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Posted: July 5, 2012, 1:34 pm - IP Logged

WHAT U SAID IS TRUTH i gotta move to ny myb i win mega mill

The NY lotto pool is now open. Come and jump in. Everyone wins,wins,wins.   


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    Posted: July 5, 2012, 3:01 pm - IP Logged

    The NY lotto pool is now open. Come and jump in. Everyone wins,wins,wins.   

    I can't swim, will there be lotto lifeguards present to rescue me if I sink, or worse yet lose.  What?Thinking of...

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      Posted: July 5, 2012, 4:07 pm - IP Logged

      Your dam right it was!!!  A Subway foot long steak & cheese, with all the works. The nerve of that guy.  Mad

      Great, now I'm hungry and want a Subway :/

      That money's gone fo ever


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        Posted: July 5, 2012, 4:25 pm - IP Logged

        Great, now I'm hungry and want a Subway :/

        Go get yours Maringoman! Just don't even think about swiping mine, or I'll have to put you down like my ex-buddy.   Chair

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          Posted: July 5, 2012, 5:56 pm - IP Logged

          Go get yours Maringoman! Just don't even think about swiping mine, or I'll have to put you down like my ex-buddy.   Chair

          McGinn,

          Though they may be tempted to have you replace Jared as their spokesperson, I think that Subway may opt out because of the controversy of having "This man would kill for a Subway sandwich" as the new slogan.

          But maybe not.  You could be on billboards everywhere with a sandwich in one hand and an Uzi in the other.  :)


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            McGinn,

            Though they may be tempted to have you replace Jared as their spokesperson, I think that Subway may opt out because of the controversy of having "This man would kill for a Subway sandwich" as the new slogan.

            But maybe not.  You could be on billboards everywhere with a sandwich in one hand and an Uzi in the other.  :)

            Jared is old news, like stale bread that needs to be tossed.   See Ya!

             

            Subway exec's would just need to listen to their marketing people.  Conehead   The amazing concept that their subs are so delicious, and in demand, that

            their customers would kill    Chair   anyone caught trying to take them is brilliant! Your Uzi idea is top notch Epistrophy.  Thumbs Up

             

            Maybe a more customer friendly slogan might be:  "My best friend laid down his life, so that I might have my Subway"   Patriot

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              Posted: July 5, 2012, 6:33 pm - IP Logged

              You gotta love the fact that their marketing people look like Beldar Conehead.

              Must consume mass quantities of sandwiches.


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                Posted: July 5, 2012, 6:53 pm - IP Logged

                You gotta love the fact that their marketing people look like Beldar Conehead.

                Must consume mass quantities of sandwiches.

                Coneheads are known to expend tens of thousands of calories, to keep their massive grey matter properly fed.   Conehead

                The complimentary sandwiches would be just the ticket, to keep their fresh Subway marketing ideas forth coming.      Type

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                  Posted: July 6, 2012, 12:50 am - IP Logged

                  I can't swim, will there be lotto lifeguards present to rescue me if I sink, or worse yet lose.  What?Thinking of...

                  Don't worry, the lotto will provide lifejackets until you pay your taxes.

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                    Posted: July 6, 2012, 1:58 pm - IP Logged

                    Great, now I'm hungry and want a Subway :/

                    You must love lettuce with a passion.


                                                                 
                                         
                                                             

                     

                     

                     

                     

                                                                                                                       

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                      Posted: July 6, 2012, 8:49 pm - IP Logged

                      You must love lettuce with a passion.

                      And unripened tomatoes.Subway sells garbage & calls it food!

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                      There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. ~Will Rogers

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                        Posted: July 6, 2012, 9:27 pm - IP Logged

                        And unripened tomatoes.Subway sells garbage & calls it food!

                        I think that calling it garbage is way too harsh of a characterization.  I'm talking about comparing it with its peers, which is the "on-every-corner" national and international coverage.  Compared to most of its fast food peers in that category, Subway does a pretty good job.  Again, just an opinion.

                        Now granted, you can get better food, including sandwiches, elsewhere.  For example, almost any ol' deli in NYC will serve a killer sandwich, but it'll cost you, and you won't be able to buy it everywhere in the country as you can with Subway, just in the one little location for a Mom 'n' Pop place.

                        Besides, we should keep McGinn's dream of replacing Jared going.  He could wear an LP t-shirt while talking about sandwiches and firing rounds over people's heads if they try to snag his sandwich.  It would be entertaining at the very least.

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                          Posted: July 6, 2012, 9:37 pm - IP Logged

                          I think that calling it garbage is way too harsh of a characterization.  I'm talking about comparing it with its peers, which is the "on-every-corner" national and international coverage.  Compared to most of its fast food peers in that category, Subway does a pretty good job.  Again, just an opinion.

                          Now granted, you can get better food, including sandwiches, elsewhere.  For example, almost any ol' deli in NYC will serve a killer sandwich, but it'll cost you, and you won't be able to buy it everywhere in the country as you can with Subway, just in the one little location for a Mom 'n' Pop place.

                          Besides, we should keep McGinn's dream of replacing Jared going.  He could wear an LP t-shirt while talking about sandwiches and firing rounds over people's heads if they try to snag his sandwich.  It would be entertaining at the very least.

                          You have a right to your opinion.

                          I have a right to mine.My opinion is that Subway sells garbage and calls it food.

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                            I think that calling it garbage is way too harsh of a characterization.  I'm talking about comparing it with its peers, which is the "on-every-corner" national and international coverage.  Compared to most of its fast food peers in that category, Subway does a pretty good job.  Again, just an opinion.

                            Now granted, you can get better food, including sandwiches, elsewhere.  For example, almost any ol' deli in NYC will serve a killer sandwich, but it'll cost you, and you won't be able to buy it everywhere in the country as you can with Subway, just in the one little location for a Mom 'n' Pop place.

                            Besides, we should keep McGinn's dream of replacing Jared going.  He could wear an LP t-shirt while talking about sandwiches and firing rounds over people's heads if they try to snag his sandwich.  It would be entertaining at the very least.

                            Yup, and let us not forget, one mans garbage is another's gourmet goodies.   Lover

                             

                            A fittin' way to gracefully end Jared's career, would be to catch a few rounds of an Uzi, just after swiping    Crying   my freshly made sandwich.    Dead

                             

                            It could be right up there with who shot J.R.?  What?    Chair

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                              Posted: July 7, 2012, 4:27 pm - IP Logged

                              As funny as that would be, I don't see it getting greenlighted.

                              Maybe tone it down (and take it easy on poor Jared) a bit:

                              In your best Duke or Clint Eastwood voice, you say to him, "Mister, this Subway franchise ain't big enough for the two of us."

                              Then you make him dance like in old Westerns by firing rounds at his feet, after which he runs off into the sunset while getting chased by more rounds.

                              But your version would definitely have an impact, that's for sure.