All right now Kap. Tell the truth. You're chasin' that 22 tonite, aintcha??? Well dont worry about it, cuz you and I both know The Mink-Man is chasin' it too. Of course, I'm in the same boat. You, me and Mink are kinda like blood brothers or somethin', aint we???
Now, I figure tonites the nite for that 22. So I plunked down some serious cash when I hit The Mobil Station tonite. Wasnt enough to get me 3 free Take5 QP's or nuthin', but it was serious coin to a low roller like me.
Tonite, I got ta thinkin' while I wuz havin' me a tail, that I need to win a T5 jackpot real soon. Tonite'd be good. If I won a JP tonite, I'd pay Verizon all that money I owe 'em so they'd turn my cell phone back on. Or maybe I'd pay my bill at Sears so they'd stop callin' me everyday lookin' for money I aint got. Like I said above, I'm a LOW roller. I wanna be a high roller. Get me a new Benz or sumthin'. Right now I'm drivin' a 1996 Jeep Cherokee with 175,000 miles on it. It needs a new exhaust system real bad, but I aint got the 400 bucks the guy down at the gas station said it would cost to fix it. Know what else too? My college aged daughter wrecked our Honda. She's fine, but the Honda aint. Vinny, the guy down at the autobody shop said 2 grand to fix it. I got a 500 dollar deductible, so that's all it's gonna cost me to fix it, but I just wonder how I'm gonna get the car back when I take it in to have it fixed. That's cuz if I know Vince, he aint gonna give me that Honda back until I fork up that 500. He might even start chargin' me a storage fee for every day it sits on his lot. That aint good.
Yeah, winnin' a T5 JP tonite sure would solve a few of lifes little problems. Think I'll have me another tail.