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Posted: June 20, 2012, 9:45 am - IP Logged

Man thinks he is winner, but ticket in question is 2 weeks old.

LOL.....ya'll know you have been there beforeROFL

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    Lavender Rocket

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    Posted: June 20, 2012, 9:52 am - IP Logged

    In eco-sensitive move, lottery makes new tickets out of self-decomposing materials.  Unfortunately, the shelf life of the ticket and the amount of time lotteries allow to collect now do not run concurrently.  Tickets now last 31 days, which is a sad shot short of the 1 year many state lotteries allow to collect.  The clock now ticks waiting for the first lawsuit.


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      In an effort to boost slipping Powerball sales, executives are now allowing minors to purchase tickets. The hottest age bracket they are

      targeting is the 3-12 year olds. This will give new meaning to the phrase "Baby Boomers".  Hippy

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        Posted: June 20, 2012, 10:17 am - IP Logged

        News flash: 3 year old wins PB... sues parents for emancipation status!


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          News flash: 3 year old wins PB... sues parents for emancipation status!

          Abe Lincoln would be proud to hear of this amazing progress, since his Emancipation Proclamation!   Hat    Rock on 3 year olds.   Hurray!

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            Posted: June 20, 2012, 10:56 am - IP Logged

            In an effort to boost slipping Powerball sales, executives are now allowing minors to purchase tickets. The hottest age bracket they are

            targeting is the 3-12 year olds. This will give new meaning to the phrase "Baby Boomers".  Hippy

            LOL Green laugh

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              Posted: June 20, 2012, 11:32 am - IP Logged

              Man claims he has been apending $250 on jackpot games, says he is convinced they are rigged but will continue to spend the $250 a week on them.

              Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

              Lep

              There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                Posted: June 20, 2012, 1:50 pm - IP Logged

                Man claims he has been apending $250 on jackpot games, says he is convinced they are rigged but will continue to spend the $250 a week on them.

                And in related news:  a 21 year old, after stumbling out of a bar at lunch, found 4 quarters on the ground and decided on a hunch to buy 1 quick pick for the 3.2 BILLION dollar MegaMillions jackpot - his FIRST lottery ticket ever - and was the sole winner of the jackpot. Asked what he was planning on doing with what could potentially be quite a largess - he replied in a drunken slur - 'more beer, gotta buy more beer - beer makes you lucky at the lottery'.

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                  Posted: June 20, 2012, 6:04 pm - IP Logged

                  Art Bell, former host of Coast To Coast AM radio, said he believed that jackcpot winners were time travelers.

                  John Titor returns once again to say Bell was right!

                  (Bell actually said this...and for fun, do a search for John titor and see what you find!)

                  Wink

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                    Lavender Rocket

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                    Posted: June 20, 2012, 10:24 pm - IP Logged

                    Art Bell, former host of Coast To Coast AM radio, said he believed that jackcpot winners were time travelers.

                    John Titor returns once again to say Bell was right!

                    (Bell actually said this...and for fun, do a search for John titor and see what you find!)

                    Wink

                    LOL - ok i read about Titor... very interesting indeed.

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                      Posted: June 21, 2012, 5:12 pm - IP Logged

                      Man buys Advance Play tickets and wins next 4 Mega Millions jackpots!

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                        Posted: June 21, 2012, 7:09 pm - IP Logged

                        Man buys Advance Play tickets and wins next 4 Mega Millions jackpots!

                        LOL

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                          Posted: June 21, 2012, 8:24 pm - IP Logged

                          Lottery winner dies.  Still has every dollar he won.  Family to offer reward for Swiss bank account number.

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                            Posted: June 22, 2012, 3:55 pm - IP Logged

                            Preacher reads book on remote viewing, starts posting second hymn in red letters, not white. Congregation starts playing that number and goes on incredible winning streak hiting the Sunday evening Pick 3.

                            Scared

                            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                            Lep

                            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                              Posted: June 22, 2012, 5:23 pm - IP Logged

                              Preacher reads book on remote viewing, starts posting second hymn in red letters, not white. Congregation starts playing that number and goes on incredible winning streak hiting the Sunday evening Pick 3.

                              Scared

                              Now THAT could be an Art Bell story.  When I worked a late schedule years ago, I would enjoy listening to the lunacy from the kingdom of Nye as I drove home.  He had an entertaining radio show.