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You Know Your Poor When ?

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Posted: April 3, 2012, 10:47 pm - IP Logged

you know your poor when you use toilet paper as napkins.

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    Posted: April 3, 2012, 10:56 pm - IP Logged

    you know your poor when you use toilet paper as napkins.

    better yet, when you use your shirt sleeve.. lol

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      Posted: April 3, 2012, 11:01 pm - IP Logged

      You know you're poor when: You have to make the choice of whether to buy a half a gallon of gas or 2 carefully chosen lottery tickets.

      --> ME <-- today.

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        Posted: April 3, 2012, 11:10 pm - IP Logged

        you know your poor when you use a curtain rod for a television antenna..

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          Posted: April 3, 2012, 11:11 pm - IP Logged

          you know your poor when you cant afford the top ramen noodle,so you opt for the cheaper

          variety...

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            Posted: April 3, 2012, 11:16 pm - IP Logged

            you know your poor when you use toilet paper as napkins.

            You know you're poor when you can't afford an apostrophe and an e to make a contraction.


                                                         
                                 
                                                     

             

             

             

             

                                                                                                               

            "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                        --Edmund Burke

             

             

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              Posted: April 3, 2012, 11:16 pm - IP Logged

              you know your poor when you cant afford the top ramen noodle,so you opt for the cheaper

              variety...

              Ha, that's pathetic but I've been there.  In fact, right now.  Yesterday my son had to inform me that we were down to 1 package of Top Ramen.... so I told him, HANG ON, it's 4 days til payday! 

              And I have no lottery money!  blehhh.

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                Posted: April 3, 2012, 11:23 pm - IP Logged

                you know your poor when you use toilet paper as napkins.

                Guess it's better than using napkins instead of toilet paper,lol

                cashbuckets of cash

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                  Posted: April 3, 2012, 11:52 pm - IP Logged

                  You know your poor when you cant afford to pay attention.

                  Big John says. You don't hit the number. The number hits you!!!!

                                 I'm not Big John, I'm Four4me, Big John's a friend.
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                    Posted: April 4, 2012, 12:11 am - IP Logged
                    how to tell people you don't have any money... when they ask, say to them, --- mafunzalow

                    Big John says. You don't hit the number. The number hits you!!!!

                                   I'm not Big John, I'm Four4me, Big John's a friend.
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                      Posted: April 4, 2012, 12:27 am - IP Logged

                      ...when you pay for your lottery tickets in coins

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                        Posted: April 4, 2012, 1:09 am - IP Logged

                        you know your poor when you use a curtain rod for a television antenna..

                        Green laugh

                         

                         

                        Been    There............Done   That

                         

                        Empty   Bicycle    Wheel    Works   Good   Also 

                         

                        On   a   clear   day..........you  can  get   HBO    Smile

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                          Green laugh

                           

                           

                          Been    There............Done   That

                           

                          Empty   Bicycle    Wheel    Works   Good   Also 

                           

                          On   a   clear   day..........you  can  get   HBO    Smile

                          bicycle wheel is the poor mans satalite dish.  now thats funny a bicycle wheel...lol

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                            Posted: April 4, 2012, 1:27 am - IP Logged

                            You   Know   Your   Poor   When   :

                             

                             

                            You  dont  have  a  stitch  of      clothes   until   your    6th.   Birthday

                             

                            Then  on  your   6th.    Birthday........your   Dad   buys   you   a    cap         Lep

                             

                             

                            So  you  can   sit   at   the   window   and   look   out     

                             

                             

                             

                             

                            You   Know   Your   Poor   When    :

                             

                             

                            Motel      6      Wont     Leave       The      Light      On    For    You    Anymore       No Nod

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                              Posted: April 4, 2012, 1:36 am - IP Logged

                              bicycle wheel is the poor mans satalite dish.  now thats funny a bicycle wheel...lol

                              LOL    LOL

                               

                               

                              Yep................all  those   spokes  in  the   wheel   can  get  a  lot  of  cable  channels    Smile

                               

                              Once  in  a  great  while........I have even got a few  pay  per  view  channels  (   free  ) 

                               

                              And  when  they  came  looking    around   later ........they  took  a  look  at  the  house and  drove on  down  the  road

                               

                              They   seen   the   bicycle   wheel   and  just  thought  somebody  had  had  a  bad    wreck  or  something    Wink