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AceKicka'$ USA*CAN HitList 2/24-2/29

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Posted: March 4, 2012, 2:15 pm - IP Logged

Fred and Barney went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and Fred bet Barney $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so Fred gave Barney $50. Then Barney said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."

But Fred insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."

So Barney confessed "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

Fred replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

Agree with stupid    LOL

"Game On.......'CAUSE ACE HAS YOUR NUMBER!!"

                                                                          -- (AceKicka '07)

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    Posted: March 5, 2012, 7:09 am - IP Logged

    AceKicka'$ USA*CAN HitList 2/24-2/29

    $$$          Cool             Thumbs Up            Cool         $$$

    123 - 647 - 071 - 296 - 789 - 782 - 804

    847 - 596 - 506 - 981 - 237 - 297 - 519

    971 - 673 - 567 - 219 - 477 - 622 - 455

    077 - 044 - 110 - 010 - 353 - 565 - 155

    $$$          Cool             Thumbs Up            Cool         $$$

     Party  Lep     AceKicka's avatar - Lottery 057     Lep     Party

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              hit your PRINT button 2 see ALL hits on 1 continuous page!"

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    "Game On.......'CAUSE ACE HAS YOUR NUMBER!!"

                                                                              -- (AceKicka '07)

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      Posted: March 5, 2012, 3:25 pm - IP Logged

      2/29  Triple - States,  eve  764 -  boxed

                 Previous hit ~ 213 ~ side by side

       

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      "Game On.......'CAUSE ACE HAS YOUR NUMBER!!"

                                                                                -- (AceKicka '07)

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        Posted: March 6, 2012, 10:46 am - IP Logged

        One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

        Jack-in-the-Box    Cheers

        Lep ..... good one Ace! keep up the excellent work,,

        ~~ All*Star

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           5 stars  Whichever YOU happen to be.....SHINE ON!!