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Found on Snak Club Gummy Worms:

    No cholesterol, no preservatives.  A meal in itself.

Why cook dinner when you can just give the kids a bagful of nutritious gummy worms?

poll on aol

will these ads make you more or less likely to vote republican:

less:  68%

more:  32%

  What you allow yourself to think can either make things better or worse.

Found on a Wagner industrial heat gun:

                    Warning:  do not use heat gun as a hair dryer.

Dong King:  Please read the warning label!

  What has happened is not nearly as important as what can happen.

Found on Bowl Fresh Bathroom Freshener and Toilet Roll Holder:

                                caution:  harmful if swallowed.  call physician ommediately.

Hey Doc - I"ve got a toilet roll holder stuck in my throat!  What should I do?

  True inner serenity will always elude those who sit in judgment, since they use up their Life energy in anger at what is.

  Found on the safety booklet published by Cayman Airlines:

                                    If you are seated in an exit aisle and are unable to read this, please ask stewardess to reseat you.

How would finding another seat suddenly enable you to read??

  The elevator to success is out of order today.  You're going to have to take the stairway, one step at a time.

            "Who knows himself a braggart,

Let him fear this; for it will come to pass

That every braggart will be found an ass."        Shakespeare

  The difference between being neurotic and being a no-limit person isn't whether someone has problems.  Everyone has problems.  It's attitude.  Do you look for solutions or more problems?

  Found on Weber gas grills:

                                  Caution:  Surface will be warm when in use.

Let's hope it's more than warm or these steaks won't be done for weeks!

  Buddha said, "you will not be punished FOR your anger.  You will be punished BY your anger."

  Found on Intex queensize air mattress:

WARNING:  use only under competent supervision.

  Not tonight honey.  We don't have a competent supervisor.

  People generally stop having hurt feelings when they realize that those feelings can no longer be used to manipulate you.