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Lottery headlines I'd like to see

Topic closed. 34 replies. Last post 11 years ago by JimmySand9.

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United States
Member #7853
October 15, 2004
11338 Posts
Posted: July 12, 2006, 8:28 pm - IP Logged

Lottery Masses Get Their Wish. Computerized Drawings Banned In All States!

i can definitely see this happening!

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    A long and winding road
    United States
    Member #17084
    June 10, 2005
    4580 Posts
    Posted: July 12, 2006, 8:30 pm - IP Logged

    Headlines one might never read:

    Braille Lottery tickets on sale! Local Knitting group wins big on first braille ticket! Quilting Bee Group Collects second prize! Reporter  alledges they may have forged the tickets though! The community is shocked!

    ~~Is it true, Is it kind,Is it necessary. ~~~


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      Member #33372
      February 20, 2006
      1044 Posts
      Posted: July 12, 2006, 8:41 pm - IP Logged

      Headline you might see someday:


      Nashville, Tenn:

      The Cash 5 jackpot of $750,000 was claimed today by a man born in this country, worked for forty years, paid his 50% a year in taxes, and then retired.  Upon learning that he was a member of LottoryPost.com, his claim was denied.  A spokesperson for the Tenneessee Education Lottory said, "We denied his claim because he had an unfair advantage.  Belonging to the LotteryPost.com community gave him insight an illegal alien would not have."  The winner was never identified but it is suspected that the man police arrested the same day for disorderly conduct outside of Lottery headquarters was the ticket holder.


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        New York, NY
        United States
        Member #39471
        May 16, 2006
        2698 Posts
        Posted: July 12, 2006, 9:05 pm - IP Logged

        The Daily News

        All views are fit to print-Publisher/Proprietor: Mendacious Mucs


            (Wash, DC--Jul 13, 2009) In an ever widening federal probe, lottery officials in 15 states are facing federal corruption charges stemming from the manipulation of state computers to favor outcomes in which they had a vested interest. 

            The scheme was discovered when a hitherto little known hacker, using tools readily available on the internet, bypassed the network security systems in two southern states and discovered that the random scripts which were supposed to operate the computers were not so random, after all.

            Zokob, as he likes to be a called is a member of the group, the Mullah-Mafias, an online group of hackers, phreakers and crackers based in New Jersey. Zokob refused to give this reporter his real name or age, but confirmed that he was under 21.

          Dermott  Dot , a longtime advocate for manual lotteries and the owner of a popular website devoted to lottery games, told this paper that he has long suspected the malfesance of the state officials, and had written a number of letters and complaints to state ombudsmen and to congressional investigators with no luck. he said this only confoirms his longtime fears.

            Several players (as they like to call themselves) and members of the premier lottery portal in the world, Lottery Post  were interviewed for this story and could not supress their jubilation at the news, in the hope that this will increase pressure on the states to revert to manual lottery drawings.

            In related news President Clinton said the public's confidence in the gaming industry must be restored and is pushing Congress to pass national legislation to protect the public. Ms. Clinton said that the public should not lose faith in the games, and that the Federal Government would do all in its power to ensure that the integrity of state lotteries in the US was maintained.

        Correspondent  T. Ruth Teller , with additional reporting by N. Olies and Sohel P. Megod



        Lottery Officials Probed
        Hero hacker exposes nationwide lottery corruption



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          July 11, 2003
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          Posted: July 12, 2006, 9:24 pm - IP Logged

          New Mexico Roadrunner Jackpot Soars - Lottery Officials Baffled

           $168 Million and climbing

           In other news, FDA officials take measures to add ink to the controlled substances list.  Certain inks have been found to produce severe hallucinagenic reactions. 

          Outside a convenience store in Bernalillo, NM, a customer was seen to be licking a lottery ticket.  "This is real good sh*t", he muttered.

          Meanwhile, NM Lottery Commission has announced the debut of a new line of scratchers.  "This is the most innovative scratcher yet to appear in the US," asserted one official.  "Until now no state has offered a razor-blade and soda straw to assist customers in exposing the psychadelic drawings on the scratcher."

          Sounds like something out of Monty Python. I like it.

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