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      ..Violators will be shot..

Survivors will be shot AGAIN!

~ I found this on a 'VarietyBlog' the other day !! (posted outta Missouri, I believe) ~ Beautiful ~

There were three guys traveling in Africa, a Frenchman, a Japanese, and an American. They are captured by a tribe of fierce headhunters.

The witch doctor says to them, "We are going to slaughter you, but you might take some comfort in the fact that we don't believe in waste here, and that therefore every part of your body will go to some use. We will weave baskets out of your hair, we will render your bones for glue, and we will tan your skin and stretch it over wooden frames for canoes.

Now we are going to allow you an honorable death, so I will give you each a knife and allow you to say some last words before killing yourselves."

The Japanese guy yells "Banzai!" and commits hari-kari.

The French guy yells "Vive la France!" and slits his throat.

Then the American guy takes the knife, pokes holes all over his body, and yells, "There's your F*cking canoe!"

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"We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same."

~ Carlos Castaneda ~

Carlos Castaneda, the Peruvian-born new age writer, is known for his book series about his apprenticeship with Don Juan Matus, the Toltec shaman, including A Separate Reality and Journey to Ixtlan. The books are about the nature of perception and include many hallucinatory experiences. It is unknown how much of his writing was factual. He wrote the first three books as an anthropology student at UCLA, and they quickly gained cult success. He was born in 1925 and died in 1998.

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** I would like to say thanks to the ‘Everyday Health’ website for the amazing daily email quotes (I have posted many here). When I signed up for their “Today’s Inspiration” newsletter last year, I didn’t realize how awesome some of these quotes could be. I appreciate the great work guys! **