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Which LP members would you split any jackpot with?

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Posted: September 19, 2015, 12:15 am - IP Logged

The last thing you want if you win the lottery is hearing aides!

No, no! Don't do it. Once you put those in, you'll never know the joy of silence. People will be asking for something 24/7.

Or take the hearing aides and don't put a battery in them. Just nod like you hear what's going on. Laugh when they do. Smile when they do. If they looked surprised, look surprised too. And give strange answers. LOL

Then excuse yourself by telling them, "Hold on, me hearing aide just told me the battery is going dead. I need to get a fresh battery so I'll know what you're talking about."

It can be impossible to find fresh batteries. You might to reschedule due to having to order them offline! LOL 

what is good for the lone star state p3 game they have four drawings each day been off one digit is tough and tricky

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    Posted: September 19, 2015, 1:05 am - IP Logged

    LOTTO LAUGHS !!!

    Banana

    Hurray!

    Hyper

    White Bounce

    Dance

    b/c  her Pick 3/4 lottery strategies were probably responsible for my winning.

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      Posted: September 19, 2015, 1:52 am - IP Logged

      Since none are in my Lotto Group = NONE

       

      (HIT THE BIG ONE, OR BUY A SKI MASK)

       

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        I am going with MikeinTexas or rcbbuckeye...They are both old geezers who need hearing aids, dentures and walkers/wheelchairs.

        No crossing State lines in your choices huh CDanaT?   Ok, l hear you.Smile

        People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it- George Bernard Shaw.

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          Posted: September 19, 2015, 1:31 pm - IP Logged

           BobP & Greenfox.

          6/49 dis(assembly)

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            Posted: September 19, 2015, 1:58 pm - IP Logged

            Cheers Aw, Thanks Wheeler, You are on my list as well.

            Thanks sully. Whenyou win I only want 1% so when big

             God Bless America

             

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              Posted: September 19, 2015, 2:29 pm - IP Logged

              I may need a hearing aid (that's what they tell me at work) but I'll have you know that I do not need dentures, or a walker/wheelchair.......yet.

              What?  YOU DON'T ????    You better look in the mirror again. You're officially old-n-gray and in the way, walk with a sway and talk with a spray !!!

              Seniors.....They are always the last to know and the first to forget

              Stay Positive, Believe and good things will come your way

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                Posted: September 19, 2015, 2:32 pm - IP Logged

                No crossing State lines in your choices huh CDanaT?   Ok, l hear you.Smile

                Noise.....I figure its best to help the locals first, besides.....have you seen rcb & Mike ???....psssst, don't say anything but those 2 could be "extras" in the movie,"Deliverance"...if ya know what I mean.  Wink

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                  Noise.....I figure its best to help the locals first, besides.....have you seen rcb & Mike ???....psssst, don't say anything but those 2 could be "extras" in the movie,"Deliverance"...if ya know what I mean.  Wink

                  Hey, I wasn't an extra, I had a significant role in that;  I play a mean banjo.  Too bad all they paid me with was some new boots, banjo strings and a case of moonshine.  RCB  was also more than an extra - he could dance a jig, so....

                  Better that part than Ned Beatty's: "Squeal like a pig, boy!"


                  A people that elect corrupt politicians, impostors, thieves and traitors are not victims...but accomplices.
                   - George Orwell

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                    Posted: September 19, 2015, 6:40 pm - IP Logged

                    I was just looking through Facebook pages posts and ran across this one on the Texas Lottery FB page:

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                    I snipped out the names for privacy's sake (although you can see them if you follow the above link)  The second black box on the first comment was a "tagged" name that alerted the person who made the reply/second post that she had been mentioned in a comment.  Anyway....

                    It just struck me as a potential problem;  what if the second person actually won the JP - maybe with her own set of numbers and the first person declared that those could have been the numbers she had been promised?  OR, what if a set of numbers won that had been originally meant for the woman who asked, then the person who bought them decided she'd just say they were her own?  I hope that the actual numbers purchased were sent to the woman who asked for the other to buy them for her.

                    I used to always give a dollar to friends or family members who were heading to Vegas and tell them to put it in a slot machine.  I quit doing it because a couple of times after they got back I'd ask them if I had won anything and I'd see a fleeting glance of guilt on their faces and realize they had either forgotten to do it or forgotten that was a dollar I had sent with them OR had won a little bit of money with it and then put it all back into the machine.  The only person I trusted to do it and/or tell me the truth was my momma.

                    I also got to thinking that there might be some in here that would take posts by me or anyone else and consider it legal and binding.  I suppose there could be certain judges or juries that might award some of your JP to someone mentioned (or not), who knows?  I've seen stranger stories, some of them published here in the News forum.

                    I sincerely WOULD want to share my good fortune, BUT....anyone tries that with me, knowing full well I didn't mean them...well, remember I'll still have enough money to hire a hitman. Wink


                    A people that elect corrupt politicians, impostors, thieves and traitors are not victims...but accomplices.
                     - George Orwell

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                      Posted: September 19, 2015, 7:06 pm - IP Logged

                      For Entertainment Purposes Only..

                      We talking fantasy here people: So 2 players apart from yourself pull it off. Whose your co pilots in this win? I will reserve my choice for later seeing that the possibility exists that some are chosen more than twice..

                      Have a Great weekend People & stay Healthy!

                      Before I answer, I would like to point out that this is definitely for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!!! I don't want anyone suing me for money claiming what I write here means we had a contract and that I promised to share my jackpot with you.

                      I might wake up early and go running.  I might also wake up and win the lottery.

                      The odds are about the same.

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                        Posted: September 19, 2015, 7:23 pm - IP Logged

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                          Posted: September 19, 2015, 8:11 pm - IP Logged

                          "I just want enough money to buy an elephant. 

                          Oh, I don't want an elephant, I just want enough money to be able to buy one."

                          And that's why I never give any money to guys with a cardboard sign saying "Will work for Elephant money". I always know that they're really going to waste the money on something else.

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                            "I just want enough money to buy an elephant. 

                            Oh, I don't want an elephant, I just want enough money to be able to buy one."

                            And that's why I never give any money to guys with a cardboard sign saying "Will work for Elephant money". I always know that they're really going to waste the money on something else.

                            If I want an elephant, I'll just steal one.

                            I've got an old pair of my ex's undies somewhere around here I could put it in to sneak it out of the circus.

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                              Posted: September 19, 2015, 11:02 pm - IP Logged

                              If I want an elephant, I'll just steal one.

                              I've got an old pair of my ex's undies somewhere around here I could put it in to sneak it out of the circus.

                              Ok.

                              That one got my attention. "I've got an old pair of my ex's undies".

                              Really???

                              Are you keeping them for old times sake or something?

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