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Astekblue's avatar - Tarlor
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Posted: February 28, 2012, 3:17 pm - IP Logged

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not
wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Sleep       LOL

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    Astekblue's avatar - Tarlor
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    Posted: February 28, 2012, 3:23 pm - IP Logged

    Conn.   Mid         071      STR.8

     

     

    Fine   Job   On   The   Thread       Ace       Patriot

     

    Lot     Of    Straights     Thumbs Up

     

    Good    To    See    You      Back

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      Posted: February 28, 2012, 3:45 pm - IP Logged

      Hippy.... your words are appreciated Astekblue, gd luck 2u!!

      AceKicka'$ USA*CAN HitList 2/24-2/29

      $$$          Cool             Thumbs Up            Cool         $$$

      123 - 647 - 071 - 296 - 789 - 782 - 804

      847 - 596 - 506 - 981 - 237 - 297 - 519

      971 - 673 - 567 - 219 - 477 - 622 - 455

      077 - 044 - 110 - 010 - 353 - 565 - 155

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        Posted: February 28, 2012, 3:59 pm - IP Logged

        A farm girl from Saskatchewan walks into a bar in Calgary and orders three mugs of Bud.

        She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more.

        The bartender approaches and tells the farm girl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

        The farm girl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in Cranbrook . When we all left our home in Saskatchewan, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."

        The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The farm girl becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

        One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

        The farm girl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains, "It's just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my sisters though."

           Cheers       LOL

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          Posted: February 28, 2012, 4:45 pm - IP Logged

          2/27  Wash State, evening  056 - boxed

                        Previous hit ~ 591 ~ same row

           

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            Posted: February 28, 2012, 4:57 pm - IP Logged

             GEORGE BUSH : When you rearrange the letters:  HE BUGS GORE

            THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange letters: HERE COME DOTS

               

                  Type

            "Game On.......'CAUSE ACE HAS YOUR NUMBER!!"

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              Posted: February 28, 2012, 5:04 pm - IP Logged

              A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

              "What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

              "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

              "Yes I do." she replied.

              "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

              "Yes I remember."

              "Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said. "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?"

              "Yes I do", she replied.

              He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know I would have gotten out today."

               

              No Pity!

              "Game On.......'CAUSE ACE HAS YOUR NUMBER!!"

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                Posted: February 28, 2012, 5:25 pm - IP Logged

                2/28  New Jersey,  midday 198 -  boxed

                              Back 2 back midday hits ~ 747

                 

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                                                                                          -- (AceKicka '07)

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                  Posted: February 28, 2012, 5:35 pm - IP Logged

                  A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wally-Mart.

                  The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

                  "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

                  "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.

                  "Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

                  A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

                  "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

                  "It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love," replies the wife.

                  Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser ... at half the price!"

                   

                  Love

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                                                                                            -- (AceKicka '07)

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                    Posted: February 28, 2012, 9:31 pm - IP Logged

                    2/28  Penn State,  midday  791 -  boxed

                        Bk2bk2bk mid hits ~ [647 - 107 ~ s.by.s]

                     

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                                                                                              -- (AceKicka '07)

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                      2/28  Tennessee,  midday  231 -  boxed

                                   Previous hit ~ 879 ~ same row

                       

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                      "Game On.......'CAUSE ACE HAS YOUR NUMBER!!"

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                        A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head. The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "Pardon me. May I help you with something." The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."

                        Cool        Cool  ....that's wrong... that's just wrong, man!

                        "Game On.......'CAUSE ACE HAS YOUR NUMBER!!"

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                          All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.

                          One knight told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade." The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the town the group halted. A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend. He yells, "Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!"

                          Thud

                          "Game On.......'CAUSE ACE HAS YOUR NUMBER!!"

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                            An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery.

                            The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply: "For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the money!"

                            At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money.

                            Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here."

                            Idea     

                            "Game On.......'CAUSE ACE HAS YOUR NUMBER!!"

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                              Posted: February 29, 2012, 7:51 am - IP Logged

                              2/28  Idaho  St.,  midday *404 -  boxed

                              3 hits/3 days~ 100 ~s.row, *956 ~*s.column

                               

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                              "Game On.......'CAUSE ACE HAS YOUR NUMBER!!"

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