|Posted: May 30, 2010, 8:51 pm - IP Logged|
I would never leave my spouse for no amount of money. In fact the day i met him I felt like i had won a lottery. There are other ways of being rich. but i wish i had a cool name for him, like Rdgrnr has for his spouse.
If you want one that he likes use something with big in it: Big Man, Big Bopper, you know, something like that. Make sure you use it in public and in mixed company and all occasions and especially in front of your girlfriends when he's present. It's also nice to refer to him as "The King of My World". That's always a nice touch.
"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"