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Mar. 5, 19_: Winston Churchill delivered his "Iron Curtain" speech at _____ college in _____, Mo.

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I ?

Mar. 2, 19 __: The United States launched the ________ space probe, which flew past ______ in the late 1973, sending back images and scientific data.

Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.

You are a bus driver. At the first stop of the day, eight people get on board. At the second stop, four get off, and eleven get on. At the third stop, two get off, and six get on. At the fourth stop, thirteen get off, and one gets on. At the fifth stop, five get off, and three get on. At the sixth stop, three get off, and two get on. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

Feb 27, 19_ : The Supreme Court, in Leser vs. ____ unanimously upheld the _ Amendment to the Constitution,which guaranteed the right of women to __.

Feb25,19__: _____became the first state to tax gasoline, at __ cent a gallon

A student was standing near the college mail room with a package in her hands and a depressed look on her face. Her friend came and said: "What's the matter? You look pretty sad for getting a package from home." The student replied, "My dad played a cruel trick on me. I wrote and asked for $200 for a dictionary, and he sent me a dictionary."

Where is the largest diamond in New York City kept?

Feb _, 18_: The Washington Monument was dedicated.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

The bartender tells him it will cost 10 cents.

After the guy finishes his beer he asks for a steak and another beer.

The bartender tells him it will cost 50 cents.

The guy pays and asks to thank the manager.

The bartender tells him, his boss it upstair will his girlfriend.

The guy asks the bartender "What's your boss doing upstairs with your girlfriend?"

The bartender repleys, "Probably the same thing I'm doing to his business"

I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?