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Lavender Rocket

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Posted: June 15, 2012, 7:12 pm - IP Logged

MegaMillions says it has no explanation for all the balls drawn last Friday being Roman Numerals and not numbers.

Lovies

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    ANTI-GAMBLING ACTIVIST SCRATCHES OFF $1 MILLION TOP PRIZE!!!  FUTURE PLANS ARE TO WRITE A BOOK ON HOW TO WIN THE LOTTERY!!!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Surrender

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      Posted: June 16, 2012, 1:47 am - IP Logged

      Church congregation wins 2nd largest PB jackpot, just days after listening to a sermon on one of the seven deadly sins: greed.

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        Posted: June 16, 2012, 4:44 pm - IP Logged

        The same number drawn six times on latest Powerball.......

        MUSL says the best anyone could have done is 1 + 1. Lotto "tin hats" say this was why 0 + 1 and 1 + 1 were changed to same payout.

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          Lavender Rocket

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          MM & PB break all probability by drawing the same numbers for their white balls AGAIN (3rd time in 2012).


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            Posted: June 16, 2012, 6:16 pm - IP Logged

            In a freak of nature, last evenings Powerball drawing was interrupted by a freak tornado. All the lottery balls were sucked out of the drawing bins.

            In order to keep to its strict schedule, the balls had to be substituted for actual lottery employees, who had numbers painted on their backsides.

             

            It was a whole lot of fun, exclaimed on of the lucky drawn employees (#4 White ball). Were talking to management to see if this is something we

            could do more often.  Stretch

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              Posted: June 16, 2012, 6:22 pm - IP Logged

              Jeffrey Dahmer eats winning Powerball ticket... along with wallet and the winners  legs.

              "No matter how bad things may get, I'd like to thank my middle finger

              for always sticking up for me.."

               


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                Jeffrey Dahmer eats winning Powerball ticket... along with wallet and the winners  legs.

                LOL - sick but funny.

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                  Posted: June 16, 2012, 7:38 pm - IP Logged

                  In a freak of nature, last evenings Powerball drawing was interrupted by a freak tornado. All the lottery balls were sucked out of the drawing bins.

                  In order to keep to its strict schedule, the balls had to be substituted for actual lottery employees, who had numbers painted on their backsides.

                   

                  It was a whole lot of fun, exclaimed on of the lucky drawn employees (#4 White ball). Were talking to management to see if this is something we

                  could do more often.  Stretch

                  Hopefully that was Linda Kollmeier of the Illinois Lottery!

                  Wink

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.


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                    Hopefully that was Linda Kollmeier of the Illinois Lottery!

                    Wink

                    It was actually one of Linda's assistants, Rhonda Burham. She loved all that tumbling, especially since she was the last "ball" drawn.  Lover

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                      Pakistani tourist wins $300,000,000.00 PowerBall jackpot while visiting NY... then donates all winnings to US Marines!!

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                        Clerk in Texas named Patel tells jackpot winner ticket won $12, then calls lotto commission to fins out where to cash ticket.

                        Upon hearing the name "Patel" and seeing surveillance film (Patel didn't know about) Patel is told to drive from Houston to Austin with "I Hate Guns" bumper stickers on his rear bumper.

                        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                        Lep

                        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                          Church refuses winning mega million ticket, State pollies, vote themselves a pay raise

                          2014 = -1016; 2015= -1409; 2016 JAN = -106; FEB= -81; MAR= -131; APR= - 87: MAY= -91; JUN= -39; JUL=-134; AUG= -124; SEP = -123; OCT= -84  NOV=- 73 TOT= -3498

                          keno historic = -2291 ; 2015= -603; 2016= JAN=-32, FEB= +12 , MAR= -86, APR = -77. MAY= -48, JUN= -29, JUL=-71; AUG = -52; SEPT= -43; OCT = +56 NOV = -33 TOT= -3297

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                            Fashion Designer makes millions making clothing from non-winning lottery tickets

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                              Man thinks he is winner, but ticket in question is 2 weeks old.

                              Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                              For a lead role in a cage?

                               

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