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An oldie, but goodie!!

Gotta admire the man for being honest. 
Bravo for Sheriff Judd.

POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD 

An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.  The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range.  Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.  A state wide manhunt ensued. 

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun.  After he shot at them, SWAT team officers opened fired and hit the guy 68 times.

Now here's the kicker: 

Naturally, the media went nuts and asked why they shot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:  'Because that's all the ammunition we had.'

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on the supernatural.

  To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

  About 90 students raise their hands.

  'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

  About 40 students raise their hands.

  'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

  About 15 students raise their hand.

  'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

  Three students raise their hands.

 

  'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further.... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

  Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

  The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

  The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

  When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

  Bubba replied, "Sh*t, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

There is only one person who can ever know exactly what you want and truly make you happy —

that person is you!      ~ Denise Austin ~

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his Picture
was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he
was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot,
driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he
drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again.
He tried a fourth time with the same result.
The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled
past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, he got five traffic citations in the mail for
driving without a seat belt.