I used to take the fifth years ago.
Now it's the 1.75 Liter. I hate that liter crap. What the hell's wrong with quarts and half gallons and gallons?
Course, a fifth was actually 4/5 of a quart so that didn't make a whole lotta sense either. I mean like, what the hell was the point?
But the D's wanted us to switch over to the system the rest of the world (who hate us, btw) uses a few years ago (since deep sixed) and now we're stuck with a lot of the last vestiges of that effort. And it really sucks that whiskey is one of those last vestiges.
I want gallons!
Attica! Attica! Attica!