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You Know Your Poor When ?

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Posted: April 4, 2012, 3:18 am - IP Logged

even your tumors look malnourished

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    Posted: April 4, 2012, 5:00 am - IP Logged

    you know your poor when you use toilet paper as napkins.

    We've done that just because we ran out of napkins and didn't want to get out just for them.

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      Posted: April 4, 2012, 5:42 am - IP Logged

      you know your poor when you use toilet paper as napkins.

       

      ...you know you're poor when on christmas you don't have any tinsel...you just wait for grandpa to sneeze.

       

      you know your poor when the rainbow in your neighborhood is in black and white.

      "No matter how bad things may get, I'd like to thank my middle finger

      for always sticking up for me.."

       


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        Posted: April 4, 2012, 5:58 am - IP Logged

        You know somebody is poor when you stop at a 7-11 and theres a guy with a plastic bag and the top of the smoke post off (where you throw your cigarette butts) picking out a select few of used cigarette butts.When I saw him fire one up ,I nearly puked ,...........nasty

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          Posted: April 4, 2012, 7:37 am - IP Logged

          The cardboard box that you now live in, is being "repossessed" by another bum on the skid-row you live on.  Twitch

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            Posted: April 4, 2012, 7:40 am - IP Logged

            You know your poor when you can't afford all four letters.  You just plain po.

            Life's Too Short To Be Unhappy Cool

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              Posted: April 4, 2012, 7:43 am - IP Logged

              You know you are poor when you can't even afford a guilt trip....


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                Posted: April 4, 2012, 7:43 am - IP Logged

                Your signs that say "I will work for Food", are not working as you planned, people are throwing you packs of Romaine noodles.   Bang Head


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                  Posted: April 4, 2012, 7:48 am - IP Logged

                  You have absolutely no money left, so you are walking around town sifting through all the lottery trash cans, looking for any winning scratchers.


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                    Posted: April 4, 2012, 7:52 am - IP Logged

                    After six months you finally "win" $5 off a $20 scratcher, and you are celebrating, posting the ticket on LP, and high-fiving anyone you meet!  Party


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                      Posted: April 4, 2012, 7:54 am - IP Logged

                      You know you are poor when you can't even afford a guilt trip....

                      That is poor!   Green laugh


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                        Posted: April 4, 2012, 7:59 am - IP Logged

                        Becoming desperate, you try selling your LP Platinum membership on eBay.   Type


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                          Posted: April 4, 2012, 8:04 am - IP Logged

                          You are actually beginning to "enjoy" the leftover scraps of food from that McDonald's dumpster.    Yes Nod     Big Smile       Banana

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                            Posted: April 4, 2012, 8:10 am - IP Logged

                            You know your poor when you can't afford all four letters.  You just plain po.

                            LOL.... ROFL good oneThumbs Up

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                              Posted: April 4, 2012, 8:36 am - IP Logged

                              You know your poor when you can't afford all four letters.  You just plain po.

                              My favorite response!

                              You know you are poor when you can not afford... to take your posessions with you when you get evicted.