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'Lucky Lotto Limericks'

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Litebets27's avatar - power
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Posted: December 30, 2006, 6:55 pm - IP Logged

On LP while most others slumber

we work night and day seeking right numbers

we'll try this and that

but so far 'tis all flat

but the jackpot will go to a 'stumbler'

Wink

(an error made in working a system, that will payoff) 

I Agree!

 

litebets

Feeling,  PRICELESS!!!Banana

Come on Jackpot!!!

    kayee's avatar - animal butterfly.jpg
    missouri
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    Posted: December 30, 2006, 11:02 pm - IP Logged

    There is a man from Mississippi  Cool

    who has a system that's quite nifty  Smash

    he spreads it around  Group Hug

    and lots of straights we did found  Dance

    and I just think he's quite the superdupercodemandude!!!! lol 

    Now my poem didn't rhyme at the end but I hope you'll still be my friend and together in 2007 we'll win!! win!! win!!

      lotterybraker's avatar - pyramid
      mississippi
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      Posted: December 30, 2006, 11:21 pm - IP Logged

      awwww thank you Kayee..I have a feeling 2007 is going to be a GREAT YEAR!!!!!..Happy New Year to all the wonderful friends I have had the pleasure of meeting since March..

      "Attention all Mathematicians: Check your degree at the door because when it comes to whole numbers you are the Amateur"

        justxploring's avatar - villiarna
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        Posted: December 31, 2006, 12:24 am - IP Logged

        There is a man from Mississippi  Cool

        who has a system that's quite nifty  Smash

        he spreads it around  Group Hug

        and lots of straights we did found  Dance

        and I just think he's quite the superdupercodemandude!!!! lol 

        Now my poem didn't rhyme at the end but I hope you'll still be my friend and together in 2007 we'll win!! win!! win!!

        Rhyming here is not required.

        In fact, my rhyming will now be retired

        I'd rather get a hug

        Than to sound like I'm smug

        To all..."Happy New Year" is what is desired !!

         

        Peace to all.  Lovies

          Amazing Grace's avatar - lion
          rainbow lake
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          Posted: December 31, 2006, 12:04 pm - IP Logged

          1 to 9, pick a number I plea,

          Multiply 15,873.

             And again times 7,

              The product to leaven,

          Your pick, repeating 6 times you'll see. Smash

            Amazing Grace's avatar - lion
            rainbow lake
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            Posted: December 31, 2006, 12:07 pm - IP Logged

            A number picking I go

            Looking for a ,win place or show

            On my face a big Grin

            Because it was a big win

            and off to the bank I goCheers

              kayee's avatar - animal butterfly.jpg
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              Posted: December 31, 2006, 1:20 pm - IP Logged

              1 to 9, pick a number I plea,

              Multiply 15,873.

                 And again times 7,

                  The product to leaven,

              Your pick, repeating 6 times you'll see. Smash

              kool trick!

                justxploring's avatar - villiarna
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                Posted: December 31, 2006, 7:48 pm - IP Logged

                1 to 9, pick a number I plea,

                Multiply 15,873.

                   And again times 7,

                    The product to leaven,

                Your pick, repeating 6 times you'll see. Smash

                Yikes.  I just looked at my calculator and it reads 666666

                 

                Scared

                 

                I pick the number 666

                I hope it will be in the mix

                But if I win

                Is it a sin?

                And I'll be sailing down the river Styx.

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                  Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                  Posted: December 31, 2006, 7:58 pm - IP Logged

                  She was so focused on winnin'

                  she lost sight of the Road to Perdition

                  she made a slight score

                  but now plays no more

                  'cause hitting trip sixes was sinnin'

                   

                  (Don't get ticked folks

                  I'm just kiddin') 

                  Green laugh

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                    Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                    Posted: December 31, 2006, 8:11 pm - IP Logged

                    Oy! How Miriam loved to kvetch

                    'cause her numbers have never hit yet

                    she insists they're good luck

                    'tho they don't bring a buck 

                     "Only a shiksa would change her bet"
                    Scared

                    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                    Lep

                    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

                      justxploring's avatar - villiarna
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                      Posted: December 31, 2006, 8:37 pm - IP Logged

                      Oy! How Miriam loved to kvetch

                      'cause her numbers have never hit yet

                      she insists they're good luck

                      'tho they don't bring a buck 

                       "Only a shiksa would change her bet"
                      Scared

                      Are you well?  LOL  I think you need a warm bowl of chicken soup with some knadlach.

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                        Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                        Posted: January 1, 2007, 6:51 pm - IP Logged


                        Well the New Year came in with a bang

                        'tho none of our numbers 'sang'

                        the Guv. said "thanks a bunch

                        for always buying me lunch

                        Send my best to the LP gang"

                         ______________________________

                        He just knew that his picks were a lock

                        even though they put him in hock

                        He once drove a Caddy

                        Now walks Cincinnati

                        having never gotten over his shock

                        ______________________________

                        Lots of people post on the net

                        Telling you they've got a sure bet

                        but they don't play them

                        just try and sell 'em

                        'cause none of them has ever hit yet

                        _________________________________

                        There's systems & systems galore

                        All promising the ultimate score

                        playerShocked  promise jackpots

                        turn out to be crackpots

                        in some nut house in Baltimore!

                        Goof

                        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                        Lep

                        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.