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Which LP members would you split any jackpot with?

Topic closed. 39 replies. Last post 1 year ago by mikeintexas.

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Posted: September 19, 2015, 11:21 pm - IP Logged

Since some posters expressed concerns a splitee might consider this a contract....

couldn't the definition of split be argued? Splitting doesn't necessarily mean 'in half'. Big Smile

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    Posted: September 19, 2015, 11:29 pm - IP Logged

    Ok.

    That one got my attention. "I've got an old pair of my ex's undies".

    Really???

    Are you keeping them for old times sake or something?

    Oh, I found them out in the garage;  thought it was a tent so that's why it was with the rest of the camping gear.   There was one of her thongs there, too...thought it was a hammock.

    To be fair, she lost over 200 lbs. of ugly fat when we got divorced - me.

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      Posted: September 20, 2015, 9:13 am - IP Logged

      Oh, I found them out in the garage;  thought it was a tent so that's why it was with the rest of the camping gear.   There was one of her thongs there, too...thought it was a hammock.

      To be fair, she lost over 200 lbs. of ugly fat when we got divorced - me.

      Did she divorce you because you made her sleep in the garage???

      (Sorry to derail the thread, but this is A LOT more interesting).

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        Posted: September 20, 2015, 2:12 pm - IP Logged

        For Entertainment Purposes Only..

        We talking fantasy here people: So 2 players apart from yourself pull it off. Whose your co pilots in this win? I will reserve my choice for later seeing that the possibility exists that some are chosen more than twice..

        Have a Great weekend People & stay Healthy!

        You must think differently than most because I've never even entertained the idea of splitting any of my lottery winnings with anyone at LP.

        On the other hand I've never entertained the idea of anyone at LP splitting any of their lottery winnings with me either.

         * you don't need to buy more tickets, just buy a winning ticket * 
           
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          Posted: September 20, 2015, 2:43 pm - IP Logged

          You must think differently than most because I've never even entertained the idea of splitting any of my lottery winnings with anyone at LP.

          On the other hand I've never entertained the idea of anyone at LP splitting any of their lottery winnings with me either.

          Nothing Personal RJ - but l am " thinking " differently "  because...

          Its for Entertainment Purposes  ONLY. My brain may be stationary to a certain degree, but my thoughts are not. We talking Fantasy here as my thread suggested. 

          People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it- George Bernard Shaw.

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            Posted: September 20, 2015, 4:08 pm - IP Logged

            Nothing Personal RJ - but l am " thinking " differently "  because...

            Its for Entertainment Purposes  ONLY. My brain may be stationary to a certain degree, but my thoughts are not. We talking Fantasy here as my thread suggested. 

            You dirty pinko commie Californian you!Poke

            There will be no sharing of any money with any of you lot.Surrender

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              Posted: September 20, 2015, 4:46 pm - IP Logged

              You dirty pinko commie Californian you!Poke

              There will be no sharing of any money with any of you lot.Surrender

              Lol....Darn Max- you just torpedoed your chances on getting on my "short list"  for a split in the jackpot. 

              People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it- George Bernard Shaw.

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                Posted: September 23, 2015, 10:34 pm - IP Logged

                You must think differently than most because I've never even entertained the idea of splitting any of my lottery winnings with anyone at LP.

                On the other hand I've never entertained the idea of anyone at LP splitting any of their lottery winnings with me either.

                I wouldn't split with anyone.  I would just give it to momma.  She would then take care of me for the rest of my life and I wouldn't have to deal with the hassles.  I can see it now... I would surprise her by depositing it in her bank account, of course letting the bank tell her where it came from so she knew it wasn't a mistake.  Then I would surprise visit her, knowing she never goes anywhere, anticipating her wonderful smile...

                "Ma, this is little Jim.  What did you think of that deposit?  Ma... Ma... Helloooooooo??   Ma, yoohooooo.... anyone here??  Ma, what's this statement on the table saying 'Account Closed',  MAAAA?"  BS

                  I'm feeling a jackpot win coming my way!

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                  Posted: September 27, 2015, 9:22 pm - IP Logged

                  Sufficient time has passed. My two choices for a three way split are : A True American-Coin Toss.

                  The other ...A True Skinhead: MaximumMillion.Thought l  would add a little variety to the mix. Cheers

                  People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it- George Bernard Shaw.

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                    Posted: September 27, 2015, 10:12 pm - IP Logged

                    Did she divorce you because you made her sleep in the garage???

                    (Sorry to derail the thread, but this is A LOT more interesting).

                    Oh, you didn't derail the thread;  I've seen some that were true train wrecks. (I've caused a few of 'em)

                    No, I never made her sleep in the garage, but she made ME sleep in the dog house a time or two.

                    Fido wasn't too bad to sleep with, but those fleas were murder!

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