dung, and every one is supposed to bow there heads?  For fear of having it chopped off?  Nope!  Those Christian power days are gone!  No longer is some one burned at the cross for showing that God is a mythical beast, capable of destruction and death!

                              Cheers

                              |||::> *'`*:-.,_,.-:*''*:--->>> Chewie  <<<---.*''*:-.,_,.-:*''* <:::|||

                              I only trust myself - and that's a questionable choice