ochoop17's Blog

My church welcomes ALL denominations, but really prefers tens and twenties!

Mar.23,18--: Explorers _________ and_________, having reached the Pacific coast, began the journey back east.

I am needed in life but not in death and you cant start fun without me what am I?

A man is a person who, if a woman says,
"Nevermind, I'll do it myself." - lets her.
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A woman is a person who, if she says to a man,
"Nevermind, I'll do it myself, and he lets her - gets mad.
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A man is a person who, if a woman says,
"Nevermind, I'll do it myself." - lets her and she gets mad - says,
"Now what are you mad about?"
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A woman is a person who, if she says to a man,
"Nevermind, I'll do it myself, and he lets her - gets mad.,
and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" - says,
"If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you."

Mar.19, 19--:The wreck of the Confederate cruiser ________ is discovered by _________, 102 years to the day after it had been scuttled.

Where everyone wants to run home and stealing is encouraged?

An elderly gentleman I know (who loves golfing) recently moved to a new town and joined the local golfing club. But when he went to the Club for the first time to play he was told there wasn't anybody he could play with because they were all out on the course.

Seeing my friend's disappointment, the assistant pro came over and asked how good a player he was.

"I'm really not that bad," he replied. "The only real problem I have is getting out of sand traps."

The assistant pro decided to try him out. It turned out he did play well, and coming to the par four 18th they were both even.

The pro had a nice drive and was able to get on the green where he landed 2-putts for a par. My friend had a nice drive also, but his approach shot landed in a sand trap next to the green.

Playing from the sand trap he hit a high ball which landed on the green... and rolled right into the hole! It was a Birdie and he won the game.

The pro walked over to the sand trap where my friend was still standing.

"Nice shot" he said, "but I thought you said you have a problem getting out of sand traps?".

"I do. Could you please give me a hand?" my friend asked.

Mar.16, A.D.37: Roman Emperor ___________ dies; he is succeeded by _________.

How many books are there in the whole Bible?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?

Mar.13, 17--: The seventh planet of the solar system, ______, is discovered by __________.

What time of day, when writen in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours,365 days,right from your birth until you fall in love .

Mar.9, 1862:During the Civil War, the ironclads ________ and __________(formerly ________) clash for five hours to a draw at Hampton Roads, Va.

What do some men have they don’t want, but would not part it for a million dollars?