CashWinner$'s Blog

Yep. Shockingly......(some arrest-years apart)...... Same Guy.

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"I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have just lived the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well."                     ~ Diane Ackerman ~

 

American poet and nonfiction author Diane Ackerman has written more than 20 books and is best known for the eloquently written best seller The Natural History of the Senses. She was born in Illinois in 1948. While working toward her Ph.D. at Cornell, she studied both arts and sciences, feeling "the universe wasn't knowable from only one perspective." She has a molecule named after her: the dianeacerkone. She lives in upstate New York with her novelist husband.

:Bumper Stickers:

“The good thing about schizophrenia is you never run out of people to talk to.”

“Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them”

“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege”

“Don’t steal. The government hates competition.”

“Gun Control means using BOTH HANDS”

“Born Free But I’m Higher Priced Now”

“I don’t SUFFER from insanity; I enjoy EVERY MINUTE of it!”

“If you can’t live without me, how come you’re not dead?”

“I’m NOT mooning you – I’m turning the other cheek!”

“Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken!”

“Out of my mind. (Be Back in 5 Minutes)”

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.

“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”