CashWinner$'s Blog

So neat!

Dr. Igor Siwanowicz won first prize in the 2011 Nikon Small World Photomicrography Competition with this portrait of a green lacewing larva, magnified 20 times its actual size.

 

Signs You Might Be Addicted To Coffee:

You answer the door before people knock.

Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

You ski uphill.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You can type sixty words per minute … with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

Cocaine is a downer.

You walk 20 miles on your treadmill B4 you realize it’s not plugged in.

Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.

Instant coffee takes too long.

When someone says. “How are you?”,.. you say, “Good to the last drop.”

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can thread a sewing machine, while it’s running.

Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down…

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“There is magic if you're willing to explore the shadows”.   ~ The Ancient Well ~

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:Bumper Stickers:

“God created man first: You need a rough draft before a Masterpiece”

“Marriage is Grand. Divorce is 100 Grand”

“I’m the boss. My wife said I could be”

“The 10 Commandments are NOT multiple choice”

“Stop Repeat Offenders, DON’T RE-ELECT THEM!”

“Guns don’t kill people, drivers with cell phones do!”

“Keep Honking, I’m Reloading”

“Driver carries NO cash – He’s Married!”

“Got chocolate?”

“I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining food!”

“Road Rage Next 10 Miles”

“Your Kid’s an honor student, but you’re a moron!”

“You don’t work full time till you’re a mom!”

“Be nice to America or we’ll bring democracy to your country!”

“Give me coffee, and no one gets hurt”

“I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!”